Argh, didn't see that. >_<

L_G's Overdrive is completely ineffective against Tangent... =O
Taunt: "You know what, I'm done with this. D-O-N-E. I was just trying to get back home, but your stupid employer thought I was evil and stuff. I never meant to harm anybody, alright? I hope you can tell Risp and Starto that. I'm outta here!"
L_G flees from battle!

'As long as those two are on my case, my life's a living heck. I've got to get out of here!' thinks L_G as he runs from his pursuers. 'I hope at least one of these rust buckets of transports can get me off of this moon..' L_G heads for the Launch Bay.

Page of Claiming has been found!

Does Lem_Gambino have his own air source?

Night time. Strato ordered all his soldiers to relay status reports on timed intervals and never stray from the group. With little else to do, they continued to slowly march forward until suddenly.

"Hey, whats that red light?" A peep whispered through his radio.
"I don't know. Niz. Can you tell what it is?" Strato asked.

Niz looks at it carefully.
"It could be several things. However, the only thing which exists on this planet that could leave behind a red light like that is a telepipe."
She starts to go to it.

No, but considering the fact that he biult the Interceptor, I'm sure he can forge a scrap heap of spaceship, or find himself a spacesuit. Or he can just use Konami Code like Vegeta did...that is, if he knew about it...XP

"That...was...hard..." panted Vegeta. Even in his Supaer Saiyan 3 form he had a hard time taking down the final boss, the Chaos Happy Face. "I'm going to be able to smile again without thinking about THAT horrid thing!" Vegeta said as he recovered.
"...WELL?!"
"Oh alright, fine. You can go now..." the mysterious voice said. The world faded around Vegeta, and he found himself on deserted island...
...with all of the Dragonballs.
"I just thought I'd get these for you, ka know, as an apology for taking you into that game world. Can you forgive me?"
Vegeta grinned. "Of course. Just don't do it again, or I won't be so forgivng next time..."

Vegeta has found all 7 Dragonballs!!!
Vegeta rests. He's had a hard day, after all...

Wow. L_G must be a real talented guy to be able to make a spacesuit out of scrap metal while suffocating.

Martin and Delta board their ship, which was traveling to the moon at full speed all that time. After the ship seals, Tangent holds his hands in the air. The atmospheric generator turns off. Tangent teleports away, grinning in the depths of his hood.

Iso ;P and the rest of his attack party walk into the telepipe. They find themselves within some foreign infrastructure. Suddenly a strange creature emerges from the darkness.

Battle mode:

Gibbles attacks Strato.
Strato takes 734 damage.
Strato and co. all attack Gibbles. with whatever.
Gibbles takes big huge amount of damage and dies.

Strato and co. wins!

Strato and co. earn 54 exp.

Vegeta uses the Dragonballs!!! =O
The sky above Earth/Ragol/whatever turns dark, lighting and thunder rumble through the sky as a massive green dragon descends from the sky. His name is Shenron, and has come to grant two wishes...

BTW, I have NO IDEA how Shenron was able to grant two wishes- I thought it was only one. But that appearantly all changed during the Buu Saga...O_o

"State your first wish," Shenron bellowed. "Restore the Asian continent(sp?) and all of it's people back to life!" called out Vegeta.
"...It shall be done." replies the dragon. It's eyes glowed red as it worked it's magic. Soon, Asia was restored, and all of it's people brought back to life.

Trunks woke up. "Whoa, what just happened?" he asked. Bulma looked around. "Looks like we were revived by the Dragonballs!" she replies.

Somewhere in the Shadow Realm, Beth reached out of the dark earth and looked around. "Okay, who's bright I idea was it to blow me up and bury me here?" she said irratably.
*TACKLEHUGGING*
Jeanie rushed at Beth the moment she heard her voice. "I'm so glad you're alive!!" said an ecstatic Jeanie, holding Beth in a big bear hug. "There's a whole lotta stuff that just happened now..."
"That's nice, but I can't breathe..." choked Beth.
"Sorry," Jeanie loosened her grip. "So, anyway, we were going to go home when this guy showed up and..."

"State your second wish," bellowed Shenron. "Restore L_G to his normal self!" requested Vegeta.
"It cannot be done."
"W-What?!"
"The one called L_G is no longer petrified. He is suffocating on the moon."
"Oh. Well, transport him here then!"
"Very well, it shall be done."
Shenron worked his magic, and L_G appeared next to Vegeta, gasping for air. "That...was...to close..." he panted.
"Your wishes have been granted. Now I must go," says Shenron. He disappeared, and the Dragonballs were scattered once again.

Xion, re-entering the base from the roof, sees the screen of his computer blinking red. "How on Ragol?" Xion whispers, then sits down quickly. Not noticing that he is bending his tail in a very uncomfortable manner, he types in a few things to get Strato and his peep army on screen. Xion types a few things and the words LOCKDOWN appear at the bottom of the screen, then Xion readjusts his tail. "Let's see them and their little puffballs get through this security."


Every door within Gran Da Val shuts tightly, smashing a peep in a doorway and seperating Strato and one member of his party from the rest of his party.

Interactive time! Strato, pick out one member other than yourself within your party and the rest get seperated into a second party. If there are only two, then you two are split up completely. Cheerio.

L_G, what is in your inventory, and what do you have equipped? If I knew that it would prevent you from making up items whenever you needed them.

Here's muh swag:
1 X-Potion
2 Max-Elixers (fully restores HP)
10 Remedies
50 dollars
Paladin Dressphere
Warrior Dressphere (equipped)
Red Mage Dressphere
Summoner Dressphere
Gun Mage Dressphere
Nadia Dressphere (switches places with L_G's sister, Nadia; all inventory is transferred to new character)
L_G Dressphere (same as above, but only with L_G)
Yesgaunlet
Nogauntlet (equipped)
Phweebracelet
Masamune (equipped)
Sol Blade
Nirvana
Demonstar
Gradius
R-Type Staff
A bunch of useless items for trade

Nadia:
Class: Same as L_G's current class
Steel/Steelra/Steelaga
Nature/Natura/Naturaga
Photo/Photra/Photaga
Cosmo/Cosmra/Cosmaga
Holy Ragnarok
Iron Ray- Damages all enemies in a line with Steel power.
Spikes- Damages an enemy when they attempt to switch control to someone else, or attempt escape.
Iron Fist- Steel-based punch attack
Metal Claw- May raise weapon attack
Retreat
Super Knucklehead 1-4
Feminine Charm- Charms male targets
Counter (R-Ability)
Heavy Metal Storm(Overdrive)- Massive Steel Damge to all enemies
Valentine's Day (Overdrive)- Charms all male enemies for 2 turns
Scorned Love- Makes really bad stuff happen to herself and enemies. Increases Overdrive gauge. Can only be used if she's REALLY cheesed off or upset, sad, etc.

While we're at it, why don't you do YOUR inventory? Same for Xion and Iso.

Gran Da Val is full of goodies, if you know where to look. ^_^

Rspss Fr-
potion x 10
x-potion x 3
max-elixer x 1
ether x 12
strange cape x 1
silksteel cape x 1 (equipped)
thinking cap x 1 (equipped)
pinrifle x 1 (equipped)
gernade x 10
full waterbottle X 1

Niz-
ether x 10
cyber dress x 1 (equipped)
antenna hat x 1 (equipped)
silicon dagger x 1
laptop computer x 1
drillbot x 15 (a attack item. A little robot that drills into the enemy when thrown)
bottle of oil x 2

Martin-
potion x 15
x-potion x 5
sky blue suit x 1 (equipped)
ironwood sword x 1 (equipped)
laser rifle x 1

Delta-
healing feather x 5
magnifying glass helmet x 1 (equipped)
holographic projector x 1 (equipped)

Tangent-
ether x 20
full ether x 2
chain robe x 1 (equipped)
warp staff x 1
magic crystal x 20 (casts a random medium-level spell when used)
orb x 1
warp blade x 1

Iso's inventory:

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Iso's inventory:

O_o Nothing at all?

Replying on the behalf of Strato-

Iso is not Strato, durnit!

Okay then...who is who??? I'm confused...

Iso is that guy who destroyed the continent, you know? Then dissapeared.
Strato is the Peep General that is in Ragol, and is also Infinite Spaz's perfered name.

Thanks, that makes much more sense now.

"You okay?" asks Vegeta, powering down to his normal state.
"Barely," replies L_G, laying down on the sand, exhausted. "What'd I miss?"
"Nothing important. Need a lift?"
L_G sits up. "Um, okay, where're you going to take me?"
"Back to Capsule Corp. I figure that if my wife can make a time machine, I'm sure it can't be that difficult for her to make a dimensional portal for you to use..."

* * *

"WHAAAAT?! You expect me to build something I have no IDEA on how it works??!!" shouts an angry Bulma. "Time machines are easy for me, but it's near IMPOSSIBLE for me build a dimensional portal if I have no idea how to do it!!!"
"That's why I'm here to help," says L_G.
Bulma calms down. "Y-You are?" she stammers.
"Well, yeah! I know how to make a dimensional portal in just a few days."
"Well in that case..." Bulma goes into the back of the building, where the workshop is, and comes back with a bunch of tools. She plops them into L_G's arms. "...You do it. I've got a business deal to make. And Trunks will help you too!"
Trunks, who was sitting in the living room and watching TV, suddenly blurted out, "W-What?! But Mom, the Blitzball game is on!"
"DO IT..." Bulma's eyes flared with anger.
"Oh, all right, I'll help..." Trunks reluctantly pulled himself from the TV screen to assist L_G, who was more than happy to let Trunks carry all of the the tools. 'Why did I come to fix the past if THIS was going to be my future???' Trunks thought.

* * *

"So, how are going to fix this mess?" asks Kamikura.
"First we get that big ugly spaceship off of the landing pad. It's blocking out the sun," replies Tracy.
"No problem."
It was beautiful sunny day in Animenia's Pandamonium Manor, Kamikura an Tracy decided to take this time to relax and enjoy the sunshine, especially since they had to escape from Archie and his evil Food Warrior army...
The only thing that could ruin their day was the fact the wreck of the Interceptor was in the way of the sun's rays, severely impeding their tanning progress. However, Kamikura remedied that situation by going inside and lowering the launch pad back into the repair bay, and sealing it up with the lawn hatch that concealed the launch bay below.
"That's better," says Kamikura, coming back out of the house. Tracy smiled at him. Shortly after, an alarm beeped. "Time to turn over, says Tracy as both she and him turned over to point their untanned sides up at the sky. Tracy was reading an anime magazine, and Kamikura took this chance to take out his Game Buy Advance SP and beat Golden Sun...again.
"Don't you get the feeling we're forgetting something?" asks Tracy, looking up from her magazine at her boyfriend.
"What, about L_G?" replied Kamikura, without looking up from his game.
"Shouldn't we go and find him?"
"Yeah, but I'm too lazy."
Tracy smiled again. "Yeah, me too. I'm sure he can take care of himself."

* * *

Which was ironic because at that exact same moment, Rabid Monkeys attacked West City.
"WHY, GUARDIANS?? WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME SO???!!!!" cried out L_G as he was buried under a wave of more monkeys overcame him.

Xion browses around on his computer.

"Let's see what we have here....Lem was in my plane for...erm..." Xion looks at the clock on his computer and says "An hour. Then he quickly zips off to another plane. Something must have brought him there." Xion tacks in a few things in his keyboard, and a picture of L_G trampled appears on his screen. "So that's where he is. Time for me to pay him a visit." Xion says with a grin. Xion gets up, and drops through a small portal and hangs by his tail between dimensions.

---

Xion is now hanging upside-down in the upper corner of the area where Lem is or was working.

"GET OFFA ME!!!" shouts Vegeta. He gives off a massive power burst that destroys all of the monkeys, but also destroys Capsule Corp. Surprisingly, no one is hurt.
SLAP!
Correction. One person was hurt. Vegeta. Courtesy of Bulma.
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YOU JERK?!" shouts an even angrier Bulma, "YOU COULD'VE KILLED US ALL! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY MISTER, 'CUZ NOW WE'RE ALL HOMELESS!!!"
"B-B-But, Bulma-" Vegeta stuttered, sounding more like Porky Pig than his usual tough guy self.
"DON'T YOU 'BUT' ME, VEGETA! YOU WRECKED THIS PLACE, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET A JOB AND PAY FOR ALL OF THE DAMAGE YOU DID!!!!"

Bulma uses Pull on Ear. Vegeta is under Bulma's control!
Bulma uses a Convertable Car Capsule. She and Vegeta get in.
Taunt: "DRIVE, YOU!"
Counter-Taunt: "But I don't know how..."
Taunt: "I SAID DRIVE!!!!"
Vegeta floors it. Destination: Century 21.

While everyone else is recovering, Bulla (Vegeta's and Bulma's daughter) pulls up in her motorcycle. "Oh my," she says, "Did you guys remodel while I was out?"
Trunks gives a sigh of 'I-can't-beleive-an-alternate-future-of-myself-saved-these-people-and-left-me-to-suffer' kind of sigh, and faints.
L_G pokes his head out of the wreckage. "Was that really nesscessary?" he gripes. Trunks groans in pain and annoyance. Bulla is still clueless. Just then, L_G sees a familar tail poking out of the rubble. He pulls on it, and Xion appears, quite shaken up. "Xion? what are you doing here?" he says.

Tangent finishes sending a message to Rspss Fr, and gets up. He walks out of the room he is in, out into open space. Looking at the starry sky, Tangent glares at one planet in the distance containing one particularly annoying individual, insofar as can be told owing to the shadow of his hood.

Xion smirks. "I heard you're trying to come to my plane, so I may as well criticize every little mistake you make, just to annoy you."


Suprisingly, I lost my grip and closed the portal I had kept open. That's how I'm in that plane now. I can always walk back, ofcorse. ^_^

L_G smirked. "Riiiight. Since you're adept at plane warping, perhaps you could assist me in-"
"OMG IT'S GIANT RABBIT WHO'S COME TO KILL US ALL!!!11" screams Bulla. "MOMMMEEEEE!!!!!!" She runs down the street in direction Vegeta and Bulma want, screaming like the screaming person that she is.
"Don't mind her," grunts Trunks, "She has an IQ of about 5 or so, give or take a few points."
L_G sweatdrops. "Like I was saying, perhaps you could give us a hand in getting me back home. That is, if you're not in the middle of something else. And no, I'm coming to YOUR plane, but then again, you exist and EVERY plane, so I guess it's impossible to escape you." L_G laughs. "If you want to know, my home dimension is Animenia."

Progress on Interceptor II: 2%
Time until Kamikura and Tracy finish tanning: ~2 hours
Time until Archie arrives: ~one day
Time until Jeanie's Hot Pockets are done: 2 minutes.

XD

Tangent finishes staring. He points at that planet, and dissapears, teleporting to Lem_Gambino.

You get the first move here. And this battle is much more in your favor. Now.

Just try not to run this time, OK? It's annoying.

....O_o It's like I'm fighting myself, in a way...And I can run away as much as I want to. *cue cheesy cartoon chase music* XD

OMG A BATTLE?!?!?!?
Taunt: "Why won't you leave me alone?! What have I ever done to you??!!"
L_G uses the Gun Mage Dressphere! L_G is now a Gun Mage!
FYI on Magic Bullets: These are bullets enchanted with magic spells, but they are not treated as magic or physical attacks, they are weapon skills, which count as regular skills (like Mug, for instance), which, to the best of my knowledge, aren't affected by Tangent's Mage Chains ability. >=)
Fire/Fira/Firaga Bullet
Water/Watera/Waterga Bullet
Thunder/Thundara/Thundaga Bullet
Blizzard/Blizzara/Blizzaga Bullet
Ultima Bullet
Stun Bullet
Aim: Legs
Aim: Arms
Aim: Head
Aim: Groin
Super Knucklehead 1-4
Telepathy
When the Stuff Happened
Blue Storm
Gunslinger (Overdrive)- Fires a whole lotta bullets at all enemies in a line, casing massive damage to all of them.
Retreat
Sarcasm

Demonstar Abilities: Break Damage Limit, Weapon Attack +20%, Pass-Through (attacks don't hurt anyone the shots pass through except the intended target), Homing (shots follow target, but homing ability is limited)

Gradius Abilities: Break Damage Limit, Weapon Attack +20%, Rebound (shots bounce off walls like superballs), Sealstrike (shots may inflict Seal on a target, which prevents the afflicted from summoning anything, or being affected by beneficial spells, doesn't affect user)

Phwee Bracelet Abilities: Auto-Reflect, Dizzy Fall (attacker may be confused if they attack the person that has this ability)

L_G equips Gradius in one hand, Demonstar in the other, and the Phwee Bracelet.
L_G is protected by Reflect.
L_G regains 500 HP (Nogauntlet).
L_G fires two Ultima Shots!
Tangent takes 1537 HP damage.
Tangent takes 1523 HP damage.

"Xion, do us all a favor and put this booger out of his misery," L_G says to Xion.

Actually, physical attacks means everything non-magical. But I will let you get away with that.

Tangent holds his hands out. The world shudders; lines of energy, forming a perfect grid, blink in and out of existance. Strange flames of white energy spread around the battlefield. The pyrotechnics fade away.
Tangent casted Grid Fire!

LG takes 2500 damage!
Xion takes 2300 damage!
Vagita takes 2400 damage!
Trunks takes 2500 damage!
you get the idea...
Tangent is a boss, so remember he has a high HP.
I assumed Trunks and Vagita were in this battle. If they are not, ignore the things talking about how they were damaged.

And high magic attack, too. You alsot seemed to forget that L_G has Reflect casted on him...

The spell is relected back at Tangent! L_G is unaffected. Tangent takes 2500 HP damage.
Since Vegeta isn't here, Bulla takes the attack instead. Bulla takes 2400 HP damage.
Bulla Taunt: "Why you little...YOU RUINED MY DRESS!!"
Bulla uses Foresight! Tangent's Mage Chains ability has been disabled!
Bulla hits Overdrive! Bulla uses Heck hath no fury like a Woman scorned! Tangent takes 2758 HP damage. Bulla falls asleep.
Trunks Taunt: "Hey, you leave my sister alone, you punk!"
Trunks goes Super Saiyan! Trunks moves his hands in a strange pattern, then fires a massive energy blast at Tangent! Tangent takes 1863 HP damage.
Trunks attacks! Tangent takes 784 HP damage.
L_G Taunt: Where's a Mega-Potiuon when you need it? I really need to start remembering to pack better before I travel..."
L_G uses Stun Shot! Tangent takes 583 HP damage, but isn't stunned.
L_G uses Stun Shot! The atack misses completely...
L_G Taunt: "D'oh!"
L_G uses Aim: Arm! Tangent takes 374 HP damage, and has lost the use of his right arm.
Xion's turn(s)
* * *
Vegeta and Bulma find a house!
"Oh, it's perfect! It's shaped just like our old home!" says a happy Bulma. 'Every house in West City is shaped like ours; a freakin' capsule' thinks Vegeta.
"So, how much does it cost?"
"34,712 Zenny," replies the real estate agent.
"Oh, okay." Bulma turns to Vegeta. "You heard him, Vegeta! get in the car and find us a job!" she barks. "Oh all right, already!" grumbles Vegeta, getting back in the car.

* * *

Kamikura and Tracy try to work on the Interceptor, but they're still too lazy. =/

Interceptor repairs: 0%
Interceptor II progress: 2.5%
Jeanie's hot pockets: Digesting.
Probability Bulla will angrier than heck if she is woken up from her Beauty sleep: 250,000%

Whoops. Forgot about that reflect.

Tangent holds his hand out. An orb appears there, and floats into the air. The orb begins to glow red. The chains in Tangent's robe explode out, somehow without tearing his robe, and break into their component links. The links, glowing an angry red, start to orbit Tangent like the electrons in an atom. Skeletal metal wings extend from Tangent, draped with tattered scraps of black robe. With a flash of dark light, a midnight black scythe materilizes in his hands, with a blade stained red. From the depths of his hood, two flames marking his eyes burst into being and glow a blood red.
Insofar as can be told, Tangent smiles.

Tangent takes his scythe and slashed Lem_Gambino with it!

Lem_Gambino has taken 500 damage and has 'reflect' dispelled!

Tangent has transformed to his second form!

Tangent-
Class: chaos reaper
*chaos iron: a counterattack skill; Stuns all targets who attack Tangent, and silences all Targets who cast spells at Tangent. Any negitive status effects put on Tangent are bounced back to their caster
*magic break: passive; negates all positive status effects of the target on a melee attack
*dark star: blinds, stuns and puts to sleep one target
*negitive flame: silences, freezes and slows one target
*mind mastery: confuses, berzerks and scares (lowers the attack of) one target
*mana control: target looses all mana to Tangent
*tame probability: target always lands critical hits
*doom slash: target takes high physical damage and is scared
*blood suck: target looses a medium amount of health to Tangent
*wheels of chaos (overdrive): gives all negitive status effects to all enemies

Inventory:
ether x 20
full ether x 2
chain robe x 1 (equipped)
warp staff x 1
magic crystal x 20 (casts a random medium-level spell when used)
orb x 1
reaper scythe x 1 (equipped)

Does this run in EGA or VGA?

Can I join? Thanks!

-RoW

Originally Posted by RoW_Odin314

Does this run in EGA or VGA?

Can I join? Thanks!

-RoW

EGA or VGA?

I suppose you can join after we are done with this battle.
But I would need some consensus.

Originally Posted by RoW_Odin314

Does this run in EGA or VGA?

Can I join? Thanks!

-RoW

Make sure you follow the rules. They're at the beginning of this thread.

Ok, great. Tell me how the battle sequences work and I'll make my attacks.

-ThO

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

"OMG IT'S GIANT RABBIT WHO'S COME TO KILL US ALL!!!11" screams Bulla. "MOMMMEEEEE!!!!!!"

Rabbit? Since when has a Nu Mou looked like a rabbit?

Xion mumbles something inaudibly as he gets up from the blast that hit him. "Wanna play rough? I'll show you rough." Xion rips five portals around Tangent: One in front, One in back, Two on the sides, and One above, Entrapping Tangent in a sphere of antimatter. "Let's see you get out of this sticky prediciment." Xion smirks.

Small question...If he touches my Antimatter jail cell and gets caught in the biggest contained explosion known within the plane, could I get banned for using an instant kill technique? Now, granted I did not kill him, but I set up how he died.

"May as well surrender, unless you have a natural resonance to Antimatter." Xion yells at Tangent. "Oh yeah, and if you're wondering...Yes, I am a planeswalker."

Rabbit? Since when has a Nu Mou looked like a rabbit?

Since Bulla saw those large ears of yours.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Since Bulla saw those large ears of yours.

Ehem...the ears go DOWN...how can that be considered like a rabbit...Ah screw it, She's retarded you said?

Tangent waves his scythe. The anti-matter is banished to it's point of origin.

Tangent holds his scythe foreward. It glows, and an imaginary storm focuses around Xion. Tangent cast mind mastery!

Xion is confused!
Xion is berserked!
Xion is scared!

Xion, try not to use techniques that are not on your spell chart. If you do, I will too.

And that is perfectally fine, as long as you are killed forever with it.

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

Xion, try not to use techniques that are not on your spell chart. If you do, I will too.

But Planeswalking is what I do...So what if I use my planeswalking abilities otherwise...I guess I could have been banned, but it seems that Tangent has planeswalking abilities too...to an extent.

Xion is now curled up underneath some rubble, hybernating.

Originally Posted by Xion

But Planeswalking is what I do...So what if I use my planeswalking abilities otherwise...I guess I could have been banned, but it seems that Tangent has planeswalking abilities too...to an extent.

He has teleportation. Like dimensional transportation, those don't need to be listed because they do not directly effect battle (they are just different ways of running away).

However, being able to summon huge chunks of anti-matter does directly affect your combat abilities, needless to say.

Trunks Taunt: *grins*
Trunks uses a Senzu Bean! Xion's HP is fully recovered, and all negative status effects are removed.
Trunks moves his hands in a strange pattern, then fires off a massive enegry blast! Tangent takes 1285 HP damage.
L_G fires off two Ultima Shots!
Tangent takes 1499 HP damage.
Tangent takes 1563 HP damage.
Bulla is still asleep.

Vegeta has just started his job at Krispy Cremes. He has not made any money yet.
"...I hate my life," grumbles Vegeta. "Aw, is that any way to greet our customers?" says an overly enthusiastic employee.
Progress on Interceptor II: 5%
Progress on Interceptor: N/A. Kamikura and Tracy sold it on eBay to help buy a 2000-inch plasma screen TV.
Jeanie's current goal: Holding onto her sanity. She's been kept up late at night, because Beth and Professor Jeff are arguing over the existance of the Dragonballs.

* * *

Ozzie and his girlfriend Olivia watched Archie closely from the safety of closed-circuit camera. Ozzie pressed a button, and the view switched to a split-screen view, showing Kamikura and Tracy on one side, Jeanie and her platoon on the other. Ozzie shook his head. "At this rate, they'll never be ready in time for the invasion. We have to intervene."
"But, other Food Warriors are up there," says Olivia in a concerned tone. "What if we have to fight them?"
"Those Fast Food tribes are nothing but trouble. We'll try to avoid combat, but if worse comes to worse, we always have the Dragonballs," Ozzie said in as a reassuring tone as possible. Trying to blunt an attack of this magnitude was like trying to stop the tide...
"Of course, I forgot," Olivia replies, slightly relaxed. 'Everything will be okay,' she kept telling herself. She didn't like to fight, but since she was a tactictian(sp?) the only thing she had to worry about was keeping Ozzie out of trouble. While she was thinking to herself, Olivia failed to notice that her boyfriend walked off. Although the current Interceptor was scrap, it could be salvged. All it takes is a little websurfing...

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