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Radium · Sep 15, 2003, 05:44 PM

Your first question is valid. Maybe he's been following you..

Your second question is kind of krap. Maybe he's just confident. And for good reason.

Violet CLM · Sep 15, 2003, 05:53 PM

Does Faw mind being wagered?

Claim page.

Radium · Sep 15, 2003, 05:54 PM

Do we care?
Pagesteal.

Violet CLM · Sep 15, 2003, 05:56 PM

Yes, we care!

"Faw, do you mind being wagered?"
Pagetakeback.

Radium · Sep 15, 2003, 05:57 PM

Fawriel has no opinion on the matter.

"Are you READY yet?" the lawyer asks.

Grath · Sep 15, 2003, 06:06 PM

Gogogo!

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 02:26 AM

You start the race. The lawyer runs outside and jumps in his invisible airplane. So... what do you do? Your party can't help, so you didn't really plan this very well.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-LED
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom

Fawriel · Sep 16, 2003, 08:15 AM

Please lose this race, I want to get out of this darn story! >_>;;

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 10:31 AM

Attack Invsible Airplane with Chaos Oil and Lacrosse Stick.

**Coppertop** · Sep 16, 2003, 11:06 AM

Use wings.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 11:20 AM

The airplane is already long gone. And I'll give you a money-back gaurentee that arm-mounted wings can not outrun an airplane.

No, Faw. You'll still be in the story, even if we have to hook YOUR brain up to a AA battery and LED.

**Coppertop** · Sep 16, 2003, 11:26 AM

Just stay where you are. Maybe he'll believe that you beat him.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 11:31 AM

Pfft. You could at least go outside for a minute and make some muddy footprints while walking back through the door.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 11:38 AM

Do any of the shops here sell methods of transportation for $13.99 or less?
Are the benches nailed down?

Fawriel · Sep 16, 2003, 11:45 AM

*sigh*

I wonder if abuse of characters is against a rule...

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 11:47 AM

The benches are nailed down, but the nails are old and rusty. 14.99 transportation? A sports shop is bound to have bicicles and skateboards.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 11:52 AM

Buy Skateboard.
Buy Druid Robe.
Chaos Oil one foot to Skateboard.
Skateboard off edge of Upper Placespot.
Use Druid Robe as parachute.
Steer descent using Chaos Cord.
Land in Pandora's Car.
Put Skateboard in Trunk.
Plug Xion into Pandora's Car.
Have Xion steer Pandora's Car to Pandora's Island.
Consult map.

I have this nagging feeling this won't work.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 12:00 PM

Skateboard: - $10
Druid Robe: - $3

Your plan successfully gets as far as landing in Pandora's Car. You consider making Xion steer to Pandora's Island, but remember that you don't even have a way to communicate with him.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 12:15 PM

I must admit that's better than I hoped.

Check time elapsed.
How hard can flying a car be?
Put Pandora's Car Keys in Pandora's Car
Drive Pandora's Car towards Pandora's Island

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 12:20 PM

It has been: Five min, 45 seconds.

You put the keys in and stare mindlessly at all the shiny controls and stuff. What do you do?

Xion · Sep 16, 2003, 03:36 PM

Turn the keys
Grab the wheel
Depress the petal on the right
Try not to hit a tree.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 03:38 PM

Radium says there are no trees to hit.

Use Wheel to Steer Car. Learn by Trial and Error.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 03:39 PM

You grab the wheel and floor the petal. You see Pandora's Island approaching uncomfortably fast in the distance. You're about a hundred yards from the coast now, and see a floating lawyer a bit ahead of you (probably in an invisible airplane). Well, any car is faster with an inexperienced driver. Drive to where now?

Xion · Sep 16, 2003, 03:41 PM

Pandora's Island, as said before.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 03:45 PM

You have reached Pandora's Island.

Xion · Sep 16, 2003, 03:47 PM

Remove foot from pedal.
Turn keys counterclockwise.
Remove keys from car
put keys in pocket/pack/bag/etc.
get out of car
look around for lawyer.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 04:09 PM

You know, I have this strange feeling it might be faster to navigate the island by car than by foot.

For those who forget:
A race from (Upper Placespot) to Strato, the Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back (to Upper Placespot).

Strato · Sep 16, 2003, 04:12 PM

Continue the race in car to strato.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 04:18 PM

Xion, I think Unknown is right.

You continue careening to Fort Strato, and accidently give the building a nice new door.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 04:20 PM

Leave Noberry to mark that you've been there.
Drive to Trading Post.
Trade Noberry for LoTR DVD.
Drive to Faw's Domain.
Hide Noberry.

Radium · Sep 16, 2003, 05:02 PM

You make the trade and continue to Faw's Domain. The lawyer is no longer in sight, but you do not know if he is in front of you or behind you.

Violet CLM · Sep 16, 2003, 05:43 PM

How long did it take to climb the ladder?

Strato · Sep 16, 2003, 05:47 PM

we passed him at one point anyway

Radium · Sep 17, 2003, 02:23 AM

It took about an hour to climb.

**Coppertop** · Sep 17, 2003, 07:18 AM

Drive to the ladder.
Would it be faster to use those wings to fly up? (I know, I'm stuck on those wings, right?)

Xion · Sep 17, 2003, 08:56 AM

He never said we could get assistance from the other members of our party...

Control: Fawriel
Town pipe to the main areas, and see if uberbob is near
--if: Uberbob = nearby
----then: Join Uberbob
----Town Pipe: Upperspotplace.

Scratch that.

erm...if the plane is invisible, how can he see the controls, or the dials inside to make sure everything is working properly?

scatman · 10:37 AM

probably only the outside is invisible, like 007 vanquish car, or you cant see it and the lawyer can.

Fawriel · Sep 17, 2003, 10:40 AM

No. Its simply a plot hole.

Violet CLM · Sep 17, 2003, 11:07 AM

Eat Noberry.

Radium · Sep 17, 2003, 11:07 AM

Hey, he learned his way around that plane good before he made it invisible.

And Upper Placespot is too high to fly to. Hey, I'd like to see you go above 600 ft on arm-mounted wings. You eat a noberry and your legs dissapear. I'm so nice!

Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 15, 2003, 05:44 PM #1481
Your first question is valid. Maybe he's been following you.. Your second question is kind of krap. Maybe he's just confident. And for good reason.

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,991 Sep 15, 2003, 05:53 PM #1482
Does Faw mind being wagered? Claim page.

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Sep 16, 2003, 08:15 AM #1488
Please lose this race, I want to get out of this darn story! >_>;; __________________

Coppertop Moderator Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,210 Sep 16, 2003, 11:06 AM #1490
Use wings.

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 16, 2003, 03:36 PM #1501
Turn the keys Grab the wheel Depress the petal on the right Try not to hit a tree. __________________

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 16, 2003, 03:41 PM #1504
Pandora's Island, as said before. __________________

Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 16, 2003, 04:12 PM #1508
Continue the race in car to strato.

scatman Guest Joined: Posts: n/a Sep 17, 2003, 10:25 AM #1517
probably only the outside is invisible, like 007 vanquish car, or you cant see it and the lawyer can. Last edited by scatman; Sep 17, 2003 at 10:37 AM.

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Sep 17, 2003, 10:40 AM #1518
No. Its simply a plot hole. __________________

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