Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

. . . This isn’t even worth my time to review. What. . .the. . .@!#&? Let’s just cut to the chase.

Introduction:
Jungrock never sounded so weak and pathetic. Someone hand me a gun, here. Lemme put this whimpering beast out of its misery.

Song Analysis:
I’ll be short. This is another sample-swap/tempo-drop song. And it does not work. Period.

Final Analysis:
No. No, no, no.

i think the reason why there are not many reviews is that this song is so boring it puts the reviewers to sleep!!! this song is mostly repetitive patterns so it gives the sleepy feeling…

download recomend: if you want to put some1 to sleep or have troubbles sleeping ..ye..zzz….

If you want a completely dead version of JJ1 Song 6 (It would be surprising if you would) this would be no1 to download. This doesn’t make you fall to sleep in a relaxing way, this will make you sleep in a ‘let me kill myself/why am I listening to this ****’ way.

A song shouldn’t use only 2 samples.

This is the Jungrock theme? Wow, it certainly has changed! I’ll give it a very modest 3 only because giving something a “1” suggests that there was little or nothing at all done to remix the song. This is not the case.

Strangely enough, the down-tempo works in this case. A few more changes in the instruments, and you have a different song. It was odd, and I wouldn’t listen to it because of its state of uninteresting-ness, which is why I wouldn’t have rated it higher.

Will you stop with the relaxing/slow music. I almost didn’t recconize this one.