This is a tale full of action, romance and friendship, enjoy.




Jazz stood in New York the city.
He looked around and saw a penguin and thought :O 'Not possible in New York city. A penguin?" He go speak to the penguin and found out it was escape from the zoo an he came walking to the city. Yah.
The penguin showed the Jazz a picture from his father. His father looked like this:





"Ive not see him! Sorry! But i will help you looks, ok?"
"Yah."
They walks to the bronx and see a woman and mens togheter, moving strangly on top of car. "Hey, they much be dancing. Lets ask them if they've seen mine father."
"Yah!"
"Hello brown men, have you seen mine father?!"
The brown mens look at them and looks not amused. Jazz felt not comfortable, yah he felt that not. "Ah, hello fine gentlemen, is there anything i can help you with?" Said the brown mens.
"Oh thats not so bad, i thought you were criminal because of your looks :-#" Said the little penguin. 7 mens came from behind car and pointed gun at heads. Then suddenly Jazz and Penguin were warped to a magic land and sat down in front of woman on table. She wore a crown and looked like this.



"Hello, i saved yo life foo's, why you go insultin a black man. are you's crazy?"
She talked ghetto noticed penguin to surprise.

"Have you seen mine father? :-#" The kid asked.

"Maybe ;) Follow me." Said queen mum.



Will penguin find his father? And is Eva really pregnant? Find out next time.

You are my hero, Slayo.

Haha.

*sob*

Poor 4I ... *comforts*

I will make you feel better by writing another chapter soon. Never fear!

Oh noes

Awesome.

Ah what a story; it made me look like this:

You always look like that, its a trademark.

Be nice, Slay.

EvilMike once said in a #JJ2 conversation that there's a hidden "boy part" in the penguin picture. Don't know if it's true.