I Nitro, not to be confused with the other that seems to always rant about me on here, am back. Some of you may have known me as Nitro NC (back in my first days), or some other Nitro-ish thing. Anyways, I decided I would post that I am back now, and the possible chance this will be long term (wow, that will be an accomplishment for me ).

WB. I remember you... after you came back, a different time.

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting, and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I myself will do the best I can to take up the mantle and condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who extinguish the voices of opposition. Wait! Before you dismiss me as self-satisfied, hear me out. Make no mistake about it, Newb refuses to come to terms with reality. Newb prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.

I definitely cannot emphasize enough how much I resent his screeds. I don't mean to imply that I find his actions to be a perversion of the truth, but it's true, nonetheless. Although intrusive heretics are relatively small in number compared to the general population, they are increasing in size and fervor. That doesn't necessarily mean that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by Newb's fast talk and air of self-confidence, although it might. Rather, it means that ever since Newb decided to force us to do things or take stands against our will, his consistent, unvarying line has been that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Certainly, he recently stated that laws are meant to be broken. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary, because his "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is malignant, because it leaves no room for compromise.

I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "Newb has shown he's not afraid to be jackbooted." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather, because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Newb's inimical doctrines. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without the worst kinds of mudslinging vermin there are? If there is one truth in this world, it's that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Newb so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that Newb argues that he is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. To maintain this thesis, Newb naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which he does by the desperate expedient of claiming that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole.

As I see it, he wants all of us to believe that cannibalism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. As someone who enjoys brandishing words like "interdifferentiation" and "pseudolamellibranchiate" as a smoke screen to hide his contrivances' inherent paradoxes, Newb must undoubtedly be at a loss when someone presents a logical counterargument to his piteous, malodorous campaigns. His arguments are so lackluster that if allowed to go unanswered, their final cost would be incalculable. The "facts" he has often stated contain some serious distortions. Some are blatant; others are subtle. One of the most rapacious is his discussion of complacent jokers.

Is there a chance that he isn't recalcitrant, avaricious, and politically incorrect? From what I've seen, I doubt it. That's just one side of the coin. The other side is that Newb's jokes are blathering but reflective of the localized normative attitudes among disrespectful deviants. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. The point at which you discover that questions of Newb's motivation and intent are compelling is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that his Ponzi schemes are designed to support hostile governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Newb's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. Trying to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth is just as unbridled as trying to quash other people's opinions. That said, let me continue.

Newb wants to spawn delusions of separatism's resplendence. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Newb's gossamer grasp of reality.

Newb, please spare us the angst of living in a fallen world. My purpose here is not to hold him responsible for the hatred he so furtively expresses. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that my goal is to ring the bells of truth. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I unequivocally do have to try. You'd think I'd be pretty well inured by now to the lunacies of Newb's wisecracks, but I have to say that when confronted with the real facts, Newb usually defends himself with some weak explanation about how mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. (Actually, after enduring a barrage of his daft views, one normally experiences intense levels of stress, difficulty sleeping, and anxiety about one's physical safety as well as one's career, but that's not important now.) I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't want to make any hard and final judgments, but I have to wonder where he got the idea that it is my view that the cure for evil is more evil. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is.

You may be picking up on something here in all of my responses to Newb's putrid reports. All of my responses presume that Newb says that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. But then he turns around and says that society is screaming for his hijinks. You know, you can't have it both ways, Newb. One of his former mercenaries, shortly after having escaped from Newb's iron veil of monolithic thought, stated, "Newb is intellectually dishonest in everything he says and does." This comment is typical of those who have finally realized that Newb's surrogates' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.

He insists that his generalizations are our final line of defense against tyrrany. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates. Call me old-fashioned, but Newb's most progressive idea is to meddle in everyone else's affairs. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Take a good, close look at yourself, Newb. What you'll probably find is that you're sexist.

One can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Newb, however, is more likely to assail all that is holy. None but the boisterous can deny that his policies run contrary to even the most cursory observation of the real world. Let's remember that. I will let Newb's record speak for itself. That is why, come what may, we must cast a gimlet eye on his communications.

w00t
Go Krezack!

Very well stated. It's eerie because that sounds like me... ;P

Anyway excellent rant. We need more of these. =P

hah im not going to read that

ey Welcome Back

Thanks all. I like it how evryone gives a warm welcome back here, makes it easier to join back into the community after some downtime. And thanks Krezak for the, uh, big message

Originally posted by N17R0
And thanks Krezak for the, uh, big message

Thats okay. Don't take it the wrong way.

PS: It is 'Krezack'

bah >.<;;

I think krezack used that complaint generator to make the rant.

I had that feeling too, but pessimism of any type must be rewarded! ;P

Originally posted by EvilMike
I think krezack used that complaint generator to make the rant.

You lie!

Whats this complaint generator anyway? A program?

A person who complains

I've never used something to generate complaints, but......

Those pickup line generators for Palm are swell!