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I'm back... Did you miss me? I missed you too...
Well, lets see if I still got it... and, more importantly, if YOU still like the "It" that I got...

Recap
Red Rabbit recieves destress signal from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit kicks monkey and alien booty.
Red Rabbit saves world. Gets free rock. Gets respect from Sport Robots.
Red Rabbit goes home. Goes on mission with Green Rabbit and Yellow Rabbit.
Rock glows. Red Rabbit gets superpowers and kicks turtle booty.
Red Rabbit gets knocked out. Gets rescued by Green and Yellow Rabbits.
Yellow Rabbit grabs rock. Turns into yellow ant eating earth pig.
Green Rabbit touches rock. Gets funky with the show tunes.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits take rock to Father-daughter Scientists.
Turtle major P.O.ed.
Kidnaps Red Rabbit and rock.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits find out rocks secret powers from Father-daughter Scientists.
Green, Blue, and Yellow Rabbits go to rescue Red Rabbit.
Turtle touches rock. Sky spits candy.
Lizard touches rock. Grows to enormous size. Plays dollies with Rabbits.
Blue Rabbit grabs rock. Becomes Cheese girl.
Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green Rabbits escape. Turtle, Lizard, and acres of stupid henchmen buried in snacks.

And now, on with the show...

The rabbit, the rock, and the robots (S.S.T.W.A.B.H.W.N.B.S.W.A.A.L.S.O.C. part 3)
Introduction

Dateline: Bout frikkin time I'd say... Do you know how long it was since I wrote a war tavern story- let alone a Spaz story?
Location: Carrotus Castle

"You know, I don't care what ANYONE says... I still say we should just pitch that thing. It gives me the creeps..."
"Hey sis- THINK FAST!!!" Lori Jackrabbits reflexes proved faster then her common sense when she caught a small rock without even noticing it.
It wasn't until the rock started glowing yellow that she realized the mistake she made.
"AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH" All of a sudden, the form of the Jackrabbit sister melted away and was replaced with that of a yellow aardvark wearing the former rabbits clothes.
"Whoa COOL!" Spaz muttered to himself as he walked up and poked her on the, now much larger, nose. "Are you REALLY hungry for ants now?"
"Look, could the two of you quit fooling around with that thing?" Jazz said. The past couple of days had been kind of twilight zoney for him, and he was pretty sure 'zoney' wasn't even a word.
First, Spaz's whole mission on the planet Bozok, wherever THAT was,
Then that whole 'magic rock' thing that he still didn't quite understand,
And if that wasn't enough, he and Eva were forced to play a rather painful game of 'extreme kissyface' by a fifty foot tall yellow lizard idjit.
The recent trip to the dentist they had taken to fix the latter was STILL a fresh unpleasant memory. Heck, a few sections of Eva's mouth were still under the effects of Novocain, so she had been avoiding conversation as much as she could.
The whole thing was weirder then all of Jazz's past experiences in the superhero biz put together.
...well, maybe not ALL of them, there was that one nightmare he had where he was fighting chameleons with spears, and Devan was muttering stuff about being his father, and that weird Zoe babe who never moved…
... But then, that was just a dream brought on from eating an expired box of "Lagomunchies"
Currently, however, it was finally a reasonably normal day after such a long string of bizarre happenings. Even Spaz was back to his goofy joking self. The four of them had gathered in the castle's study to talk about whether or not Spaz should be allowed to keep a rock of such power.
After all, such a rock could be useful, but it could also be a problem
Yep. Perfectly normal day... It just couldn't last... Not in a Batty Buddy story, anyway.
Chuckling, the red rabbit pulled out an ant farm from... er... somewhere.
"Come on sis, take a bite and tell me what you think. Pretend they're raisins."
"You have to the count of zero to get those tast... er- I mean - that thing away from me..."

Just then, the doorbell rang...
Seeing as how Jazz was currently busy trying to prevent Lori from cramming the rock down Spaz's throat, Eva signed to herself and opened the door.
At the doorstep was... well kind of a strange sight: A small object that looked like a hockey puck was sitting just outside.
Well, actually, it was STANDING just outside. A pair of stubby little legs were clearly visible underneath it, the "feet" were clad in small red and white sneakers.
Course, even that wasn't as freaky as the large pair of goggles it wore.
"Hello, Mam..." said the puck "Is this the residence of the superhero known as Spaz Jackrabbit?"

To be continued... In chapter 1:
A Droid in the Hand

(As is the tradition in Batty Buddy stories, if you like a concept or character, just ask and you can use it/him/her)

lol, Batty's back! YaY!

Hilarious as ever, BB.

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Yeah, I'm back.
The thing is, I actually had an idea to include illistrations to THIS story, but you'll have to wait until next week to find out if I do.

*boots the topic back up to the top*

This thread hasn't been getting enough attention.Therefore, I am drawing some to it.

*searches out Batty again...*

Neat little story there, 'ol chap.
I'd like to read more of it so post more already >D

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Please note: From this point on, there WILL be pictures. Click the titles to see them...

And now it's time to start the fun:

The Rabbit, The Rock, and the Robot
Chapter 1: A droid in the hand

Dateline: International Owl Stomping Time- Join the fun, take the kids.
Location: Same place we were last time... What did you get lost again?

Eva tried to muster a reply but the most she could say was "Whuaa?"
"Spaz Jackrabbit." Repeated the puck. "We've been scanning this quadrent for his homeworld and we've narrowed his location down to this hemesphere of your planet."
All of a sudden, the puck gave a buzzing sound and a hologram picture of Spaz's head shot out from its side. Above it were the words "Spaz Jackrabbit" and below were details on his hight, weight, and the color of his eyes and fur.
"He looks like this- have you seen him?"
"Urrr..."
"HEY- THAT'S HIM!!! THAT'S HIM!!!"
The puck suddenly took off, knocking Eva off balance in the process, and ran right up to where Jazz was holding Lori the aardvark at bay.
"Oh my Programmer!" Gasped the puck. Jazz, who up until that point had been devoting all his energy to Spaz's welfare, almost lost his grip on Lori's ears.
"Don't worry, pal- the cavalry has arrived!!!" "Huh? What do you..."
Before Jazz had a chance to finish, the puck ran up to one of Lori's legs and pressed itself against her...
ZOOOOORCH
Lori suddenly felt like she got stung by an electric eel or something. So did Jazz. Same with Spaz, who at that point had finally been grabbed by one of his sisters... um... hooves, I guess...
All three of them lite up like a trio of Christmas trees. Eva came in and, seeing the carnage, grabbed the puck by one of his shoes(Rubber doesn't conduct electricity, you know.) and yanked him off.
All three scortched rabbits fell into a heap.
The next thing Lori saw was the small puck standing right in front of her face.
"THAT'S what you get for picking on a friend of the S.O.C.K.E.T.s, Piggy!"
Kick! "YOWCH!"
"YIPE" with the yellow rabbit-turned-aardvarks cry of pain came the pucks cry of fright and it ran and hid behind(What remained of) Spaz.
"Wha... What the heck just happened?" said Jazz, as Eva helped him up.
"Your efforts to save the great Spaz Jackrabbit from this evil swine-lady-thing were commendable."
Jazz groaned and cluched his head. "You mean our SISTER?"
"SISTER?!?" The puck looked at Jazz, then Lori, then back at Jazz again. "Um... Sorry, my data banks on heredity might need a few updates, but I'm just not seeing it..."
Spaz reached over and grabbed the rock in Lori's hoof. Instantly the rock started glowing yellow, and Lori stopped being aardvarky.
"Ooh... um oops?..."
"Forget it..." said Lori "Who are you, and what are you doing here, anyway..."
"My name is S.O.C.K.E.T. 2B. I am the latest member of an elite group of robots known as the Special Order Control Keeping Electronic Team. In laymans terms, I guess you could say we're the cops/mechanics in our galaxy- we mostly patrol the area and make sure everything and everyone is in line.
You see, Spaz helped out my fellow S.O.C.K.E.T. units; 2M, 2R, and 2U about 4 months ago while they were almost lost on a rescue mission to save the planet Bozok... And we learned of what a great hero he was..."
"SPAZ? a GREAT HERO? Heh, I hate to say this about my own brother but he's more along the lines of a living comic rel... MMMMPH...." Lori's witty remark was cut short when Spaz clapped his hand over her mouth
"Anyway" Continued 2B, almost as if he hadn't registered one thing Lori had hinted at "The important thing is a new menace has popped up and we seriously need your help. We're up to our voicechips in G.I.G.O."
"What's the problem?"
"An upity mad scientist known as Dr. Foogle..."

To Be Continued... in Chapter 2:
The trouble with Foogles

(Please note: I might still be a little rusty on the story telling. Please forgive me- it's been a busy last couple of days.
Also I'm currently sorry about Eva's dental work, as she hasn't been able to say much in the story... Anyone got any ideas on how to instantly fix a tranquilized mouth?)

Wow, this is ultra-funny

And I loved the deviation supplied.

Just go with it

lol, didn't realize there was more.
BB = Genius.

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Originally Posted by Coppertop

lol, didn't realize there was more.

Yeah, sometimes I think thats my main problem here...

Anyway, the story will continue constantly, so don't worry(I'm working on the next chapter now)...