Hi, as the topic suggests, this is a Jazz Jackrabbit RPG. What is an RPG, you ask? You are pretty stupid if you don't know, so I'm just going to assume that you do know.

Because this is my thread, I am the GAMEMASTER! I tell you the setting, story, and what happens when you attack someone. I'm going to make the rules as I go along, because I don't like typing a lot at one time.

When (if) you attack someone, you say what you attempt to do, not what does happen. If your character dies, you can not play for that chapter. At the beginning of the next chapter, you may create a new character. (Not the same character.)

Ok, this is in the Jazz Jackrabbit universe, so NO HUMANS allowed. You will post what your characters profile, and any special skills, weapons, items he may have. If I see that you are "godmoding" I will kick you out of the story. Haha, but I can godmode because it's my story.



This scene takes place on a street. A car smashes into a little toddler bunny rabbit, and a shady looking character steps out of the car, with a pistol in his right hand. The street is seemingly empty.

Any rules about what the character can be besides no humans? Does a character have to fit exactly into the JJ2 universe (i.e. no magic, no nonrabbit, nonturtle characters, no psychics, so on and so forth), or is it more 'just has to fit the feel of the JJ2 universe'?

My name is Satan's Robot. I am a white garbage can with legs, arms, a lid and a panel thing for a face that can flip open to reveal a tounge-like-thing to taunt people with. I always have a trusty phaser to either stun or obliterate people with. Did I get this right?

I'll start thinking of a character and edit this later so it is near the top.

Originally Posted by Risp

no magic,

Witch.

no nonrabbit, nonturtle characters

Chuck, Flip, and all those other folks.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

and all those other folks.

For example: Uterus, Bolly, Bilsy,Bubba, Bats, Dragoons,Drageens, Rats(all 3 vairities) Lizards(both vairieties), Deserto Demons,Clams, Scorpions, Bees, Beholder, Devan's Ostrich, The owl in Dreempipes, The large lizard boss, Zoonik the Hedgehog etc. etc.

Yup, just make your character fit into the JJ universe.

SlaYo.

Demon; not necissarily a mean guy though. He just does what pleases him and does not always understand the consequences of his actions.

Weapon: Sharp nails and sharp teeth. What more could anyone ask for?

And i guess i was born in hell.

n00b
A bunny who is 'cursed' with demon blood. Because of this his ears always curve in a horn-like shape. n00b also wears armbands with skulls on them*, these bands spew out fire, and have their own personality. n00b is usually confused, and tries to think where his actions will lead him. Other than his fire spewing headbands, n00b doesn't carry other weapons, but he is skilled in using melee weapons.

*If you must know, these were stolen from Bilsy in an odd visit to heck.

Thalamus- a somewhat evil lizard, formerly one of Devan's minions. More intelligent and agile then most lizards, and the posessor of a runed spear named 'Vermis' which has a variety of magic abilities related to teleportation. He generally wears only light clothing for more agility so he can dodge attacks while using his runespear to send his enemies on 'sudden journeys'.

Don't ask about the names. The spear was a really cool spear I found in an RPG once and the name was the first thing that came to mind (haha).

this died rather quickly...

So sad that it did.

Bloodrabbit:
Bloodrabbit is a red rabbit. He has a red blaster. He also has a type of laser known as the blood laser. He has a spaceship which goes by the name of S.S. Blood. He has 2 armies that are called the Diamondus Defenders and the Carrotus Defenders. He has green eyes. He can also become a hawk, eagle or jaguar. He also has magical powers of which most use blood. He has a few fire spells and a few ice spells.