Hey kids, it's time for a CONTEST! The challenge: Who can make the hottest porno as a 5x5 pixel, two-color animated gif! How big is a 5x5 pixel animated, two color gif, you might ask? About this big:


The rules:
-It must be and/or allegedly be pornographic in some way.
-You may only use two colors. They do not have to be white and black, but those ones seem to be popular.
-The image MUST be 5 pixels high and 5 pixels wide. No more, no less.
-The animation sequence part may be of any length, looping or non-looping.
-The porno may not contain more than 30 characters, and must not require an explanation of what is going on.

The prizes? Absolutely nothing! With the exception, maybe, of your image getting removed from the forum if it is too hott. All entries must be posted in the thread or PM'zored to RAdium by Mondaywhenever!!!111!1 Results(EDIT: WINNARS) will be from a POLL!

This is the one and only thread I really like

Despite being impractical, I fear the idea still goes against the rules of this forum.

Count me in

Due to no entries or interest at all, I'm extending the deadline. C'mon people!

I didn't see a deadline, so I felt I could spend as long as I liked on my master... peice.

Now you can.

Does it have to be animated?

YES

100%!!!!!!

For those who have mental problems:
The movie depicts a nameless man who first looks at the viewer, then at an incognito girl to the viewer's right, and then the camera moves down to zoom in at the private parts of the nameless man, which move!!!!1 after that an erotically bouncing heart is shown.

Besides, it uses EROTIC COLOURS.

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Originally Posted by White Rabbit

100%!!!!!!

!

Yay for one entry! Who will come to challenge Mr. Sers sir?

HOW did you animate that !?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(no realy how)


(no realy how)


(i realy want to know how)


(i want to know alot)


(let me know!!!!)


(please give me a turtorial)


(no realy i mean it i want a tutorial)


(if your gonna give me one)


(my MSN is)


(bloobird_0123456789@hotmail.com)


(i have no idea why iam talking with ()'s )

I used Animation Shop 3, a program by Jasc Software, which is now a part of Corel.

Google up Microsoft GIF Animator. That's what I use when I make .gif files. It's free and doesn't have that annoying "Made with SuperPowerMagic1337AdGIFMaker 2006 Edition" on it.

Anim8or.

Good animation you can make in Macromedia Flash 5,6,7(I draw cartoons there) or in Animation Paint Shop Pro!
Well i want to try too,this "contest".

how come only one person has entered something?

It takes extreme talent to create a film. Drawing each frame by hand. And the restrictions are intense! Only two colors, and a workspace of 25 pixels!

Originally Posted by TheOnlyN0B0DY

Drawing each frame by hand.

Or you could take Cooba's advice and make it 3D. But you'd still have to reduce it to 5x5 and two colors.

Originally Posted by Radium

Or you could take Cooba's advice and make it 3D. But you'd still have to reduce it to 5x5 and two colors.

True, but 3D images of this scale are something you don't see every day! Also, 3D looks worse when reduced to two colors than freehand drawings. Especially if your freehand drawings start as two colors.

I'm in!!! here is my animation it's called x !!! And I don't think you will see what's happenig there!!

Originally Posted by NaT

I'm in!!! here is my animation it's called x !!! And I don't think you will see what's happenig there!!

Your animation is supposed to be PORNOGRAPHIC.

What the hell is that suposed to mean?

This never can

When is this "event over" i wanna see the winner

wait for me i wanna contest too

Here is my stupid 25 pixel animation.



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Here I made a better one than the last one!!!

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this stupid contest is too easy,i can make lots of this "animation",could you atleast make a contest with 50 pixels?

say who's the winner already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!me?no?yes?maybe?no?i hear no?oh ok!no so no!

Despite the impracticality of the contest's rules, some users were still able to post inappropriate animations. This contest may not continue on the board, but you may hold it privately. This may nullify its purpose, but then again, the provisions are far too generous to disallow animations that appear inappropriate in the context provided by topic.