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Disguise · Oct 31, 2003, 02:27 AM

Ok, me (Disguise) and mirrow have been having a good time in Germany, but this ofcourse has given us a lot of time together irl, so we've been able to discuss the Hotel Hero™ company in a bit more detail.

After much debating, we came to the conclusion that so far we have not been getting the thanks we deserve. Therefore, we demand that every hotel made by one of the tilesets of Hotel Heroes™ to have two free rooms (one for me and one for mirrow) with the following specifications:

1. A Toilet (BONUS POINTS for two toilets!! THANKS!)
2. A Bed
3. Mirrow's room must include the mirrowbabe™ if she is in the tileset.
4. The size of the room must have an area of atleast 50 tiles² (eg. 10x5)
5. Our nicks or aliases should clearly label that the room is ours
6. Our rooms should be clearly accessible

Failure to comply will have your name added to our infamous HALL OF SHAME (dark music) which will be included in future hotel tilesets.
You will also not be allowed to use out future tilesets!

If you do comply to these rules YOU RULE DUDE! Anyways, we will randomly join hosted hotel servers (anonymously at times, we know where you are) and the lucky server that we will join the 50th time that DOES comply to the rules will win a special prize from the Hotel Heroes™! You will be honoured with a special thanks and we will include your name on an awesome sign for you to use in the future. We will also allow you to choose two objects <-- !! WOW !!! (they can be anything) for us to put in our next hotel tileset.

We want rooms and we want them NOW! OR ELSE!

MoonBlazE · Oct 31, 2003, 02:55 AM

Hurray, a hotel level contest. With the additional price of a fourth hotel tileset by disguise and mirrow which nobody is going to use ... please change it into a capture the flag, survivor, or assault levels contect than a hotel level contest. I'd maybe give a shot then. And I'd rather see new and unique levels than hotel levels who's not going to be used. =p

~Moonblaze

Skulg · Oct 31, 2003, 03:15 AM

Bleh! >( *pokes Blazey with a dead squirrel*

I like the idea, DADDAYH and mirrow

Too bad I suck at hotels xD

Keep it up, guys! *hugs*

mirrow · Oct 31, 2003, 04:15 AM

!!! This isn't a contest it is a demand.. !!!

EXTRA: OLD HOTEL USING ONE OF THE HOTELHEROS™! TILESET MUST BE UPDATED !!!!!

Enigma · Oct 31, 2003, 04:30 AM

I have been thinking about making a CTF level with a hotel tileset. Would that too require me to comply to your rules? ;-P

Aiko · Oct 31, 2003, 05:15 AM

Rofl.

***Stijn*** · Oct 31, 2003, 05:26 AM

BLAZE U SUX

I agree with Aiko on the other points.

Fawriel · Oct 31, 2003, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonblaze

And I'd rather see new and unique levels than hotel levels who's not going to be used. =p

~~Do I know this Mr. Levels whom you are speaking of so much?~~

Erm.. yay?

**Coppertop** · Oct 31, 2003, 08:56 AM

Yay.

n0 · Oct 31, 2003, 10:10 AM

Idle hosting a hotel for you.

Lark · Oct 31, 2003, 01:04 PM

Your server pings lag, N0. 1000 ms.

LaGpInG

n0 · Oct 31, 2003, 09:00 PM

Ok, so what can I do to cut down the lag? I am already using cable. Does minimizing it cause lag? Or playing winamp in the background?

MoonBlazE · Oct 31, 2003, 10:48 PM

You can't either prove anyone is playing in it if you idlehost it. Owned.

Radium · Nov 1, 2003, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAb RaT kiD

Your server pings lag, N0. 1000 ms.
LaGpInG

I got in fine. Owned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonblaze

You can't either prove anyone is playing in it if you idlehost it. Owned.

I got in fine. Owned.

MoonBlazE · Nov 1, 2003, 05:04 PM

You joined the server on purpose of proving me wrong, and N0B0DY started it on that purpose. Thereby you are wrong, since you didn't play for enjoy or have fun, but simply because you wanted to prove me wrong. Besides, I wonder why you'r defending hotels, but I'll remember that Radium and Nobody is those kind of players who hang out on "ESSY'S POF HOTEL!!!11".

Radium · Nov 1, 2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonblaze

You joined the server on purpose of proving me wrong, and N0B0DY started it on that purpose.

I joined before I even saw your post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonblaze

Thereby you are wrong, since you didn't play for enjoy or have fun, but simply because you wanted to prove me wrong.

You don't have fun in hotels anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonblaze

I'll remember that Radium and Nobody is those kind of players who hang out on "ESSY'S POF HOTEL!!!11".

I play on whatever server is up, so... yeah, I guess this statement is true. All hotels these days.

Krezack · Nov 2, 2003, 01:34 AM

Lack of Diablo 2 tends to make him anti-vapid. Lack of Diablo 2 when a new patch comes out tends to make him insane (moreso). Hence, I think we should just humour him till he gets back.

Blackraptor · Nov 2, 2003, 03:57 PM

Sure, why not.

Fawriel · Nov 3, 2003, 09:25 AM

Ehre wem Ehre gebührt.
Hrou hrou hrou!

the WINNER · Nov 3, 2003, 11:13 AM

AAAHHH!!!! I hate viruses >( all their fault that I lost foocity and now I can't maek a room there >(

Unhit · Nov 4, 2003, 03:12 PM

Mojo Stormstout agrees!

Skulg JCF Member Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 567 Oct 31, 2003, 03:15 AM #3
Bleh! >( pokes Blazey with a dead squirrel I like the idea, DADDAYH and mirrow Too bad I suck at hotels xD Keep it up, guys! hugs

mirrow JCF Member Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 151 Oct 31, 2003, 04:15 AM #4
Hotel Heros™! !!! This isn't a contest it is a demand.. !!! EXTRA: OLD HOTEL USING ONE OF THE HOTELHEROS™! TILESET MUST BE UPDATED !!!!! __________________ max-e 15:16:45: how are the girls ? Overlord 15:17:07: who? max-e 15:17:18: your girls? Overlord 15:17:24: 404

Enigma JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,759 Oct 31, 2003, 04:30 AM #5
I have been thinking about making a CTF level with a hotel tileset. Would that too require me to comply to your rules? ;-P __________________ Insert witty comment here.

Aiko JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 568 Oct 31, 2003, 05:15 AM #6
Rofl.

*Stijn* Ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,968 Oct 31, 2003, 05:26 AM #7
BLAZE U SUX I agree with Aiko on the other points.

Coppertop Moderator Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,210 Oct 31, 2003, 08:56 AM #9
Yay.

n0 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,291 Oct 31, 2003, 10:10 AM #10
Idle hosting a hotel for you. __________________ <.< >.> -.-

Lark JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,564 Oct 31, 2003, 01:04 PM #11
Your server pings lag, N0. 1000 ms. LaGpInG __________________ =D

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 2, 2003, 03:57 PM #18
Sure, why not. __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Nov 3, 2003, 09:25 AM #19
Ehre wem Ehre gebührt. Hrou hrou hrou! __________________

the WINNER JCF Member Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 381 Nov 3, 2003, 11:13 AM #20
AAAHHH!!!! I hate viruses >( all their fault that I lost foocity and now I can't maek a room there >(

Unhit Pornocrat Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,771 Nov 4, 2003, 03:12 PM #21
Mojo Stormstout agrees! __________________ <center>somebody holds the key</center>

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

An Important Demand from the Hotel Heroes™!