Ohyeah, those. The sandy beach is empty and boring now. The only exit is east.

East, east, east, east, east, north, north, east, pageclaim.

Someone's been mapping =P.

Faw, Araches, and you run merrily across the island. Going east from the clearing, you reach a steep cliff. It goes about fifty feet down into the water. Through the greenish-blue fog to your north, you can see the outline of a large inca-style structure. Something is glittering on top. The only route towards it is a rickety, hanging bridge. Exits are west and across the bridge to the north.

Look: Bridge
Look: Water
Check inventory.

The bridge is about a hundred feet long and sways disturbingly in the light wind. It's little more than two ropes with planks between them, about every third plank is missing, and almost every other one is rotten. The water below violently crashes against the cliffs and sharp rocks.

Intentory:
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-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick

Put one foot onto the bridge. By "one foot" I mean "paw or pegleg".

Uberbob now has robotic limbs to replace his wooden limbs, remember?

You put a foot on the first board in the bridge. It breaks and falls into the water (the board, not the foot).

Check: Ropes of Bridge

The ropes appear to be quite old. They're about a centimeter in diameter.

Can Uberbob swim with his robotic limbs?

No more than before.

Somehow I get the feeling the bridge should not be crossed in any ordinary way.

Hmmm.
Araches: Cast Haste on Faw.
Faw: Run across bridge at really high speeds.
Faw: Town Gate back to Uberbob and Araches.
Faw: Town Gate everyone back to the other side of the bridge.

Araches has no spell points.

Get Shuri to cast haste, then.

Shuriken died.

Control: Faw
Cast: Raise on Shuri

Faw does not have enough spell points to cast Raise.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring

And isn't Shuri quite far away?

Return to the fallen bodies of teammates.
Rest.

Don't you play any RPGs? Everybody drags their dead around with them!

That isn't always true, Rad. If they die in a cutscene...

Well, cutscene deaths are like being "ultra-dead".

I call for new group members. Anybody else think so?

Good idea, Xion. =D

...

*waits*

Well, Radium?

Well what?

I suppose one good way of enlarging the group is letting Faw get his magic back.

Use: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire: Faw.
Use: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire: Bridge.

You do not know how to use the Scraptstrudel.

I say we bring Virginia, the Vieran Summoner to cast Phoenix on the fallen party members!

Everyone else says no.

Yodel.

You know no good yodelsongs.

Isn't that the point of yodeling?

Game saved. You yodel. Araches kicks you off the cliff and you die. Game loaded.

What is the bridge fastened to?
Kick Araches off the cliff.

The bridge is tied to the rocky edge of the cliff. Araches is not near the edge.

Action: Look for more Manaberries

Climb down the cliff.

I'd say the cliff is unclimbadownable, Unknown...