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Mar 5, 2004, 10:41 AM
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'Is that so?' Xion says. 'Well, guess what. I have just the thing that can take it down." Xion gets up, stretches, and heads for his computer. Getting a position lock on L_G, Xion rips a portal and lands right behind L_G.

"Boo." Xion says, poking L_G in the back with his gungir.

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L_G turns around, sees Xion holding some object, probably from Ivalice. "What IS that thing?" asks L_G.
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Xion glares at L_G. "It's a gungir, you dolt." Xion lights the photon blade at the end, then extinguishes it. "I wish I had my Lotus Mace back, but I can't seem to find it in Tangent's base."
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just as a reminder, L_G's body is seperated from his mind
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I shift planes, remember? Duh.
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I know that, but as a reminder.
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"Maybe he took it and put in his armory," says L_G. "Anyway, here's my big nasty plan to get back at Strato's army..."
"I have obtained the Ocarina of time to travel itno the past. There is an extremely powerful wizard named Clow Reed, who can help create new bodies for those that are dead here. If you want, I can have Clow make new bodies for Rain and Soala(sp?). Once that's done, we can spend some time training, then we'll take the Interceptor II to the moon base, wipe the defenses, then attack the Pylon. Sounds like fun, no?"

BTW, Goku, Trunks, and Bulla can't have new bodies made for them since they're being revived by Dende. That doesn't mean they won't be stronger, though. XD
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Mar 5, 2004, 03:48 PM
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Can the Ocarina haul spaceships through time?
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@Risp: If you played the right notes. Sadly, L_G doesn't know what those notes are. D=
@IS: You never played Majora's Mask, did you?
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Good job. In Majora's Mask you travel 3 days back in time because of a special temple's magic.
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On an unrelated note, what kind of name for a moon-destroying ship is 'Interceptor'? According to the The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, an interceptor is "One that intercepts, specifically a fast-climbing, highly maneuverable fighter plane designed to intercept enemy aircraft or a guided missile designed to intercept enemy missiles and spacecraft."
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I thought the name was cool. Besides, doesn't the ship INTERCEPT the moon base as it goes around the earth randomly chosen planet??
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@Lem: You spelt Soala right.

"How about this." Xion begins. "Find me Soala and Rain's souls, and I can get Tia and Malta to restore them to their shells, or new shells. See this body here?" Xion fondles his own ears. "Found two Bangaas dumping the body in Tubola cave."
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Wow! This moon base is such an agile target you need a high speed craft to intercept it! If you take that view, then you must need to use high speed aircraft to attack buildings, because of the fact that the Earth is orbiting the sun.

Reply to Strato's points, please.
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@Strato: The reason Link couldn't go back in time more than three days is because he didn't know how to properly operate it. When you play, you have to tap your feet in morse code the time and place where you want to go.

L_G scratches his chin. "That sounds good, but Clow's magic is far 1337er. But you can go with whatever you want," he says. He takes Xion over to Rain and Soala, who are playing Poker.
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And you know how to operate it properly? Without ever using it before? With just dumb luck?
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Not the point. The ocarina didn't incur the time travel.
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"Erm...shouldn't you two be by your shells in the other plane?" Xion says to Soala and Rain.

"Well, we thought about that, but we wanted to get sssome extra gil." Rain says.

"Kupo! More gil for us!" Soala squeaks.

"True..." Xion says, holding his chin. "But how are you going to get the gil from here to Ivalace." Rain and Soala become dumbfounded. "The Revival spell has already begun. Best get to your shells." Soala and Rain nod, then phase out.
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I'm waiting for L_G to do something, considering he is the only person that can do anything.
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Well, I have nothing important to say till the attacks starts. L_G seems to be avoiding here, and Strato is in a similar situation to me.
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Xion rips out back to Gran Da Val. Diesel is typing on Xion's computer. "What are you doing?" Xion asks. 'I never gave him permission...' Xion thinks.

"I'm trying to find Tangent's armory. I'm guessing that's where your stuff is that Tangent swiped." Diesel explains. "Now, I believe I found it, I just need you to identify something of yours." Diesel brings up a live camera of a large, dark warehouse. Xion points at the screen.

"There....There's my Lotus Mace!" Xion stumbles over his words. "Okay, so there. I see now." Xion rips a portal, then takes one last glance at the screen. "Knowing how dumb Tangent is, he'd put all my things together in the pile at once, so I find one I find them all." Xion pokes his head through and returns with his Lotus Mace in-hand. "Dear friend, how could I have survived without you..." Xion says, staring at the mace. Diesel coughs, then points at the portal. "Right." Xion hops through with his mace in-hand.
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Xion, the Pylon keeps you from doing that, unless you can grab the lotus mace in less than a tenth of a nanosecond. Did you forget that?
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AHHH! FLOWER MACE!!!
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Xion, the Pylon keeps you from doing that, unless you can grab the lotus mace in less than a tenth of a nanosecond. Did you forget that?
Since when was the pylon plugged in?
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Tangent returns to his fortress. Inside, the Pylon is done powering up. His cheif engineer walks up to him. "Sir," the engineer says, "This dimension is isolated. Now nobody can come here without being booted out again. Nobody."
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Ah. I see now. Didn't see that.

Anyways, since I have had cameras in the plane that send out, I can see everything in the plane still. So Yes, I can still have grabbed my lotus. *grin*


Xion gets flung back out of the portal and hits the wall. "What the..." Diesel says, confused and rushing to Xion's aid. "What happened?"

"It...seems the plane has been isolated. We have failed." Xion says, lowering his eyes. Xion's eyes light up, as if to realise something. "I'll be right back. I want you to monitor the pylon room." Diesel nods silently, and Xion hops into a new portal he ripped.




Diesel lands in the Shadow Realm. "Now. Planeswalking from a plane of the dead...This may be a backdoor." A blast of something misses Xion narrowly. Xion turns around slowly to see a gigantic beast standing over him. "Hoooooly..." Xion says, and the beast charges up his beam. Xion rips a portal and jumps through it.


Question: Since I am shifting from a plane of the dead and ghosts, should the pylon catch it? All planeswalking is the jump from one plane to another, by any and every means necissary. Granted, devices and magic can artifice a portal for matter, but it's all the same: Passing from one plane to another.
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The Pylon will only ignore you if you are disembodied. So, unless you kill yourself, you couldn't use that method. And as for the cameras, such things are easy to detect with the right equipment. Don't expect it to take too long for them to be found, with the security electronic scanner scheduled to be finished in half an hour.
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But the best part about these cameras is the fact that they are near impossible to detect. Ever wondered where the camera is when you're playing multiplayer games? That's what I have. *grin*

Xion gets flung back out. In mid-air, Xion twists to rip another portal out of the shadow realm and back into Gran Da Val.

"Okay...Plan B." Xion says, rubbing his shoulder.
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Are they really small?
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About the size of a grain of rice, and they are invisible and magic-based. I have magic-tracer goggles that can find them, and I am not sharing.

"Xion, what are you doing?" Diesel asks.

Xion is pacing. Trying to remember what Plan B was. After he was flung out of the plane the second time, he landed on his head. Knocked silly.


"Oh. I remember now." Xion says. Xion grabs a telepipe, activates it, and attempts to fling it into the plane through a small portal about six inches wide. "I hope this works. I threw it into the armory." Diesel changes the camera to the armory, where the telepipe is activated and showing Tangent right nearby. "Oh fudge." Xion says as Tangent crushes the small device through the butt of his scythe.
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Actually, crushing the cameras would not be neccissary. A very low power EMP could scramble all those tiny cameras in one hit, while not disturbing my electronics.
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Uhm...magic.
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Unless this magic makes them radiation proof, they will still get fried. As in, crispy.
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No, how about magic as in "no moving parts, no electrical parts, no magnetic parts, etc.etc.etc. The cameras use the same arts as does planeswalking.

Now. A Gadgeteer with Blue Screw...=\
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Question: Since I am shifting from a plane of the dead and ghosts, should the pylon catch it? All planeswalking is the jump from one plane to another, by any and every means necissary. Granted, devices and magic can artifice a portal for matter, but it's all the same: Passing from one plane to another.
You can still get to the Shadow Realm, even if you're still alive. I'v got to do some homework now.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...


Pawn, Knight, Rook, and Bishop find out where the Interceptor wreck is located, but also find some web pages on Sux Magic, specifically about the spell "Negate giant Pylons".
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I know I can get to the shadow realm even if I am alive. It's just another plane.
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That gives me an idea... >=D

Unable to get to ethereal plane known as Heaven, the spirits of the people that died during the Rabid Monkey assualt were unable to travel to eternal slumber. They started roaming the earth like zombies, terrorizing all in their way. Without the earth's mightiest heroes to protect them, the people of the earth were helpless against these undead spirits. Some even flew to the moon of some uncharted planet to try and take out the problem at it's source!

Feeling gulity yet? XD
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>_< You got that idea from FF:TSU!
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