Sep 4, 2003, 06:09 PM | |
Clear mind.
Meditate on the wrestling. Become one with the wrestling. Add two adjectives to name. Wrestle the rabid alligators. |
Sep 4, 2003, 06:13 PM | |
You add two random adjectives to your name and clear your mind, forgetting them. You focus on wrestiling and attack the nearest alligator. You hoist the nearest one up and smash it on the river ground, turning to the next and spashing their heads together. You manage to lift and throw two more, acting like a true (fake) wrestler.
The water in Pandora's Pool is now two inches high, filling the rest of your party's ears. Perhaps this is an appropriate time to make a break for it. Pageclaim in the accidental sport of nude alligator wrestling. |
Sep 4, 2003, 06:19 PM | |
Finish off alligators.
Reclaim robe. Wear robe. Loot alligators. Reclaim inventory. Summon water elemental. Tell water elemental to stop the rain. |
Sep 4, 2003, 06:22 PM | |
Finish off alligators... there's about fifty, that could take a while. A while you don't have. And the Pool is now at about two and a half inches.
Going to bed. If I have nightmares about alligators, I'm blaming it all on the person who broke the cable bridge. |
Sep 5, 2003, 10:21 AM | ||
Quote:
Go: ocean
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Sep 5, 2003, 12:16 PM | |
You flee from the alligators and move downstream. Eventually you reach the outlet into the ocean, from which the volcano is visible, appearing several miles away.
The water in Pandora's Pool is currently about four inches high, up to your party's eyes. |
Sep 5, 2003, 12:45 PM | |
Which coast of the island are you on?
In which direction is the Volcano? Are the alligators following? |
Sep 5, 2003, 12:54 PM | |
Alligators do seem to be following you quite quickly. You are unsure which coast you are on since it's now night and you can't use the sun to determine West, but the volcano appears to be in the middle.
Comeon, use that chaotic logic that's unique to adventure games. Edit: Sentence completion. Evidently, I lost intrest halfway through when I started writing this post. Last edited by Radium; Sep 5, 2003 at 01:06 PM. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:06 PM | |
Interesting... a donut shaped island with a volcano in the middle.
Summon MSN Butterfly Guy. Leave MSN Butterfly Guy for the Alligators. Inspect nearby landscape for useful objects and/or people. If there are trees nearby, check which side the moss is growing on. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:09 PM | |
Mourn lack of feet.
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Sep 5, 2003, 01:12 PM | |
Summon two Battle Butterflies.
Get onto the bike. Make the Battle Butterflies pedal the bike for you. (if the Battle Butterflies are able to pedal) Bike towards Volcano. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:12 PM | |
L33tz4n breathes in. So does the rest of your party. This is quite useful considering all of Uberbob's head is now below water. Faw and Araches' noses are still above it.
You try to bike, but the rusted bike shatters into dust below your feet. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:15 PM | |
Take Pandora's Dust.
Sprinkle some of Pandora's Dust on you. Think happy thoughts. Fly. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:17 PM | |
Your entire party is now completly underwater.
You try to fly. You stand on the end of your snake tail and fall over on your face, losing your other contact lense. And goody, the alligators are finished with the MSN guy, leaving only his battered butterfly WINGS. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:19 PM | |
Yes!
Attack Alligators with hordes of Battle Butterflies. Slip in and take wings. Check inventory. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:22 PM | |
Invintory:
-What appears to be a blurry purple blob covering your body -What appears to be a blurry colored blob -Notably not your contact lenses Party: -L33tz4n Flying about fifty feet up, you look at the blurry world around you. Perhaps the volcano is the gray blob with a red blob on top of it. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:26 PM | |
Close eyes.
Sprinkle Pandora's Dust on eyelids. Open eyes. Breathe in. Breathe out. Wonder why you're wearing a purple blob after losing your robe. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:27 PM | |
You approach the gray and red blur. What do you know, the gremlins have installed a red banner on top of Fort Strato! Heh, the volcano you're after isn't even active, it must be the gray blob behind you. The deafening roar of thunder fills your ears, and to make things worse, lightning strikes your wings. They burst into flames.
Araches is unconsious. Faw is getting there. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:29 PM | |
Summon Water Elemental.
Put out wings with Water Elemental. Fly towards dormant grey blob (if Pandora's Dust worked, fly towards volcano). |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:33 PM | |
Must I constantly remind you the rabid pool prevents all spellcasting? And your little legion of Battlebutterflies pretty much used up all your spell points. Course, you can and do go careening towards the dormant gray blob, the flaming wings singing your robe and burning your skin.
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Sep 5, 2003, 01:36 PM | |
Refresh my memory... why is L33tz4n wearing the robe?
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Sep 5, 2003, 01:39 PM | |
If you have the robe, why do you not have the inventory?
(There wasn't enough magic left for the water elemental) |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:43 PM | |
Daaww, it's hard thinking while chatting and listening to music at the same time.. e_e
Lessee... Remember the effects of inventory. Also, check sky and the circle inside the donut-shaped island for "the truth" or something. =P
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Sep 5, 2003, 01:45 PM | |
Ok...
Land somewhere on dormant grey blob. Stop, drop, and roll. |
Sep 5, 2003, 01:48 PM | |
Wings. Your wings are pretty much gone now, your robe is on fire, and the gray blob is still about a hundred yards away. Er... try to glide that far without wings? The stop and drop parts might be automatic that way, or deadly.
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Sep 5, 2003, 01:50 PM | |
Take off robe.
Hang glide. Pray to the Snufuss. |
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