Mar 15, 2004, 06:02 PM | |
Xion can open portals between planes with his bare hands and is more or less fine even after you kill him. You have an army of anime characters and can attack people with magic even after you are killed and have your spirit sent to another plane. I am not the only one to do and have wierd things. Plus, I am a bad guy. I can have really powerful stuff. You and Xion have little excuse.
One of those really powerful things I have is this page, also.
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Mar 15, 2004, 06:03 PM | ||
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"Diesel." Xion says. Diesel turns to look at Xion, sitting in a chair he pulled up. "I think I figured out how to take down the pylon." "Really? Not like your previous attempts?" Diesel says, sarcastically. Xion nods confidently. "Okay then, genious. Let's hear it." "You know how the pylon only stops matter from transversing through the antimatter portals?" Xion starts. "Well, I noticed something with the cameras. Seeing as we can still control them from here, and still get a picture, we can drop the pylon from here with a huge Antimatter explosion. All I have to do is make a tiny rip inside of the pylon and close it as soon as it opens. As soon as the antimatter hits the air, KABLAMO!" Xion flings his arms out wildly to demonstrate a large explosion. "No more pylon, free planeswalking, and we can take down that ba..." Xion stops himself short to find Tia walk into the room. "Tia! How'd you get here?" Malta follows behind her. "We decided to come and help!" Tia says with a smile. "We met up with a local who bought something from Diesel in the Black market, and he had no idea how to work it. We figured it out and came to this weird place. We kinda closed up shop for this, but this is what we do best!" Xion trembles with excitement. "Th...Thank you." Xion says, teary. Xion hugs Tia and Malta cheerfully. Malta tries to push her way out of the hug while Tia hugs back. Malta escapes and Xion is crying on Tia's shoulder. "We heard your plan..." Malta says. "We would help with it but seemingly since we don't have planeswalking abilities, just a telepipe that we used..." Xion pokes his head up, and goes over to the computer. Xion gets two chips, the same chips that gave Xion and Diesel their abilities, and offers them to Malta and Tia. "Put these in your ears, like earrings." Xion explains. "You two can sleep to learn some incredibly great abilities...some that you didn't even know you could learn." Xion smirks with a half-evil smile.
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Mar 15, 2004, 06:07 PM | |
I see two flaws with that plan. First, the anti-matter must explode before it is ejected. That would be a race for time, and the universe has quick reactions. Second, it gives me no warning, and thus I cannot turn the pylon off. When you destroy the pylon you would also rip the universe to shreds. And if you go in, you would get yourself killed very quickly and irreversibly. So, it would just prevent plansewalking in another, more lethal, way.
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Mar 15, 2004, 07:27 PM | ||
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"WHAT?! HE'S DEAD?!?!?" exclaims a distressed Pan. She just got the bad news from her grandmother, Chi-Chi. "I'm afraid so, dear," says a sad Chi-Chi. Pan hung her head in sadness. The one person she looked up to, the one person that took it upon himself to train her in the Martial Arts...was gone. "Can-Can he be revived...with the Dragonballs?" Chi Chi shook her head. The Eternal Dragon couldn't grant the same wish twice, as Goku died once, twice, three times before. "No...NOOO~!!!!" shouted Pan, unable to control her emotions. Those said emotions were enough to give her a signifigant power boost, so much that everyone around the house (and the block) could feel it. Pan has become a Hyper Saiyan 1!!! Pan reverts back to her original self... "What...on earth?!" says a shocked Chi Chi. She was certainly shocked to see her husband and two sons go Super Saiyan, but this...this was unbelieveable! "Hey, What's everyone crying about in here?" Pan and Chi Chi rush to the front door. There stood Goku, alive and well. He promptly recieved a gigantic hug from both his wife and granddaughter. "You're...You're alive! Again!" stammers Chi Chi. "We've missed you so much!" says an overjoyed Pan. "What? I was only gone for a few days...Speaking of which, what's for dinner?" "That's our Goku!" the girls say, laughing. * * * It was just a peaceful day in West City. It was a bright, sunny day, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Everything was quite normal. "AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Until just now, that is. Something had definitely spooked Videl, Pan's mother and daughter of the so-called "World Champion", Hercule. That something was a pink blob resembling a piece of chewed-up bubble gum, oozing frevorently around the room, obviously trying to get away from Videl's screaming; it seemed more afraid of her than she was afraid of it (of course, I could be wrong). "Mama, what's going on?" says Pan as she entered her parents' bedroom. Videl was still wearing her nightgown, and hanging from the ceiling light. "Just...Just look!" stammers Videl, pointing at the blob oozing around the floor. "Catch that thing and get rid of it, will you please?!" Pan winks at her frightened mother. "Don't worry, I'm all over it!" And so the chase begins...cue Tom and Jerry chase music.
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Mar 15, 2004, 07:36 PM | |
Sadly true.
Rspss Fr spins around in his new rolling chair in the command room of the new base. In the style of his last base, the room has numerous video screens on the walls. One, at the moment, is showing the base's status. ::::::Status:::::: Generators - online Pylon- online Defense systems- online Communications systems- online Command systems- online No danger reported If you read this, you are a winner!
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Mar 15, 2004, 08:09 PM | |
Looks like you won. XD
"I don't care how much money you have, you're buying me a dress! Got it?!" says an angry Bulla. Like mother, like daughter. 'That's it,' thinks an annoyed Trunks, 'When this is all over, I'm going back into the past and seeing to it that I never had a sister!' '...But that would mess up the timeline... ' '...Oh, bother.'
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Mar 16, 2004, 05:41 AM | |
Not really, risp. When the pylon gets knocked offline through any means, including destruction within the pylon, it would stop the resistance to planeswalking. Thus making free planeswalking for all!
Xion does have one weakness in his current state...and if you actually think about it, you could make Xion, Diesel, Malta, and Tia your mindless slaves. You just gotta capture them. And how can you capture them when you have no return ticket?
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Mar 16, 2004, 02:43 PM | |
I already went over this, Xion. If the pylon is destroyed when it is still on it will more or less break the universe. And, thinking about it, there would no longer be any walls between the torn plane and others, so the plane the pylon used to be on would start to suck in other planes that (ironically) don't have the equivalent of a pylon themselves. The only way you could safely neutralize the pylon is to capture it.
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Mar 16, 2004, 04:11 PM | |
The most sure-fire way to turn it off is to capture it.
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Mar 16, 2004, 04:25 PM | |
Sounds like something you do in a strategy game. How to capture a Pylon wothout ending the universe?
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Mar 16, 2004, 04:32 PM | |
Well, capturing the pylon would not end the universe. Destroying it outright would.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:22 AM | |
Fine, so trashing the Pylon won't work.
"Xion..." Malta approaches Xion from behind, whom is working on his compuer. Xion turns his head twoard Malta, silently. "I've been thinking. Perhaps destroying the pylon wouldn't be such a hot idea." "Why is that?" Xion looks at malta with a confused look. "Well, Diesel told me how the pylon works, and I think that destroying it would be very bad." Malta sits on the arm of Xion's chair. "The pylon works by increasing the resession of antimatter, and if we destroy it without neutralization, that entire force goes down the drain. That plane, in essence, become a big vat of antimatter, worse than just merely blocking the plane. So in essence you would be the one breaking the planeswalker's code by destroying it." Xion sighs under his breath and mumbles "You're right." Xion looks up at Malta. "But I think that there may be another way to destroy the pylon." Malta now has the confused look that Xion had moments ago. "Since we cannot destroy the portal, we can destroy the energy source, or merely sever the connection. The pylon cannot work without energy, now can it?" Malta shakes her head. "Exactly. We sever the connection, the Pylon goes offline safely, and we step in without Tangent having a shadow of a clue as to what the h-" Xion is interrupted by Tia, rushing in. "Xion..." Tia says, out of breath. "It's Rach."
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Mar 17, 2004, 02:23 PM | |
Xion, have you ever payed attention when I explained how the pylon works, or does Diesel just have innacurate information?
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Mar 17, 2004, 02:34 PM | |
That makes sense.
::::::Status:::::: Generators - online Pylon- online Defense systems- online Communications systems- pinging Command systems- online No danger reported He who live in glass house, change in basement.
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Mar 17, 2004, 02:54 PM | |
hahahaha. very funny you.
Xion rushes to Rach's pen to find her running rampant around the pen. "What happened?" Xion asks Tia. "I don't know...I saw her there, I pet her, and she just went bezerk!" Tia says. "I don't want to harm her, but..." Xion pulls out his Lotus Mace and holds it vertical. "What are you doing?" "If I can't calm her down..." Xion says, bowing his head and closing his eyes slowly. "I'll have to neutralize her." Xion transforms into a Lamia! Lamia Xion casts Night! Rach is asleep! Tia is asleep! Malta is asleep! Diesel...well, he's been sleeping for the past three hours. Xion transforms back into Alchemist Xion. Xion pats Tia on the head softly, careful not to wake her, and carries her back to her room. "Sleep, Tia. You had quite a fright." Xion does the same with Malta and puts her in her own room. "You too...thank you for the insight." Xion returns to Rach's side, and pets her. Rach awakens and looks at Xion. "What happened?" Rach snorts, and nuzzles Xion's side.
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Mar 17, 2004, 03:14 PM | |
Xion's got a point there, Risp. If the power sources are gone, then pylon won't function. I suggest putting extra guards around the power grids (or the massive electrical socket that the pylon happens to be plugged into, if there is one).>=)
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Mar 17, 2004, 03:18 PM | |
Well, guards won't help if Xion finds out a way to blow up black holes with antimatter. And, since the power core is only accessible from the pylon room without any security cards (you can jump off a dramatic cliff in the pylon room into the main black hole), you will not reach it in the seige.
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Mar 17, 2004, 03:38 PM | |
Don't worry, I will think of some way to counteract it. Remember when you are making your plans, you have to plan for something that happens in less than half a nanosecond, or would not require you to interact with this plane.
Oh, and this might be helpful. The pylon also blocks magic.
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Mar 17, 2004, 04:57 PM | |
Magic through an interplanal boost? Perposterous. Magic is not exactly matter.
Besides, I'll initate the plan....now. Xion returns with Rach by his side to his computer. He switches the camera to a wire running up from the power source, about five yards above the contained black holes. Xion rips himself a portal and watches the computer monitor. "Come on...one shot at this..." Within a nanosecond, a bright flash hits the screen. The power cord to the Pylon has been severed near the portals, but is still close enough to create a connection. "Blast!" Xion shouts, making Rach jump. Xion pets rach to calm her down. Xion changes the screen to a computer screen displaying the current status of the Pylon.
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Mar 17, 2004, 04:58 PM | |
A Rabid Pylon?
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:05 PM | |
Since it is rather pointless, I will not continue. Let me just say that the pylon blocks everything but people's spirits. Otherwise it would be possible for someone to get through by sending a spell and their spirit through and having the spell construct a new body for them out of nearby matter, and stuff like that.
::::::Status:::::: Generators - online Pylon- at 60% effictiveness and lowering. repair teams already dispatched Defense systems- online Communications systems- online Command systems- online Attempted sabatoge reported The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:11 PM | |
Are you trying to create an opening for L_G?
::::::Status:::::: Generators - online Pylon- at 40% effictiveness and lowering. repairs in progress Defense systems- online Communications systems- online Command systems- online On tier 1 alert Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:11 PM | |
"Oh man. Gotta work faster now." Xion says, and returns back to the severed piece of wire. Xion rips another portal, and watching the computer screen, he accurately severs another piece, roughly three inches up, just below the attachment of the wire to the wall. The piece starts to slide off, and Xion sees this as an oppourtunity to strike. Xion snaps another portal just at the base of the wire, completely severing the pylon from the power source.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:14 PM | |
The pylon is still working. It is just running out of power, owing to the fact that it is on it's internal power storage.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:21 PM | |
Actually, it is as simple as plugging in another battery to the pylon to prolong it's internal power, disconnecting the old wire, and getting a new wire to plug in. There are a lot a backups on or near the pylon; be glad there wasn't a backup connection to the generators.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:30 PM | |
Oh, so there's just a battery somewhere in the pylon itself keeping it running? Can't kill it without killing the pylon and the plane, so ncd. Just gotta keep your flunkies from fixing the wire.
Xion sees the repair crew approach the broken piece of the wire with a battery in-hand. Xion, with his portal still open, aims. *ZIP* The crew member with the battery begins to waver. Xion has just ripped a plane in the crew member's temple in a quick nanosecond of a plane rip. Another member grabs the falling member, passes the battery to another member, and begins to return to the med bay. "Two with one stone, it seems." Xion says with a grin. Xion aims again...*ZIP* A large amount of crew members and the wire get snipped in two, again. The wire begins to slip down into the contained black holes. Now, not only did they have a 3-inch gap to worry about, they have about a foot gap to deal with. I'm evil, aren't I?
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:31 PM | |
You forgot that the pylon is still active, so you could not have entered in the first place.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:40 PM | |
Though I am not passing through. I am merely ripping planes in the other plane, maybe for just a nanosecond, but they are still very destructive. *evil grin*
Xion finds the main communications room in the cameras, and aims. *ZIP* Main terminal now has a hole in it the size of a pea. *ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP* Now five of them. *ZIP!* A large slash in the console. *ZIP* another.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:51 PM | |
A nanosecond is too slow. You need to do it in a fraction of a nanosecond. And, before you say it, you can't. To do it you would need the reaction times to do stuff like catch bullets and dodge lasers, the speed to outrun said bullets and get to the owners of said lasers before they fire, and the resistance to be able to withstand catching on fire from air resistance and surviving your own sonic booms. And then you need to take into account the time it takes to go through a portal. If you could do all that, I do not see why you are not attacking million upon millions of times per turn.
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Mar 17, 2004, 05:58 PM | |
With magic, anything is possible. Magic is that fast...faster than light itself.
Everything here is pretty much magical skills, but with a change. You said that the pylon doesn't block portals from opening...FATAL ERROR. I'm abusing yet another miswording on your account, since you didn't say that it doesn't block planes within the plane it is being blocked. I win. Xion finds the internal battery within the pylon. Xion aims within his portal... *ZIP* The battery now has a hole in it about the size of a penny.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:06 PM | |
Wow. It's magic. That is an excuse I never heard. Why have you never used this skill before? Why not when you infiltrated the fortress? You could have killed everyone there before I could say 'Crap! Xion's here!' Also, owing to the magic dampener I had my engineers bring in after your attack, you now are no longer magic. You now are a Tachyon. You are forever a Tachyon, doomed to constantly travel faster than light and to never again interact with normal matter. And, more importantly, you are now doomed to starve to death.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:11 PM | |
I find it interesting that by abusing miswordings like the way you are doing it why not in the middle of a monopoly game start robbing the bank? I mean, the rules don't say that you can't so you obviously can and should abuse this power constantly.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:22 PM | |
Because you are so annoying me, I am making the seige even tougher.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:55 PM | |
*sees what happened* ...I think I'll just let this thing blow over and act afterwards...or after I finish my waffles. Whatever comes first.
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Mar 17, 2004, 06:57 PM | |
Well, if Xion does not think up another comeback (I AM TOO MAGIC TO BE TURNED INTO A TACHYON!!!!!!!1) you will just find yourself short one allied character.
And your waffles will be no use at all.
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