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And now, for the SECOND half... In

Imploade-O-vision

"OW!! Could someone-YOUCH!- Give me a hand here?" The henchmen had recovered from Spaz's lame comment and were trying to break free by taking bites out of Eva's extended arm, and some more henchmen had arrived and were doing the same. Jazz, Spaz, and Lori quickly fired and irraticated the turtles, but still more were comming. The four of them were hopelessly outnumber... Oh- and Eva's arm was still streached out and lying in a pile on the floor.
"Anybody have any ideas on how to handle THIS?" She asked, trying in vane to mold her arm back to normal size. In her attempt, she absentmindedly handed the rock to Spaz.
As soon as the rock left her hand and entered Spaz's the glowing stopped and Eva turned into a normal rabbit again- thankfully without the hole in her stomach and the bitemarks on her arm.
"OH... Thank goodness." she said breathing a sign of relief at the sight of her normal sized arm and opaque stomach. Then she turned to the buisness at hand- they wern't out of the woods yet...
"You dumb bunnies ain't going nowheres." said one of the doofyguards. Jazz turned and saw Lori looking skyward."Hey... Theres a window up there." "Huh? I thought Devan's lab didn't HAVE any windows..." Jazz said looking up. Sure enough- there was a lone window around the top of Devans lab. It looked kind of out of place, and there seemed to be a small dragon flying around the frame of it. The dragon spat out a burst of flame and disapeared right before Jazz's eyes, making him wonder if anyone else saw it, or if he had immagined it. "Ah, well- never look a gift plothole in the mouth... But how are we gonna reach it, anyway?"
"That's no problem, bro..." Spaz said, grabbing a hold on a large panel of a machine, he placed it onto his head, and motioned everyone to stand on it. "All aboard Spaz's one-stop express."
Jazz Lori and Eva climbed up on Spaz's metal panel... NOT the one in his head- the one ON his head. "But... What about you?" Jazz said leaning over the side. "Don't worry about ME, bro- I'll catch up..."
Then, concentraiting hard, Spaz exploaded.
The force of the blown up bunny not only ionised the masses of Devans henchmen that were brave and stupid enough to get too close, but caused the metal panel to skyrocket into the air. "You know, Jazz-" Eva said. "Sometimes I wonder where your brother learned how to blow himself up like that." "I don't even know myself." Jazz responded. "I think it was from one too many eposodes of the Addams Family." "What I'm wondering is how he's gonna catch up..." Lori started to say, while peering over at the rapidly shrinking ground.
"What'd ya say sis." Lori jumped at the sound of Spaz's voice, and almost fell off the panel. Turning around, she saw a grinning red face inches away from hers.
Spaz backed off a few inches and looked at the rock, which quickly went from a glowing red back to it's dull color. "MAN!" he said. "This thing is the coolest... Wonder if I can have it laminated or bronzed or something?"
"Windows comeing up... Lets go!" Jazz said pointing.
Lori and Spaz scrunched themselves down, and sidekicked through the window with Jazz and Eva following. Once outside, Lori and Jazz grabbed Spaz and Eva respectfully, and helicoptered down safely to the ground. Looking back at Devans Lab, they saw that it was half-buried in a gigantic mound of jellybeans. "WOW!" Spaz said looking at the pile of sweets. "It's all so very beautiful... Hey, Bro- I think I know what I want for Christmas this year: Maybe we can have the castle burried under a large mound of-" "-Ain't gonna happen!" Eva and Jazz said in unison.
"Well, we got Spaz and his rock back, and Devans obviously immobalised for at least a month. Lets blow this taco stand!" Lori said, puting her gun in it's holster and starting to walk off. Jazz grabbed her by the arm. "Hold on, Sis- We just gotta wait for one more thing." ">Sigh< Do we have to? -We ALWAYS do this!" "Of course- you gotta learn that this is one of the best perks of being a superhero." He then put a hand to his ear.

"Tough luck, boss." "You'll get 'em next time." "NO! They are NOT gonna get away this time. It's been about a decade that I've put up with that lousy lagomorph foiling me, humiliating me, and dragging my reputation through the mud. They WILL all learn respect for the more superior species." Devan said angrilly, pulling his gun from his turtle shell. "I'm personally going to see to it that every last one of them regrets the day they tangled with the advanced genius and good looks of Devan She..." Then he opened the door...
And got buried under a rather thick avalanche of Jelly beans.
"But... How... Where..." Devan poked his head over the surface of the sugary ocean. "Hey boss- We got munchies for weeks." Looking behind him, Devan saw the remander of his henchmen, including his now recovered right-hand lizard swimming in a river of multicolored candies.
Devan got confused... Then his confusion turned into anger... Then the heat generated by his anger caused the candies around him to melt and solidify into a sugary bodycast- making him angrier still.
"CURSE YOU, YOU STINKIN' RABBITS!" Devans words rang out a significant distace away-
And they reached the rather large ears of a certain green bunny. "Ok... NOW we can go." Jazz said smuggly. Taking Evas hand in his, he and his family headed out for home.

"Hey Bro..."
"No we're NOT stopping by the video store this time!"
"But "Enter the Dragon" is on sale this week only- Its a CLASSIC. And I really don't think Dev's going to try to take over the world again for at least another month... PLEEEEAAAASE!!"
"Ok... Maybe."
"Coolness!"

The End... Unless I come up with another story idea to make this a triligy, that is; Will there be further adventures of Aardvark Lori, Cheese Eva, and Song-and-dance Jazz(I don't think we'll see anymore of giant lizard or jellybean Devan.)? Will I ever develope the gusto to actually draw them and post them in the Art forum? Will Spaz meet up with his old pals the S.O.C.K.E.T.s? Will Zoonik ever return to avenge his former boss Konglomerate? Will Devan come up with an even more diabolical plan? And just how did Spaz eat the dopefish- I don't even know, and I'm one of his biggest fans!

By the way, the small dragon is a personal in-joke. It's called a Tymdrakkin and it's fire can actually burn temporary plotholes into the fabric of space and time. As a result, Tymedrakkins are everywhere, and yet, nowhere. Whenever I draw or write myself into a corner, I put one of those dragons in the scene and blame the plothole on THEM. Don't worry, you probably won't see any more.

"I have no flippin' idea..."
-Spaz Jackrabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 comic.

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And now... SLEEEEEEEP! YEEEEESS! SLEEP GOOOOOD!

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By the way, just in case anyones interested- here's the cartoonish superpowers I've given Jazz, Spaz, Lori, and Eva for this and other stories. All powers were found in the Steve Jackson RPG, Toon: the cartoon Role Playing Game. (If it helps anyone come up with more story ideas, you're welcome.../\/\)

Toon powers for the Jackrabbit characters:
Please note: Not all of these have been used, but they are nevertheless there.

Incredable Speed-All Rabbits:
I think this is pretty self-explanitory. All of the Jackrabbits can take off at the drop of a hat, and stop on a dime.

Sidekickness- Spaz and Eva:
Spaz and Eva are not really hero's and are happy with that... for the moment. Until they get their OWN videogames, they will do all sorts of sidekickky things for Jazz, including listening to his leadership, dropping whatever their doing should he be in trouble, and allowing him to take all the credit and media attention afterwords(Lori doesn't have this 'power' because, being just as much of a hotshot as the green rabbit, she does on occation question Jazz's authority- but she probably will help Jazz if need be...).

Toon Fu- Lori and Spaz:
Spaz and his sister are both martial arts buffs- their side kick attacks are living proof of that. These are VERY powerful attacks.

Incredable Beauty- Lori and Eva:
I haven't used this power... yet, but I probably will.
These two are, lets face it, increadably beautiful. This means they can sweet talk any male into doing something- just by pouring on the cute. The only person who probably won't be effected is Devan- who's smart enough to know he's not gonna net any babes in his lifetime.

Trick Shooting- Jazz and Spaz:
The two brothers are both very good with a weapon. Trick shooting allow them to do things like fire their gun while blindfolded, and shoot a nickle at 40 miles away.

Glide- Jazz and Lori:
Helicopter ears anyone? This power slows Jazz and Lori's desent, of course.

Increadable stregth- Eva and Jazz:
Ok, so I gave the Eva and Jazz in my stories more power in their upper arms then a 5 killoton bomb... Hope your not mad at me for that- I just wanted to give Eva some kind of family resembolence to her mother. /\/\ Having the calm, collected personallity she does, however, she is not quick to use this power... Unless she gets really really REALLY mad. Jazz's version of increadable stregth is his uppercut.

Exploade- Spaz:
Spaz is the only rabbit in the whole of known existance that can pull this trick off successfully. He can explode anytime he feels like it. It may hurt him, true, but it hurts anyone nearby a whole lot more. BLOWING THINGS UP IS FUN!!!

Increadable Luck- Jazz:
Sure all rabbits must have increadable luck, but look at their feet, and you'll find that Jazz's appear to be the biggest- in a hight/weight ratio(at least to ME!). This means that radom lucky things happen to Jazz and anyone nearby him through the course of an adventure.

Huge amounts of money- Eva:
Being royalty has it's advantages... Like having an unlimited amount of money whenever you need it.

Flash of brilliance- Lori:
Ok... I'm not exactly sure WHY I gave Lori this power, but I don't regret doing it. This power makes her one smart cookie at the most important times, and allows her to figure out what needs to be done a little faster then everyone else.

Punslinger- Spaz:
Ok, since I like him best, I gave Spaz one extra power- this allows him to crack really lame jokes at a moments notice and actually cause anyone who hears them to be unable to do anything else but stare at him oddly for a few seconds. Hey, if that isn't a cool power, I don't know what is.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TOPIC WAS LOST IN THE ABYSS OF LAST MONTH! GWEEEEEEARRRGGGBLFFFFFP!

no, seriously. this is hilarious.

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I can't beleave somebody actually revived it.
Anyway, glad you like it! /\/\

Before someone else beats me to it, I claim this page for Jack Flash, Capt. Firefox, and the rest of the Elite Task Force!

w00t! I've always wanted to say that.