It took her all that time? She was in Hippie Heaven remember...

Contacts? Well, that is considering that pink is not her natural eye color. On the other hand she may not be a natural yellow. She could be albino. http://animal-world.com/encyclo/crit...newzealand.php

She *is* albino, and smokes a lot, hence the coloration.

{Oooh, an NZ link, boy do you know me.]

But then if she did smoke loads then she would collapse into a coughing fit after a spinkick


Jazz would descover Port (wine)

Not necessarily; my grandmother has been smoking a pack every two days since Lord knows how long; her hair *is* yellow, but she's as stubbourn as anything. [Not marathon sprinting fit, but she can lift full sacks of coal all day. Need I say more?]

yes but she cannot spinkick, chuck norris can

Not true, she can; she is Chuck Norris' femminine side.

Chuck norris had a femminectomy he wanted to become totally unfeeling

Exactly, and where do you think she went to? She had to go all the way to New Zealand, if he'd got in touch with his femminine side he'd've immediately made her pregnant.

Quite right. Have you seen all the Chuck norris joke websites? LOL.

E.g. What's the last thing that goes through someones mind if they're being killed by Chuck Norris? -Answer- His shoe.