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Apr 8, 2004, 12:31 PM
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I think he's talking about how the space between universes can destroy stuff.

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Apr 8, 2004, 12:32 PM
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No, I was talking to you. Cooba just finished posting before I did.
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Apr 8, 2004, 12:32 PM
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We can enter that place. Using infinite magik :/
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Apr 8, 2004, 12:39 PM
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Xion, in a final breath within the death of his universe, casts a spell.

A spell so powerful that only the most experienced planeswalkers know. "Upon my death, life will begin again, anew." Xion dies, and the entire world collapses.

Xion is now floating...in nothingness. White surrounds him. "I did it." Xion whispers to himself. "I've finally done it." Xion looks around and sees Malta, Diesel, and Tia, just floating. "They came with." Xion looks around again and notices a few other beings, far off in the distance.


Xion just cast "Planal Ruin" which destroys everything, including his own plane. Powerful stuff, yes, but this just creates a tear in the fabric and it will later mend itself.




"So, our story ends, with a new one to begin. Time heals all wounds, and these wounds have healed immensely." Xion, now aged immensely, closes his book and looks up. His two children smile.

"Wow, daddy. That's a good story!" they say to him.

"Now, it's quite late. I think it's time for you to go to bed!" Xion says. The two children scamper off, and Xion puts his book away. "Hon?" Xion says, poking his head into the other room. His Vieran wife looks up and goes over to him.

"Did you send the children to bed?" She says, and Xion nods.




Time heals all wounds, and this story has finished.
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Apr 8, 2004, 12:42 PM
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Err... how can you destroy the world? It is already destroyed. And, while I appreciate the drama of your ending, you seem to have totally ignored the universe being destroyed and stuff.
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Apr 8, 2004, 12:47 PM
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So it's a little behind. Can ya give me a break? I leave for an hour and the universe dies. Jeez.
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:29 PM
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Wait a second...how did the universe get destroyed????
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:33 PM
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No idea how it happened. Ask Cooba how.
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:34 PM
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Uber planeswalker technique, can only be activated upon destruction of two or more planes. Since the isolated plane was collapsing and the Agol system plane was collapsing, it could be activated.

Imagine taking a whiteboard. Doodle a picture on it. Now, you don't like your doodle. What do you do? Wipe it clean. That's basically what I did...I took down the entire fabric of time myself instead of time doing that and making it worse than it could be.

Now the story has ended, and we can make one of two choices.

1) Start anew later, like how after the planal ruin happened...
2) Leave it at where I ended it.
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:36 PM
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No, the universe was destroyed before you used your technique.
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:51 PM
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Only because it went down within the hour I was on my way home! UN-FAIR!
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Apr 8, 2004, 01:55 PM
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Actually, that is not true. You know the damage that was dealt to you that killed you to allow you to use that technique? That damage was from the universe blowing up.
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Apr 8, 2004, 02:28 PM
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mmm-hmm. And as it was blowing up, and I was dying. It's kinda hard to understand, but it's like all of them all on top of eachother. Universe blowing up, Xion Dying, and Planal Ruin all at once. Though it's kind of weird to think that when Xion was in one of the planes that was crashing. Though it works. Xion just saved his soul's hide through that technique. Yes, Xion died. Yes, the planes went boom. Yes, Xion still exists. Life goes on.
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Apr 8, 2004, 02:34 PM
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So, basically, you destroying the universe was pointless because it would have been destroyed and slowly recreated anyway?
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Apr 8, 2004, 02:48 PM
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Actually, that wouldn't happen. Risp said the damage done by Cooba wasn't enough to destroy the universe, since that damage needed to be done had to be infinite, and Cooba was nowhere near that amount...

Two things:
-Cooba can't destroy the universe unless he knows Infinity Magic, which I doubt he can learn unless he can survive a paradox. Like Risp said, to do that, he had to live outside of time, which, unless Cooba is immortal, and he isn't, he can't use infinity magic, and therefore can't destroy the universe.
-Since the universe was never destroyed, Xion's Planal Ruin can't activate, and he can't use it anyway because:[*]It's not on his skill list.[*]He's aleady dead 'cuz X-I hacked a battle crusier and blasted Gran Da Val base.[*]Planal Ruin is considered Infinity Magic, since it affects the universe, and can only be cast by immortals. Last time I checked, Xion wasn't immortal.

That doesn't mean the universe can't be destroyed, it's that Xion and Cooba did impossible stuff that can't happen. So nyah. >X)


L_G Glitches Xion. Planal Ruin no longer exists.
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Apr 8, 2004, 03:00 PM
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Actually, Xion is sorta semi-immortal (just not old enough at all to use ancient magic; the reason immortals and semi-immortals are the only ones who can is because they can have lived since when ancient magic was first discovered and thus know it. Ancient magic is not an innate skill for immortals or semi-immortals), since dying does not fully effect him and even if his body is destroyed he can easily get a new one. And the damage from the universe exploding would be enough for Xion to use Planal Rune, since it would most obviously kill him.
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Apr 8, 2004, 03:09 PM
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But the universe didn't explode. And I thought you said that only Infinity Magic could affect the universe.
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Apr 8, 2004, 03:16 PM
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Cooba never said he was the one who made the universe explode.
Also, Infinity magic is magic which uses infinate energy drawn from the beginning of time. There are some tasks only an infinity mage can draw enough energy by him/herself to do, like creating invincible objects, creating worlds (while this does not require infinate energy it does require a whole lot more than any other type of magic can provide), destroying a plane, reversing a paradox, ect. However, if given enough energy from another source, a sufficiently powerful and talented mage can do infinity magic-like things (albet at the price of killing him/herself and doing a really sloppy job of it, and such spells could easily be refuted by real infinity mages in the plane.)
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Apr 8, 2004, 04:16 PM
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Risp has a point there.

Xion is semi-immortal. He can outlive time itself, as can all things. He's just the only thing that can really embrace that fact.


And read between the lines: Xion, telling the stories to his children, is aged. Very aged. This shows that Xion is not immortal, yet he is since he lived through this.


In fact, Xion spared everybody he met. Soala, Rain, Risp, all the peeps, Strato, L_G, Jeanie...Even Tangent. He would have spared X-I but since X-I was just a program and not organic, it could not be spared.


So, in effect, Planal Ruin was horribly botched for all those that Xion didn't know, but was done perfect for those he did know. A true Planal Ruin spell would have saved every soul in existance and kept it's memories, it's being, it's skills...everything. However, all that is lost. All gone. Poof.

So we have a clean slate for Post-3.1 Chapter 2. Which I assume will happen in...Mid June? When we all have spare time?
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Apr 8, 2004, 04:33 PM
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Well, Xion is more like semi-semi-immortal, since he requires some outside help to come back.

At the age he got in that epiloge, he would have be old enough to be worthy of being taught ancient magic. However, that time will not come in a while...

Oh, and if we agree on this second chapter, we will need more rules. Like, for example, not having a immortal on your side any more than as a summon you have to cast a spell to use.
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Apr 8, 2004, 04:43 PM
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Agreed. See, my charectors have immortals on their side that they can summon at any time they wish. The only problem is that these are Totemas, and can only be summoned when at full JP (overdrive).

And also, the epiloge happened about 20 years after the Planal Ruin. So yeah, Xion has gone through plenty of shells to get back to where he was, and to be back with some kind of civilized being. Granted, technology advances much faster in some planes as it does in others, but since Xion finally achieved true "Planesmage" status, he was able to mold the single plane into what he felt like he wanted. Time goes much faster in some planes than it does in others, so he went to other planes and helped the other planesmages fix their worlds. This took a while, but in that time of roughly 20 years of age time, he finally headed back to Gran Da Val... "Home" for his wife had enough of fixing the worlds.


And if you are even remotely curious who Xion's wife is...analyze the post where I put Malta in suspended animation.
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Apr 8, 2004, 06:52 PM
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Argh. My brain hurts just looking at that. Let's just say the universe got reset somehow and we're going about our normal lives until, say, those monsters from the dimension the first Monster came from start busting up the place or something.

I didn't really want this thread to continue since it was getting out of control, but what the heck. I'm in.

I don't need three guesses to figure out who Xion's future wife is. ^.^
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Apr 8, 2004, 07:17 PM
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The Monster came from the same plane as we started in. It's history is mainly unknown, really, so nobody knows how it came to be considering there was nothing else like it in said plane.

And if we get good enough rules we would be able to keep things from getting out of control. We have plenty of time to think up rules.
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Apr 8, 2004, 07:25 PM
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Didn't that evil civilization of yours worship this monster? Maybe they know something about it. Or maybe the monsters...waitaminnit.

If this monster came from this plane, then where are all of the other monsters??!?!~?!? *looks around nervously*
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Apr 8, 2004, 07:54 PM
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I mean the plane I was from and you destroyed.

And nobody worshiped it. It simply managed to establish a powerbase via mind control.
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Apr 8, 2004, 09:12 PM
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Well, that's mean. No one likes to be mind-controlled! XP
How come we never saw the monster earlier? Was it in hiding?
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Apr 9, 2004, 01:07 AM
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I didn't destroy the universe. It collapsed by itself.

BTW, how L_G could blast me into million pieces while I died while plane collapsed? There wasn't nothing left out of me, so he blasted the 0 to million pieces, and because 0 has no pieces :


ACCESS VIOLATION

*eighty Ctrl+Alt+Dels after*

- Johnny was right - said Jimmy. - This game sux.

After a while, he get his Worms World Party CD, and ran into game...

Mission 14 : Rainforest Ruckus

We got a message that enemy forces escaped to jungle. As one-person army you have to destroy your enemy. Do it! Good luck.

Enemies :

I : Rspss - 150 HP
II : Strato - 50 HP
III : Cooba - 150 HP

Their guns :

Infinite Grenades
Infinite Air Strike
Infinite Bazooka


Human Team :

I : Xion - 150 HP

His guns:

8 x Grenade
8 x Cluster Bomb
Infinite Ninja Rope
1 x Girder


Crates :

I : Shotgun x 1
II (I) Shotgun x 2
III (II) Shotgun x 3

After several tries : Health + 50


Who will win? My sister finished it after over 50 tries...
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Apr 9, 2004, 05:13 AM
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@Cooba- ...
@L_G- the Monster was occupied by it's war against the immortals and semi-immortals, and none of us bothered it enough for it to attack. When it did attack you that was because it sensed you in it's territory, and it had not started up it's war against the immortals and semi-immortals again yet.
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Apr 9, 2004, 05:17 AM
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I did it just because of 1337th boredom. Exactly like my newest Diamondus level.
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Apr 9, 2004, 06:44 AM
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@Cooba: You like Worms too, huh? XD I have the Worms Armageddon Demo. I need (45|-|...

L_G gets behind Cooba and uses Prod. Cooba is sleeping with the fishes
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Apr 9, 2004, 07:03 AM
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If you'll get cash, buy WWP.

Coobina uses Concrete Donkey at L_G.
L_G received 256 damage.
There's lot of water infront of L_G.
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Apr 9, 2004, 08:28 AM
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I'll do that. ^u^

L_G flies over Coobina with a Jetpack and lands on the other side. L_G uses a Baseball Bat to send her into the drink. Home run!
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Apr 9, 2004, 08:53 AM
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How did you that? You are dead. You can't respawn until you are planeswalker >p
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I forgot to say. Enemies in mission 14 have also infinite shotgun.
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Apr 9, 2004, 12:13 PM
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Um...I was undead. Yeah. And you didn't show me on your enemy list, so you didn't give me any stats...>X)

L_G gets to a safe distance, then chucks a HOLY HAND GRENADE into the group of enemy units. One "HAAAAALELUYAH(sp?)!!" later, the grenade expodes, dealing massive damage and leaving a huge crater.
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Apr 9, 2004, 12:14 PM
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...undead. Riiiiiiight.
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Apr 9, 2004, 01:06 PM
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Quote:
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I don't need three guesses to figure out who Xion's future wife is. ^.^
hehe. Somebody caught on.

Xion sits back and watches the antics of the "other team".
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Apr 9, 2004, 01:11 PM
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The antics of the 'other team'? L_G is doing a lot of more strange and stupid stuff than Cooba.
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Apr 9, 2004, 01:21 PM
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They count as the "other team" right?
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Apr 9, 2004, 01:29 PM
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I kinda assumed L_G was on your team, or something.
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