lol look at cooba's post. L_G, Risp, and cooba are all on one team, and I'm on the other.

Why? Because I'm a planeswalker I assume.

Xion claims page 26 and equips it, like a shuriken.

Well, everyone was using equipment they did not have and L_G was fighting even though he was not listed as there, so I though the information in the post was simply a formality.

*shrug*

Hey Risp, if you haven't noticed, you just got Post #1000. Congrats! *envies and admires Risp* Now put that post to good use.

L_G takes all of the pages he claimed in the past to make some paper claws for himself.

Xion farts.

L_G says, "Excuse you!"

Xion walks up to L_G, extending his finger. "Pull this."

L_G looks at Xion with a questionable look. 'What the heck...I mean, it's not like Xion's going to blow up the universe or something,' he thinks.

L_G pulls Xion's finger! *dramatic pause*

Xion had a lighter by his butt! Xion Farts! Xion rocket propels himself at L_G and then into Random Wall #5! L_G Takes 40 Damage!

L_G glares at Xion. "Smoking is bad for you, ya know!" he says in an irratated tone.

L_G sends out Kyogre!
Kyogre uses Ice Beam! Xion takes 274 HP damage. Xion is frozen solid!

"That'll learn ya..." L_G smirks.

Xion wiggles Free!

"Cretin." Xion says, undoubtly with a fake british accent. Xion blinks back to the other side of the field and heals himself.

L_G goes on a joy ride, riding on Kyogre's back and splashing random people as they go.

Rspss Fr takes out a bazooka and shoots it at a cliff Kyogre was passing over, causing L_G to be trapped under a landslide, and then teleports away to an undefined location.

Kyogre uses Rock Smash to remove the boulders and pull L_G out. "Thanks," he says. "Now why in the world would someone try and shoot at us?" Kyogre shrugs, and so does L_G. they get back to their joy ride, but this time look out for people with explosive weapons.

1000th reply. Indeed 1000. XION CONGRATZ.

Cooba Jr uses Indian Nuclear Test.
Worms are polluted.

BTW, now I'm not saying about mission.

Xion just put a bullet through Cooba's Head!
Xion just handed L_G a glass of his dripping green load!
Risp was vaporized by Xion's Redeemer!

Xion wins.

Rspss Fr comes back from the dead somehow and kills Xion using an uzi!

Xion respawns

Xion riddles Risp with bullets from his Enforcer!

(You three can respawn...)

Rspss Fr cannot be killed since he is already dead.

Hey, if L_G is allowed to become an invincible undead I am too. Plus, how could you have killed me with your redeemer when I teleported to an undefined location?

Heat-seeking. Besides, if I can get the impact point within 100 yds of you, you're dead!

Said undefined location could be a million lightyears away, for all you know. It is undefined, after all.

True.

But not even Xion can blink that far. Xion can portal into other planes where he feels, but within the same plane he can't go where he feels. Strange. Yes, he could go back and forth, but that's too much time/MP.

I said it might be. However, I am most definatly out of the range of any missle.

c00bshop attacks Xion with MB Bomb!
Xion dies!
c00bshop winz!!1

TIER 2 :

- Ri
- Lark
- Trafton
- Copper
- Spaztic

Guns :

Bazooka x 5
Mortar x 5
Inf. Grenades
Battle axe x 2
Inf. Shotgun
Inf. Handgun
Inf. Uzi
Minigun x 1 (2)
Fire Punch x 3
Dragon Ball x 3
Inf. BlowTorch
Drill x 3
Girder x 3
Girder Pack x 1 (2)
Inf. Ninja Rope
Old Woman x 1 (3)
Mad Cow x 1 (3)
Skip Go
Surrender
Worm Change x 5

FIGHT!!!

>O Why'd ya have to bring Ri into this?

Xion puts a bullet many bullets through Trafton's head.

I like sexi females fighting you.

Wow, stuff happened!

L_G casts Esuna on himself and Kyogre. They are no longer poisoned.
L_G chucks another Holy Hand Grenade in front of Spaztic. BOOM! Spaztic is now Spaztjuice! Obtained Spaztjuice!
L_G drinks the Spaztjuice! L_G is now Spazt_G!
Spazt_G runs around like an idiot. Kyogre sweatdrops.

Me and Strato are updating our characters for the next chapter. I recomend you do the same; we have some killer attacks ready.

New rules are going to come next.

Chapter themed in Worms, or Post-3.1?

Next Post-3.1 chapter.

I am assuming these worms things are not really happening in the Post-3.1. Am I right?

Yes you are.

I am now updating Cooba so don't ask me for anything now.

Cooba:
Class: Battle Zealot
HP : 25000/25000
MP : 600/600
Overdrive: 0%

Spells:
Water/Watera/Waterga
Fire/Fira/Firaga
Weakness/Weaknea/Weaknegga

Blob : casts a blob around zealot. Useful for travels. MP cost : 2 (air)
n00bshop - bounces target high in air. MP : 15 (water)
EatYourVeggies - sticks target under huge bunch of broccoli. MP : 20 (ground)
Hot Seat - heat seeking energy chair that freezes target. MP : 20 (fire)
WaveSh0ck - summons a big energy wave. MP : 20 (ultimate)
5uxball - target sux. MP : 30 (ultimate)

Raging Inferno(Overdrive) - The flaming (not flametags, darnit) meteors falls to ground and explodes. Allies can be also hurted. MP cost : 35 (fire spell)
Bubble Armor(Overdrive) - Any spell get bounced to dude that spelled it. MP cost : 30 (water spell)

And:

Heckish Headache - Throws a big energy orb which explodes at target's head. Then the little energy chunks that come after explosion, stops nearby target's head and starts to burn it with thunders. Causes big damge, higher to a half when overdrive. Casts also Weaknegga, HyperSlow and removes most of target's helpful spells (when they were casted). MP cost : 75. Able to cast only when Heckish Wand equipped. (ground)

Equipment:
-Platinum Helmet
-Armor of enlightement (equipped)
-Helmet of Judgement (equipped)
-Ring of Evilness
-Heckish Wand (equipped)

You totally revamped yourself?

I already have an idea for Xion...and I may have to work on all the rest of my team. Soala, Rain, yeah they're making a return.

I don't just have ideas for my characters; I already have all the new stats ready in a .txt document.

I Ctrl+C-ed and Ctrl+V-ed them to new reply applet, modified (hardly), and submitted. Simple.

.txt docum???// geocity.omg

No, I was suprised at how you changed your skills so entirely.

Yes. A .txt document. Fear it.

Previous were too plain and boring. I changed them 'coz I would get 5.2 >p

I was always scared by Notepad.

*screams like a school girl* XD I may revamp my chars in the future. Maybe.

You have plenty of time, since this second chapter is suppost to start mid-june, or something.