I AGREE!!

JULIUS CEASER!

WE MUST REBEL BEFORE BRUTUS STABS YOU IN THE BACK!!!(oops)MARCH!!!

What the heck? Who're you mentioning Julius Ceaser here ?_?



And no. Let's don't rebel. But I did heard of this server that changes level every 10 minutes automatically without stoping the server. HMMM.... Kinda like a timelimit.



>EDIT: Little grammar error.

It does?

I never noticed anything...I would play for ages by myself and nothing happened. Bah

Maybe I'm just unobservant ;P

`Duckay

Awww...not even a small rebellion?

*watches protestors walk home*DARN IT!

I spent my allowence on them!

Hmmm.... Anyone I know, Cesar? (Or whatever your name is)

I have no Idea

Yeah, who are you anyway?

And btw, what DID you try to spell in your name, I just assumed it was Ceasar....guess not

Yes, Cesar Ocasio is my name. Don't misspelled them :P (^_^)

Ahh yes, sorry about that then

*uses psychokinetic powers to warp Monolith straight to us*

Hmmmm, he looks quite wimpy.



Anybody got any heavy artillery?*grins maliciously*

BAH HA HA HA!



You earthling FOOLS!



It is I, EMIZEMAR THE TELKEON SLUG! BAH HA HA HA! I have come to invade your PUNY planet.



Who am I, you ask?



Well, I am a slug. A green, alien slug known to the common classification of telkeonia; a physical class that can squish and deform easily into different shapes, and is always green. You may remember me from the J2S polls. You may not. But it doesn't matter. All that matters is that your planet will be blown up in the next few years!



Also, most importantly, and the utmost reason I am replying to this utterly strange topic; is that I was sent by Monolith. That's right! Monolith OWNS a galactic federation. If you don't believe me, tough, because our alien level of intelligence matches up to being smart enough not to lie. Oh, but you're so suspicious, are you not? HA HAH HAH! Why am I speaking in English, you ask? Simple. The Battle Server. While Monolith was busy hosting the Battle Server, he was watching ALL THE TIME on the figures and characteristics of human, English speech. While putting them together with an ultra-SUPERIOR mind, our master taught all of us English. And we know it even better than the person who INVENTED ENGLISH! HAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHA!



So, as a quick warning, your planet is scheduled for desctruction on the date of May 4, 2004. Check back later for details. Oh, and BWA HA HA HA HA!



You can't hide. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE. You are all DOOMED. ETERNALLY DOOMED! AAAAAAAAHAAHH! Oh, and did I mention... BWA HA HA HA HA?



- Sir Emizemar the Telkeon Slug IV of the Monolith Galactic Empire

Hmms.... er sure..wot ever =)

Oh, really? Wotever.

Yzarc YREV s'eh kniht I.

Then wheres Monolith? *runs away and gets anti-psychotic shield*.

*shrugs* Watching us?

Of course

HMmm check Monolith's profile! It looks suspicious

Quite right. . .

Tniop ym sevorp tsuj ti.

Huh? What about my profile?

Have you checked your profile lately?

On , Monolith wrote:

Huh? What about my profile?

You live on earth, probably.

Have you checked your profile lately?

No...

lol

Ah. . . do I need to?

LOL, its all i can say

Hey Monolith get off my turf



I was hired by myself to invade this planet. *takes gigantic laser bean from pocket and throws it at monolith. it opens up to reveal... baby pants!!! to distract monolith so I can destroy him*



YES! DIE!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



So nya.





Hey! Where'd he come from!!!! ANOTHER INVADER!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!



Go-away-stupid-otheralienguy-or-else-I-won't-

stop-hitting-you-with-this-patato-chip-



THAT'S IT YOU NON-STUPID INVADER DUDE

THOU SHALT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ERKISH BALRFIN PINTOREXIMP ERMBISH HALUY UMPIET GUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh hi brain. Sure I'll let you stay in my head.

*is mildly amused by KRSplat talking in his sleep*

Hu ho!

Ria ni neila llems i!

:/ Yeah! I know Alienese!



But I'm a simple blue rabbit...

Sleep? What's sleep? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ON THIS FILTHY PLANET TELL ME WHAT THE *wakes up*



Hello.

MOONOOOEwW!!!!!!

*worships monoew*

He talks to me on battle server. ;p



**hugs monoew**



He's comfy too... sit on him, ya'll see...

----------------HERO FOR HIRE----------------



I can beat up Monolith and that other guy right now if ya want(as well as blow up Monolith's home planet), but I don't wanna make any mistakes, so hire me and tell me what you want me to do to him.

*Moves GenEXMRT to the top of his list*

*Moves Monolith to #1 on his hit list*



Do it quickly, before he attempts to KILL me!

get him, monoew ;p

Kill him Monolith! move like a Mosquito! hit like a... like... like me!!

*Nitro's eyes go yellow* Monolith, there world will not come to an end like this, stop with these petyful fights and let's destroy them. Gen calls himself a hero, let's demonstrate our firepower. ****TRANSMISSION END**** *Nitro's eyes go back to normal with the lil' fury bunny eye brows*



_________________

-

Someones eating behind you!

*decides he doesn't need to be hired*

I guess I'll do it myself...

*chants*

*an energy sphere protects him*

Chew on this!

"Power of water, wind, and earth,

send this evil back to its birth."

*A giant beam appears from GenEX's hands and heads at ultra-fast speeds at Monolith's space-ship and it does NOT take billions of years to do so*

*the beam cuts thru Monolith's fleet and heads straight for Monolith's home planet, blowing it up*



No survivors!

"Power of water, wind, and earth,

The power of erosion





I had a spacehip? I had a FLEET?!

*wisperes to Nitro* When were you going to tell me about that?



You're wrong on the homeplanet part though..

Hmmmm... No matter, I'll blow it up now.

*teleports a sphere of destructive energy and sends it straight at the planet's core, destroying the planet VERY quickly*

I really, really do suggest that we leave Lithie alone. It's not like no one else here is an alien. But, I'm not going to directly tell him that. *looks around and sees a bunch of aliens staring at her*

I'm an alien, right? Are rabbits classified as aliens or not?

*sits down in her cuteeish-rabbitish form and and starts chewin on cuteish lil purple and and pink flowerz, starin everywhere wif big eyezz*

Monolith - "*is mildly amused by KRSplat talking in his sleep*"





AHHH SEE? HE IS LOGGING US!!!!!!!111111111 ;/



Tyf that look is too cute for it's own good... ;P

*putz on her black glassez*

asta la vista, chubby.

*pullz out her G11* SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS A G11! someone stuck dat under my chin once and dat wuz scarey. so i guess its a big gun or sumthin ;p (it wuz online tho.. . .heh..)