SW.

E. Sphere: SE, E, Attack Spotty

I don't really see much point in this battle anymore, really. Let's just let Spotty kill the Sphere and start over. AE's suggestion about the Power Gun might be the key.

@AE: That's one too many moves


Unfooruman has the power! (+12 HP)
The unmistakable clicking noise of megawarp coordinates being entered echoes through the battlefield, followed by an old man's warcries and the grinding noise of someone trying to row a canoe across a stone floor!
Spotty shoots his HEALING GUN at himself (15 health restored)
Unfooruman laughs as flashes of dark energy pummel into Fooruman/Canoe (6 damage)

No one do anything immediatly! Wait and lets make a plan.

Too many? Does diagonal count as two movement points?

Originally Posted by ÄÉæÛÕ

Too many? Does diagonal count as two movement points?

Attack counts as one.

Who should be raised? L33tz4n could use hypnotize so we could use Spotty's Power Gun, probably on Fooruman, but then his Foshzzle would not be able to do as much damage if he keeps getting healed. Unfooruman's +12hp/turn definitely needs to be dispelled.

Originally Posted by ÄÉæÛÕ

Who should be raised? L33tz4n could use hypnotize so we could use Spotty's Power Gun, probably on Fooruman, but then his Foshzzle would not be able to do as much damage if he keeps getting healed. Unfooruman's +12hp/turn definitely needs to be dispelled.

You can't use enemy spells with hypnotize because it only lasts one turn and you already cast a spell that turn (hypnotize).

Fooruman: S, S, Raise Shuriken
E. Sphere: NE, Attack Spotty
Shuriken: Can't do anything

On a side note: Shuri can't do anything because that's just how Raise works. I should probably put that in the desc.


The canoe uses its AMAZING HEALING POWERS to resurrect Shuriken!
The Enchantresphere shocks Spotty with a pulse of magic lightning (8 damage)
Unfooruman has the power! (+12 HP)
Unfooruman laughs as flashes of dark energy pummel into Fooruman/Canoe (12 damage)
Spotty SUPERSLAPS Shuriken. (4 damage)

Excellent! Darn, Fooruman rocks in battle.

Hmm. So. Fooruman appears after the.. seventh round, I believe. Hm.

There are a lot of things to consider. One is to dispell Unfooruman..
Another is to raise an ally... I'd say Leetzan..
That way, we could theoretically kill Spotty soon.. I doubt he can be resurrected AGAIN...
...durrh.

Sphere: SE, attack Spoy.
Shuri: attack Spoy.
Fooruman: SE, heal: Fooruman

Zing!

..nobody move, I think I've got an idea. *will edit this as soon as it's typed down*

EDIT: Oh come ooooooooooooooon...

Edit again:
E. Sphere: SE, Attack Spoy
Shuriken: Attack Spoy
Fooruman/Canoe: N, Cast Heal on self

Acid should kill his post already D=

EDIT: Edit.

Did. I just hope Rad didn't see it first.

...wait.. nevermind.. I think I miscalculated............................


...sorry about that. But anyway. Attacking Unfooruman for now wouldn't be any good because he'd heal anyway... don't be rash now, please.

...I saw this coming.

Do this move.

The Enchantresphere shocks Spotty with a pulse of magic lightning (4 damage)
Shuriken dramatically slices Spotty (5 damage)
The canoe uses its AMAZING HEALING POWERS to heal himself (15 health restored)
Unfooruman has the power! (+12 HP)
Spotty shoots his HEALING GUN at himself (15 health restored)
Spotty SUPERSLAPS Fooruman/Canoe. (8 damage)
Unfooruman laughs as flashes of dark energy pummel into Fooruman/Canoe (12 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe dies

I think we need a do-over.

;/

At least I tried D=...

I have an idea for a battle plan for when we start over... But nothing to get us out of this situation.

.................next time we cast a spell, maybe we should pay attention to the rule that the character casting a spell takes double damage during that turn, which can only be negated through defending.....
......... maybe we could even use that to our advantage.. the enemies always seem to use up their spells pretty quickly..

Shuri: Attack Unfoo.
Sphere: Attack Spotty.

Well, this is happy. Who wants to spontaneously implode the Enchantresphere, as opposed to drag this out three more rounds?


Shuriken dramatically slices Unfooruman (5 damage)
The Enchantresphere shocks Spotty with a pulse of magic lightning (8 damage)
Unfooruman has the power! (+12 HP)
Unfooruman laughs as flashes of dark energy pummel into Shuriken (6 damage)
Shuriken dies
Spotty SUPERSLAPS the Enchantresphere. (4 damage)

Enchantresphere: Self-destruct

NE!

Northeast is blocked by Shuriken ¬_¬

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showt...644#post290644
^- Radium = keep out
Everyone else ( especially Stratten, Lem and Risp *winkwink* ) = post there

E. Sphere: NW, Attack self
Next time we will no doubt win.

I will stay out of said thread.

Anyway,




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I briefly shook off a strange, spontaneous mental image of a canoe, hoping I wasn’t starting to go mad like some of my companions. I walked out of the bathroom, still feeling a bit uneasy, and wondering to myself if I should notify the man with the CD player that the soap dispenser was empty.
“Leetzan? What are some signs of mental insanity?” I asked.
She looked strangely at me and then thought for a moment. “Visions,” she began. I nodded slightly. “Voices…”
“What if they are more like feelings? Or urges to do something illogical, like you are being told by someone?”
“It still qualifies, I think.”
I shifted apprehensively, deciding not to continue asking questions. I turned back towards the large wooden door as the man with the CD player continued to read his book.

Attempt to take the CD Player and put it in your pocket. Step behind him and read the book over his shoulder. Notify the man that the soap dispenser is empty, then go save again.

I turned to the man with the CD player and swiftly snatched the player out of his hand.
“Hey, give that back!” He snapped.
I clicked the device off and stuffed it into my pocket. “If we survive whatever’s through that door,” I responded sardonically. He glared back at me, but did not pursue his argument further. “By the way,” I added, “the soap dispenser in the women’s ‘save point’ is empty.”
“What do you think I am? A janitor? Just go to the men’s.”
Not wanting to look like I actually thought I was saving, I walked into the men’s restroom and decided to give my katana blade a thorough cleaning (blood comes off pretty easy, but the sap from that Christmas Tree I axed down earlier had been a bit more stubborn). I walked back out rejoined L33tz4n by the large door, peeking briefly over the man's shoulder. Currently he was reading on the chapter that relates tape to life, saying that life is very similar only it doesn't slip off when wet.

Knock on the door

Wipe the sap off on the man's intestines.

Tell CD player guy that he only gets his CD player back if he behaves himself and doesn't get in the way, *and* only if both Leetz4n and Shruiken survive the next room.

I could see from the title of the book the man was reading Scotch Tape - Friend or Foe? by N. Z. Sterling. I recognized this book; I had read it about a year ago. The author had an interesting tendency to spontaneously stop talking about tape and comment on the weather, or how his cat was walking across his keyboard and making it difficult to type.
I snatched the book from the man with the CD player. He made some comments relating me to a female dog.
“I’ll give this back, too, if we survive what’s through that door.”
“Then hurry up and walk through. It’s just a door, lady.” We glared darkly at each other for a moment. “Fine, fine. I’ll show you it’s okay and meet you on the other side,” he said, opening the door, walking through, and slamming it shut before I could get a peek inside.
“That was… weird,” Leetzan commented.