Bleh... The cold turned into strep throat, and I had an operation on my toe. The story might be postponed for a while.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

It's not a cold, it's anthrax, and I've got it too. It's lingering...spreading through my school...we're all going to get it...

on your TOE? That is EFIL! Wow!

But anyway. Carry on as soon as you get better.

wOOt!!! I hit the double digits!

The view screen faded on a little, and then went back to black. It then faded back to normal, the status light flashing red. The view screen brought up a window showing the damage. It didn’t look good. Most of it was red, with a few crushed spots and some short-circuited parts. He was a wreck.
Omicron switched off his view screen, and lapsed into auto-repair mode. He needed to fix a bit of the damage before attempting to do anything.
“YOU THERE, BLACK JACK?”
“Just let me die in peace…”
“AW, COME ON. IT’S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?”
“Yes.”
“ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED?”
“The fall crushed my feet and legs, and caused serious damage to my ribcage and spine.”
“AY YI YI… I CAN GET YOU TO THE MEDICAL WING…”
“Okay… Jeez this hurts…”
Omicron focused on repairing his legs and feet for a few minutes, then returned to his normal mode and walked over to Black Jack. He picked him up, and began walking towards the door.
“Oh, you’re going to play favorites, are you? OWOWOWOWOW!!!”
“OH, SORRY JIAIKE. BUT I’M NOT SURE I CAN CARRY TWO RABBITS. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LAST UNTIL I GET HIM TO THE MEDICAL WING?”
“Okay… OWOWOWOWOW!!!”
Omicron cringed, and then began running as fast as he could. He decided against augmenting his leg circuits, considering his current state.

Meanwhile…

“Foo.”
Acid looked around, trying to think of a way to get them up. His eyes landed on a large crate, and he got one. He began climbing quickly up the rope.

“Back so soon?”
“They’re both unconscious. They’re still alive, though. I need to get them back up here. Do you think you could toss the hook down there and tie the rope end up here? I’ve got an idea.” Acid said. Blaze obeyed.
“Okay, if I pull twice, start pulling. If I yank, stop pulling.

Acid jumped off at the end of the rope. He found the crate, and punched a hole in the bottom. He stuck the hook through the hole, then pried the boards back over the hole. He tugged twice on the rope.
The rope started going up. The box appeared to hold, and stayed upright. Acid yanked the rope, and it stopped. He pulled it back down to a satisfactory height. He then went over to the two unconscious figures. He picked up Fawriel, then walked over to the crate and put him in. He walked back over, and was about to pick up Phoenix Wing, when suddenly he heard someone say something.
“OWOWOWOWOW!!!”
Acid looked around.
“Who’s there?”
“Oh, Fitzwick. OWTCH!!!”
Acid began walking towards where the sound was coming from. He only remembered two of the people in his group falling, and if he were correct, this would be one of the enemies.
“Oh, sh- wait, there could be kids reading this, couldn’t there? Umm… Shoot!”
Acid instinctively pulled the trigger on his gun. The blast showed the reclined figure of Jiaike, trying to squirm over to the exit.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOWTCH!!!!”
“Hello, TRAITOR!”
“NO! PLEASE!!! DON’T KILL ME!”
“Foo.”
“What?”
“I’m out of ammo.”
“Boy have we seen THAT gag a lot.”
Omicron took that moment to burst into the room. He saw Acid and Jiaike, and launched himself at Acid.
FWOOMP.
“That wasn’t the sound I expected to hear.”
“I DIDN’T EXPECT IT EITHER. MAYBE I NEED MORE REPAIRS.”
Omicron picked up Jiaike.
“WELL, CATCH YOU LATER. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. BYE!”
Omicron rushed out of the room. Acid blinked. He then shook his head, and returned to the task that he was supposed to be doing. When Phoenix Wing was in the crate with Fawriel, he tugged twice on the rope. The crate went up. After a while, it came back down, empty. Acid climbed in, and tugged twice on the rope again. The crate went up.

After a while, they had gotten back into their ship and set Omicron’s ship to self-destruct. As they watched the explosion, they saw a rather interestingly shaped piece of shrapnel fly off seemingly without rotating. They shrugged it off, dismissing it as a strange piece of shrapnel. They settled back down, and waited to get back to Carrotus.

A few days Later, at the end of the week…

*BOOM!!!*
“AUUUGHHH!!!”
Things had pretty much settled back to normal. Phoenix wing and Fawriel had healed, and everyone had settled down a bit. They had forgotten about one important thing, and were about to be reminded.

Acid walked back into his office. NOBODY was there.
“Oh, um, hi, didn’t know you were visiting!” said Acid.
“You probably didn’t. I drop in whenever I want to. Now, to the point. I have been thinking, and decided 4 months is too generous. After all, you only need to get a human. I have decided to shorten the time limit. You now have 4 weeks.”
After giving his information, NOBODY disappeared. Acid blinked, and then ran to tell the rest of his past crew what NOBODY had said.



I know I told you I had the cold and strep throat and toe operation, but I knew I had to do another chapter. Here it is.

Piccolo complained enough to me over MSN that I got majorly ticked off and decided to leave everyone in the story. Happy now?

I will still try to get the other people doing stuff, so that they don't feel really left out at the end of the story or anything.

hehe... Fitzwick!!!

Originally posted by acid

“Oh, sh- wait, there could be kids reading this, couldn’t there? Umm… Shoot!”


“NOOOOOOOOOOOWTCH!!!!”
“Hello, TRAITOR!”
“NO! PLEASE!!! DON’T KILL ME!”
“Foo.”
“What?”
“I’m out of ammo.”
“Boy have we seen THAT gag a lot.”

Mehehee,a lyrical genius as always!

originally posted by acid
Piccolo complained enough to me over MSN that I got majorly ticked off and decided to leave everyone in the story. Happy now?

ROFL,but looks like you,Pho,Enig,Trafton,Skulgah and Franky aren't the only geniuses here! *wink*

Yeah!
Im Back!

One of the things I think I should tell you...

That "strange piece of shrapnel" is an escape pod with the enemies. Bad guys in my stories don't know when to quit.

Sorry I've slacked off a little, getting too worked up with school, ideas for other stories, games, other stuff, etc.

FITZWICK!!!

Originally posted by acid
Sorry I've slacked off a little...ideas for other stories etc.

Ohhh, other stories, hope they are as good as this one, but finish this one first please.

Yesh, don't pull a me and go working on two or three stories at one time... I'm not sure why I did in the first place...

my head is too full of ideas... :6

*BOOM!!!*
“AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Acid had been trying to build an interdimensional transport thingymabobber ever since NOBODY had visited. At least that’s what he currently calls it. It wasn’t working. He had been able to make it, but when he tested it, it exploded. The test room no longer has a floor, just a sea of shrapnel.
“THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!! I GIVE UP!!!”
Minor note: this IS Acid, not Omicron.
Acid stormed out of the test room, a look of pure rage fixed on his face. Some people might say he looked homicidal.
“Hey, Acid, did the test run go-” Electrik’s words were cut short when he realized the big mistake he had made.
“The test run? Oh, it went FINE!!! JUST FINE!!!” Acid walked across the lounge, stiff with anger. He was so mad that he didn’t notice every single rabbit in the room was looking at him.
“Um, Acid?” Said one of the rabbits in the room.
“WHAT?!?”
“What happened to your right ear? Did you get plastic surgery or someth-Ishouldn’thavesaidthat.”
Acid had put his hand up to his right ear, and a piece of shrapnel drifted down to the floor.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH HHHHH!!!”
Acid stormed out of the room, slamming the door so hard it swung open again, made a big dent in the wall, and closed itself.

“Que passa?”
“GO AWAY.”
“About the stone I gave you-“
“I SAID GO AWAY!”
“I think I might be able to fix your interdimensional transport thingymabobber-“
“WHAT PART OF GO AWAY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?”
“Okay, okay, jeez, I was just trying to help…”

Acid awoke the next morning, and plodded over to the lounge. He pressed the button on what he thought was his coffee maker.
A humming noise started up. A blue light flowed from the contraption. Acid’s eyes snapped open.
He was looking at a boxlike thing that was humming and giving off blue light. The red gem Batty Buddy gave him was in a small slot in the top.
He looked around, and saw Batty Buddy, smiling and looking at him.
“What is this?” Acid asked.
“Oh, an idea I got for interdimensional transport. I think you’ll like it. It’s a little clunky, however, here, let me turn that-“
There was a lound BANG, a flash of bright blue, and then everything went black.

“Hmmfurmghfnufmr?” Acid asked. He suddenly looked up, eyes open. He was in a strange place, unlike anything he’d seen before. “Is this Earth?”
As if in answer to his question, a figure popped out of a nearby pipe, and started hopping on strange turtle like things while music started playing.
“Oh, boy,” said Acid, “How did I get into Mario?”
There was another blue light, and everything went black again.

“Mhfrungnmfnt?” Asked Acid. It was the same strange feeling, except he was back in the lounge.
“I had to pull you back. I don’t have any setting to where it goes yet, but soon I’ll get the quirks out,” Batty Buddy was saying.
“How did I get into Mario?” Asked Acid, rephrasing his question.
“This is a game transporter. It links into the electronics dimension group, and can jump into any game dimension. I’m thinking if we could make a jump into the Jazz Jackrabbit dimension-“
“Aren’t we already there?”
“The GAME. Anyways, if we could do that, we might be able to hop right out of the game, and into the Earth dimension.
“Sounds good!” Said Acid. “Do you think I could help you? I have some skills with electronics…”
“Of course! Why wouldn’t I let you help? You’re a genius when it comes to making stuff like this!”

Yay, made the 11th chapter! I also decided to get Batty Buddy in it again, too!

NiCe!

Keep it going.

And I am glad that the focus has turned to me!

Please use a bunch of paradoxes with me!

OK?

ThanX!
`N0

Very neat!^.^

Keep going on!

Nice last chapter, but, no more excuses, write some more please. This is awsometacular!

By request of 4I Falcon, I am changing Omicron Hellgod's name to Omicron Hellbot. You might see why later.

Yay! Someone got my name right! * repeatedly kicks everyone who called me 41 Falcon*

Anyway, thx for the name change. As of yet, Acid only knows why, but if you want to know, then pm me.

Then again, I prolly still won't tell you. Go read Enter: Jack Flash; I'm sure the reason will eventually pop up.

GRT STORIE DOOODZR

IIf' dI bceo utlhde whraiptpei eas ts tgouryy oans tghoeo dp laasn etth,i sy iosnse!,

I won't be able to continue the story for a while.

Why?

I lost microsoft word during the reinstallation of W2000 somehow. And Microsoft Word's the only half decent word processing program I know of.

O_O

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

haven't we gone through this already?

*KABOOM!!!*
“…”
“Eh, that’s supposed to happen, right Batty Buddy?”
“Interesting dimension warping machine.”
“Looks more like Acid’s coffee maker to me.”
“HEY! It worked the first time!”

The ‘crew’ was inspecting the remains of Batty Buddy’s machine. Something had gone wrong between when Acid had gone to Mario, and 10 minutes later when he had gathered everybody.
“Hold on, I’ll fix it…” mumbled Batty Buddy. He reached into his backpack, and pulled out a monkey. He had intended to pull out a monkey wrench, but his backpack had misinterpreted.
“Ook?”
Batty Buddy looked sternly at his backpack, then tried again. Unfortunately, he wasn’t having much luck with his backpack today…

“Ook?”
“Hey! Don’t touch tha-“
*CRACK!*
*Fizzle*
*Zap!!!*

“Ook?” The monkey scratched his head. This was probably the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game dimension, but he wasn’t sure if he had hit the defragmentator or the dimension interfuser. The others sat up, mumbling nonsense, like Acid had done first.
“Where are we?” Asked Electrik.
The monkey then noticed he was still carrying the cross-dimensional radio controller for the dimension traveler. He delightedly pressed the “interlace” button, then the “jump” button.

*BOOOOM!!!*
*fizz*
The boy in the room looked down, surprised. His monitor had just exploded, and 1 bat, 1 monkey, 1 weasel, 1 cat, and 4 rabbits had landed on the floor in front of him. They were all unconscious, so the boy decided to get a better look. The bat was wearing a backpack, and sunglasses. The monkey was holding a remote control thing. The rabbits had assorted weaponry, and weren’t just your everyday colors. One was teal, and one was even blue with electricity crackling all over it! The weasel was green. The teal rabbit had a big red bazooka. The boy bent down to read the inscription on the side.
“RaCO?” He reached towards the trigger.
“YAAAAAHHHH!!!!” Yelled Acid, clutching his weapon protectively and as far away as possible from the boy. “Don’t you dare!!! This thing’s loaded and dangerous! One shot could vaporize this house and demolish at least this neighborhood!”
The boy blinked.
The yell had woken up the rest of the animals, and they now sat looking at the boy.

Electrik, who always liked things simple, said “Okay, here’s our human. Now let’s get back to NOBODY so that we can forget this whole thing.”

Of course, as everything is, it wasn’t as simple as that.

First, they needed a new monitor to make the jump back into the game dimension. Also, now that the boy knew what was going on, he had started to rebel against the whole thing. Also, they needed to be able to make the transaction without being noticed.

Murphy’s law. You never can ignore it.



w00t! 12th chapter!

All praise the mighty microsoft word! Ahhhhmmm... Ahhhhmmm...

yes, my dad reinstalled MSWord. w00t.

I've done my part, now 4I Falcon and Unknown Rabbit, write your next chapters!

W007!

(Hey,you forgot I have blue hair!)


Love it!^_^

I'm workin' on it! JEEZ!

BTW, the second chapter of SoT is done. Acid has a cameo. Go myself.

*recalls SpazQuest*
>GO DOOR
The door didn't do anything worth praise.

EDIT: I've been hearing so many complaints from the other people in the war tavern about I'm not giving enough information about what is going on that I'm going to rewrite the last chapter. I just don't want to leave everybody unhappy, especially with the ending.

BTW, Coppertop, I'm sorry I can't fit you in, because this is the last chapter, but I can probably include you in my next story.

Erm,worst part?

Dunno?

Hate ends!

Whatevah,you COULD have cleared stuff up more...

Anyways,I'm in the next story,too! *maniacal laugh*

now it's time to write an epilogue the size of the rest of the story so that maybe the readers wouldn't be so completely left out as to WHAT THE FARGUS IS GOING ON HERE?!

Sorry, I'm totally out of inspiration-I'm using it on my next story. Also, you won't be seeing me until this friday, I'm going to Walker Creek for that 6th grade outdoor ed, where I stay in the mountains for 4 nights. It's like a very long field trip you'd say, or a very short summer camp. Bleh. This is for real, not one of those problems I say the story will be delayed and I find a solution to the problem three seconds later.

You're implying that I thought the problem would only last three seconds.

I'm serious. I thought I would have had to resort to writing my story on my Palm's Memo Pad, which only holds 5000 characters per memo. That takes a foogin' long time to do, as I have to write the story down on the Memo Pad, then rewrite it in Word. Then, of course, there's the copy-and-paste to the JCF, but that takes all of five minutes. But, anyway, the Documents To Go problem was fixed relatively easily (thank you reinstall! n_n), I finished Chapter 12 (13? what chapter am I on again? o_O), and am almost done Chapter 3 of System of Turbulence.

Anyway again.

Good luck on that loooong field trip of yours, acid. See ya soon.

YARR AND STUFF IS BECAUSE-FUL! :B

If you're still up to taking joiners, I'll be a minion. Never been a bad guy before.
Oh, and did I mention that the story is Ruxor?
I'll just give you my prof wether you use it or not ... saves time.


Name: Coppertop

Nickname: Copper

Appearance: Tall and slim with gray fur and waist long, wavy black hair held back by a silky copper scarf(ribbon). Usually in one braid. Deep green eyes. I have my sword on my left hip and my blaster low on my right thigh. I wear calf high, scuffed black boots, black pants and a dull green, long sleeved shirt with a black vest. Sometimes I wear a hooded black cloak.

Personality: Suspicious and distrustful. Most likely to give you the cold shoulder. Doesn’t make friends that easily but keeps the ones I do have for life. I am loyal and picky about who I work for. I have a musical accent and I love a good argument. (Usually winning) I have a dry sense of humor. If I am insulted I become dangerous, usually killing the insulter. However, I won’t kill innocents.



Age: Looks to be about 27, 29

Weapons: A sleek, high powered navy and white blaster and my sword Shale which has a mirrored, unbreakable blade and a three quarter blood channel. The hilt is black and in the shape of a flying dragon the wings (razor edged in the front) forming the crosshilt and the tail twining around the hand grip. In the pommel is a faceted dark green jewel that matches my eyes. If I touch this gem I can become invisible for a couple of hours. It also gives limited healing and can give light.

Special items: A crystal key on a fine silver chain that can open any lock. This is optional.

Profession: Mercenary

Motto: Give no mercy (don't use this too much)

Ship: My modified Darkspray Assassin 216. The Assassin is black and largish with a small bay. It’s armed with torpedoes, heat seekers in limited supplies. Laser cannons and ion turrets. She’s fast and powerful. He alias is Ghryheli 78. Sometimes I have a gunner and copilot, Claw. (read about him in Conquests)

Sign: Two vertical black bars across a white horizontal bar on silver.

Other: Nightshade the Assassin is my cousin, and she and my seeress grandmother Skiye are my only living relatives.

Originally posted by Nightshade
Never been a bad guy before.

I remember when I said that, so long ago. *gets all maudlin*

Anyway. Carry on. *provides a round of drinks for the anticipating listeners and for the dry-throated story-teller*

See above for updates. I deleted chapter 13.

I claim 5th page, but I'll give it to you if you're nice

How neat!

Now gimme some giant end battle with tonsa special effects and dead people![evil laugh]MUAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...[/evillaugh] *hack cough wheeze* XD

Erm,nevermind!^^;