Northward.

Pageclaim, in the name of... STUFF.

FIFTY PAGES. *awards Canti3000 a medal with the number "50/1961" written in block lettering*

Uh, yay.

*yawns waiting for Dev*

*follows suit*

Now wasn't that just the cutest puzzle ever.

I solved all of it without your help.

Not like it was that hard.

BE QUIET!!!!!!1111111

Northwards.

*run back a lot and pull the FRIGGIN mysterious lever GOD(-)!*

@Emperor: THEY PULLED THE GOD (-)ED LEVER

We passed through the second gate to the North. As we aimlessly wandered through the frigid cold to who-knows-where, Araches finally asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Where the hell are we going?" she asked suddenly.
"I think we're heading towards the North Pole," L33tz4n replied.
"Let's go to Santa's Workshop!" Uberbob suggested. Everyone fell silent once more.
We eventually came to another wall stretching to either side of the forest, only this one had a door in the middle which was clearly open. "Adventure awaits us!" Uberbob said as he started to enter.
"Shouldn't someone go back for the Archmage?" Shuriken asked. Everyone looked at me and stared. I sighed, then spent several hours walking back to the first gate by myself, then finally returned with Fooruman.
Outside the wall was a large sign, newer than the one we had seen on the Canadian border. It read: "Entrance to the Polar Dervish: BEWARE OF RABID HYENA ROBOTS!" I didn't like the looks of this. Uberbob, however, did, and boldly walked inside.

Wait and see what happens to Uberbob.

We all stood outside the entrance to the "Polar Dervish." Uberbob eventually came back out again with a sad look on his face. "The name is very misleading. I didn't see a single dancer in the whole place."
"What's in there?" Shuri asked.
"Walls," Uberbob replied. "And doors. Lots of them."
"Another maze?" Araches asked. "Wow. How unoriginal."
Indeed, I thought, how unoriginal, though perhaps this Polar Dervish was more interesting and fun than the Romero Challenge. Perhaps it was harder and longer and would take several days to get through. Perhaps some greater being was trying to stall us. Or maybe mazes were the next big thing; I wasn't really sure.

Go N!

Enter the maze. (Go north)

My comrades and I went N! Upon stepping through the door in the wall we were immediately faced with yet another wall. Actually, we were standing in a very long hallway, stretching to the East and West. The walls were made of stone, and were about twenty feet high. As I looked around I was suddenly startled by an evil, mechanical, binary laugh composed of strategically-uttered 1's and 0's. It seemed to be coming from the other side of the wall.
"Never fear!" said Uberbob as he whipped out his trusty shotgun. "When trouble's around, you know the drill. You find, I pwn, we party!"
"There's no ammo in that thing," Araches pointed out.
"Yeah," Uberbob admitted, "but its still awesome."

Once again, a MAP!!!!!!!!1

Map for Polar Dervish (C) UNKNOWNFILE, 2005
dapete10@sympatico.ca

Feel free to mod.

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oh yes, and go east

No, don't go E yet. Ask Uberbob where he has been and where all the doors are.

"Where did you go?" I asked Uberbob.
"Just around," he replied. "I wasn't really paying attention."
On that note we decided to go East. The path eventually came to an end, with a door leading Northward in the side wall.

N!!

We decided to go N!! We arrived in another hallway, moving off to the East and West. The snowfall was too thick to see very far in either direction.

Head East

Agreed.

Use the good old maze-trick and go through the whole maze by always walking along the wall to your right!
...of course, it's unlikely that this will work here. ;o

Yes, it will always get you out if all the walls are connected together. But it doesn't take into account rabid hyena robots.

Heading East, we came to another dead end with a door leading North. The sound of binary laughter bounced off of the walls and surrounded us. We had yet to see any rabid hyena robots, but no doubt there were plenty of them here. I was starting to miss the rabid cyborg zombies.

Go N!

Hmmm. I'm starting to think this isn't a NORMAL maze. It's more like one of those MAGICAL mazes that has that one correct series of paths you have to take to get out.

But that's just me.

Map correct at time of posting.

If nothing else, you've at least gotten better at drawing these things out. XD

Passing North through the door we found ourselves in yet another hall. The horrible synthetic cackling was now louder than ever.

West

Ah, those *s aren't properly aligned with each other, Boggy...

Yes, go W. The probabilities make sense.

Since I can't get the 2000th post, post 1993 is OK.

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Ah, those *s aren't properly aligned with each other, Boggy...

Huh? They look aligned to me. Yes, they're not centred vertically, but I doubt that'll be a problem.

Anyway, new map:

Go east.

It's two against one.

West.

k fine west

Fine, you can have the 2000th post as long as I can have the 1999th and 2001st.

2000 =D