Summon Water Elemental
Attack with the LSOD
claim page
attack with flying page attack

Unknown posted first. But I'll follow Xion's directions, they were better.

Oberbob attacks with LSOD and page
> Merman Sporkwielder gains 10 HP
L33tz4n summons Water Elemental
Water Elemental attacks
> Merman Battle Mage takes 30 damage
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortune on Uberbob
> Uberbob accidently walks under thirteen ladders, breaks a mirror and sees a black cat! No, they all dissapear afterwards.
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortube on Merman Sporkwielder
> Merman sporkwielder has found a golden horseshoe with seven leprachauns trapped inside it!
Merman Sporkwielder defends
> Uberbob takes 20 damage
Bob the Fish attacks
> L33tz4n dodges

Water Elemental: Attack Battle Mage.
L33tz4n: Take massage from Sporkwielder.
Uberbob: Catch Bob the Fish in LSOD.

Uberbob attack with LSOD
L33tz4n summon another Water Elemental
Water Elemental attack with page

Misfortune takes effect on Uberbob
> Uberbob has spilled the Chaos Oil on the Chaos Cord!
Water Elemental attacks
> Battle Mage loses 30 HP
> Battle Mage is dead!
Uberbob swings LSOD at Bob the Fish
> Bob the Fish dodges
L33tz4n takes Massage from Sporkwielder
> Sporkwielder has imploded!
Bob the Fish self-destructs!
> Bob the Dish has been obliterated!
> Golden Horseshoe has been obliterated!
> All the Leprachauns have been obliterated!
> Dead Battle Mage has been obliterated!
> Sporkwielderpieces have been obliterated!
> Xion appears, and is obliterated!
> Uberbob takes 30 damage
> L33tz4n takes 30 damage

You have won the combat... sort of!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Emptey Can
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity

check ground for prizes

You have found dirt!

cool.

Keep it seperate from thirdnote and follow my plan.

Two problems: The Chaos Cord is gone, and the Scraptstrudel can not be modified. Haha, life is mean.

Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?

Examine Chaos Coil.
Check Health of Uberbob.
Check Health of L33tz4n.

not modified...manipulated. Different.

Anyways...Save now.

Try throwing the dirt in the mermen's eyes and jack their rifle

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?

If it made sense all the time, would it still be a Chaos Item? The Chaos Oil can is empty, now part of the Chaos Coil. The Chaos Coil is like a super-solidified spring.

Game saved.

Throwing dirt could be a good idea, except there's too many Merpeople to all blind and if you got close enough to throw dirt they'd blast your head open.

Invinitory check.

Check health of: Uberbob, L33tz4n, Water Elemental.

Go up to Chaos Ward.
Put back in Chaos Coil.
Point Chaos Coil away from Chaos Ward.
Deattach Uberbob to Chaos Coil.
Pull Chaos Coil forwards.
Hold on tighter.

Water Elemental was dispelled at the end of combat. Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward =D

Uberbob HP: 1
L33tz4n HP: 1
=D =D =D

You just had to do an autosave while we were at 1 hp didn't you.

Originally Posted by Radium

Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward

Nothing like a little fun.

Suck on sea lemon.

Uberbob sucks on the Sea Lemon. Uberbob has 2 HP!

Hmmm... the Chaos Coil seems to be able to move heavy weights, possibly because it shouldn't be able to.

Use (including all the opposite commands and stuff) Chaos Coil on Big Stone Block in front of the Temple of the Gerbil.

You try to move the stone, but it turns out to be nailed, taped, cemented, glued, and tied to the ground.


There was a hint about eight posts back.

Force Chaos Grape further into throat.
Return Chaos Grape to inventory.
Try breathing.

You are choking on saltwater. D=

Post time limit?

Well, you breathed in, so I'll give you two posts.

Don't choke on Chaos Grape.

You choke on the Chaos Grape and can breathe again.

...Who knows healing spells? Faw?

Check: all allies.
--Healing spells

Only Faw.

Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n surface and rejoin party with faw.

Have faw heal both of them to full health or untill faw's magic runs out.

Submerge back into the water.
SAVE
Go to the Ward.
Surface.
Swim about 20ft straight foreward.
Dive back down


Theoretically, the ward will not affect the chaos grape if we go far enough out.

That little problem comes up once again: The Chaos Cord was your method of surfacing. You could tie weights to Faw and throw him down to Uberbob, but he'd probably die.

Then go through with the plan!

Er... what?

you could use the chaos coil to surface.
save.
controll all party:
go to Pandora island


try using the car and bookmark to crush lock
(put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it in front of it
use car to crush lock, like remove the chaos coil from the front of the car ( likely it is going to be stuck on the front bumper )
place the lock and bookmark in front of the spring. let Araches drive in full reverse the spring should move the car forwards as you try to go backwards and will crush the lock with the force of a 256 cylinder engine at full throttle. (dont forger to try and not chrush the lock so it willl add extra precision on crushing)

But wouldn't the force of impact will merely oppose itself... remember earlier the Chaos Cord had to be pulled forwards and then held tighter... why wouldn't the box just go flying off, anyway?
Also, I don't really think your idea of the spring sending the car forwards if it's attached to the front while the car is going backwards would work. The other way around I can see, but it just doesn't make enough sense.


...I shouldn't be thinking at this hour. It doesn't work right.

The Chaos Coil can't be used to reach long distances, it can only stretch about a foot. There is a reason for it's existance, though.

Point the chaos coil upwards, and try to spread it apart. Theoretically it will slingshot us up to the surface.

Watch it, okay guys? Keep this nice. Especially you Xion.

Originally Posted by Radium

Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment

And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell?

Originally Posted by Xion

And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell?

Long distance heal is only possible by combining healing magic with some other form. And the Coil will not stretch far enough to have the negative energy to shoot you to the surface. Misfortune is a powerful non-elemental spell, takes quite a while to wear off.

I agree with Ducky.