(not TOTALLY off-topic): Radium seems to have passed away...

Originally Posted by Radium

By the way, it could be another day or three before I can reply. Crazy busy week, nearing finals and all.

Go north

Ask leetzan to use whip to move selection of crystals south.

If attacked by spires, STOP!

ask Araches to rest. if she refuses, kiss her!

Originally Posted by Puffie40

If attacked by spires, STOP!

Once apon a time, there was a person called Radium who EXPLICITLY STATED NO IF THEN ELSE COMMANDS in his story.

And here is your reward. *throws fork*

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Once apon a time, there was a person called Radium who EXPLICITLY STATED NO IF THEN ELSE COMMANDS in his story.

It's not an if-then, it's more of a limit. It's akin to saying "turn bottlecap until it opens", or "Touch stove. If it's hot, stop touching it."

... finals end Friday =D

Rumor has it that l33tz4n actually loves Araches... @_@

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Rumor has it that l33tz4n actually loves Araches... @_@

hahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHA no.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Rumor has it that l33tz4n actually loves Araches... @_@

If it wasn't finals week I'd so draw something to add to the conspiracy.

Where are you, Dev?

I'll be back in two or three days D=

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Where are you, Dev?

I'm trapped in the darkest darks of the deepest depthes of the dungeoniest... I mean, Rad won't let me DM because he's keeping the solution to his evil puzzle a "SECRT."

And you guys use to complain when I didn't update for an hour. =b

Originally Posted by Dev

And you guys use to complain when I didn't update for an hour. =b

It's because they love me.

Use the telekinesis as soon as we're near another pyramid thing. I'm too lazy to even read the thread right now.

Originally Posted by Radium

It's because they love me.

I don't. Dev is much more pwnage than you will ever be.

WHOA! That came unexpected...

FULL HOUSE MOMENT!

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

I don't. Dev is much more pwnage than you will ever be.

Coming from the guy who got (-) off over a forking arguement with him? k.

edit: why is pizzed off censored? its not even used as a flame at anyone (unless you find someone saying "you (-) me off" or "I'm (-) off at you right now" as being a flame). word filter is weird.

It's censored because the admins are post-controlling commies who censor anything that goes against their right-wing beliefs. Ignore the censorship.

And forks own but not as much as antifreeze. ;D

...well, the word is vulgar..
And communism is left-wing...
And so are most of our admins...

It's censored for the same reason that shi(f)t is censored.
Try saying something like "you urinate me off."

We're only trying to enhance your vocabularies.

ULTIMATE LOL! (now back on-topic)

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

It's censored because the admins are post-controlling commies who censor anything that goes against their right-wing beliefs.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Back kids! =D

"Leetzan, use the whip to pull the crystal to us," I ordered.
She stared at the crystal in the other room for a minute, then looked back at me. "How?" she asked.
"Do the Indiana Jones thing."
The serpent halfheartedly swung the whip at the crystal, knocking it back a bit. She thought a moment, slithered out into the room, tied the end of the whip around the crystal, and came back. "Not quite Indiana Jones, but the same general idea," she said, giving the whip a tug. The crystal skittered swiftly towards the door.
As the crytal began to leave the room, I suddenly felt a warm, pleasant feeling. It quickly changed to a less pleasant feeling a I noticed I was feeling my own blood coming from several places, probably due to a crystaline spike that had shot itself through the length of my body. I tried to think of something to do, but there wasn't much I could do. Leetzan, panicing, threw the crystal back to the center of the room. The spike retracted into the ceiling, and I collapsed on the ground.
I struggled to get up, holding a hand over my wounds. The spike had shot itself through the top of my ribcage, which isn't usually a good thing. A puddle of blood expanded outward from where I lay, as Fawriel rushed forward to try and help me. I could briefly feel my irregular, dying pulse through my body. Then it stopped. He rolled me over, frantically trying to get the first aid kit open in time while yelling something angrily at Leetzan. I couldn't tell what; my ears had since stopped working. I could do nothing but watch the blood covered, icy floor fade away as darkness slowly crawled over my vision.

________________________


Dev will pick up from Birdclaw mansion momentarily.

...this puzzle officially makes no sense.

"Faw needs to eat more fiber," Uberbob said to no one in particular as we waited for the green ferret or whatever he was to come back. I leaned against the wall, just to the side of the circular passageway in the floor that L33tz4n had just opened. Looking down it I saw a ladder leading into a dark, dank tunnel several feet below.
At long last, Fawriel returned. "Had to go that bad, huh?" Uberbob inquired.
"Had to save," Fawriel replied angrily.
"There's no shame in having bowel irrugularities, Faw," Uberbob said in a strangely sincere tone. This whole stupid conversation seemed oddly familiar to me. Uberbob spat out some more phrases from laxitive ad campaignes, until Fawriel shoved past him and went down the ladder in front of me. Uberbob shrugged, winked at Araches for some reason, then followed behind Faw.
Araches glanced over at me and smiled. "Ladies first, hon."
To the East was the large hole in the wall that Fawriel and L33tz4n had knocked open during their battle the previous night. It led into the hallway. The room I was in was a secret room the Birdclaw Brothers had used to activate locks and traps set throughout the mansion, which were controlled by a computer disguised as a painting. L33tz4n had used it to disarm the traps and open a passage that allegedly led to some other part of the mansion we couldn't reach before, so I guess that's where we were going.

Well, lets head there.

And bad Rad, for forgetting the Acupuncturist.

Specification is your friend.

I climbed down the narrow passageway and into the dark, wet tunnel below. The floor, walls and ceiling of the tunnel were made of stone blocks crudely fitted together. Judging from the climb, I had gone down beyond the ground floor of the mansion, and was now standing underground. The tunnel led Westward, though I couldn't see just how far due to the darkness. Uberbob and Fawriel were nowhere to be seen.
L33tz4n and Araches came down the ladder after me. "Where's Uberbob?" L33tz4n asked as she leapt from the bottom rung and landed with a splash in a puddle of who-knows-what.
"He and Faw must've gone ahead," I replied. "Or died. Whichever."
"It's awfully dark down here," Araches pointed out. "I can't even make out your hotness in this light."
Normally I would have threateningly pointed my katana at Araches, but if it was too dark for her to make out my hotness then it was probably too dark for her to make out a blade pointed at her neck. As I pondered this, the unmistakable sound of an old man and his canoe plummetting down a narrow passageway while hitting ever rung of a ladder along the way reached my ears. I could only assume it was the archmage.
"By the might of FOO!" he exclaimed, getting to his feet and situating himself back in his canoe. "Note to self: teach the FooCanoe how to have legs. Preferably the kind that can climb down things."

Go west, up the ladder, north, and north again. Ask man there to warp you to Blackraptor's lair.

*is offended by UF's sig banner*

My companions and I traveled West through the cavern. At some point I bumped into something soft and fuzzy, which said, "Ow, that hurt, but I felt breasts touching me so I'll let it go this time." No doubt it was Uberbob. An exasperated sigh from nearby alerted me to Fawriel being present as well.
"There's another ladder here," Uberbob explained. "It goes up. The other one went down. Feng Shui is lost." I considered explaining how a ladder can go up or down, depending on which end you find yourself on, but I didn't want to imply that I was tolerating his idiocy. Instead I shoved him to the side, felt around until I found the ladder, then climbed up. I could hear the others following suit behind me.
I reached the top of the climb and pulled myself out of yet another hole in the ground. As I surveryed my surroundings, I seemed to be standing in a large kitchen, filled with ovens, sinks, and various other cooking crap. After poking around a spice rack for a few seconds I turned to see that my companions had all climbed out of the passage as well, including Fooruman and his canoe.
"How did you climb up the ladder?" I asked the old man, genuinely amazed.
"Ah, my good man," the senile fool began, "I have studied under the greatest ladder climbers of the ages, some of which were already dead before I was even born. Through rigorous training and developement of my mad foo-wizard skillz, I-"
"Nevermind," I interrupted. Ignoring whatever anyone else had to say on the matter, I opened the door in the kitchen leading North. No sooner had I turned the knob when an icy chill nipped at my skin. The door lead back outside, into the bitter cold of the polar terrain. My current lightweight outfit, though excellent for swordfighting, offered very little protection against the harsh elements awaiting me outside. Most of my companions were equally lacking in terms of clothing, yet somehow no one ever seemed to lose a toe or anything while trecking through the snow. I guess we were lucky or something.
I took a deep breath, then went outside and began the journey Northward, for no reason whatsoever. The others followed, for lack of anything better to do. After a few hours of mindless wandering we came to a large, candy-striped pole with a very friendly-looking man standing beside it. A little too friendly if you ask me, and somehow very familiar.
"Hi!" he exclaimed. "I'm DEN-"
"Cut the crap," I declared. "Send us to Blackraptor's Lair."
"Erm... okay!" the man replied. "But first you have to give me a reason to smi-"
"Now!" I shouted. "Or else!"
The strange man glanced at me, then at my katana. After a brief period of silence, he reached into his pocket and threw out a sparkling rainbow that stretched across the sky. "Good luck!" he called out, waving. "And remember, any place can be a wonderful place, as long as you have-" Before he could finish I leapt into the rainbow, and began my very stupid and gay-looking warping sequence to the entrance of the Dreadlord's domain...

And now wait for Radium to return. *dances*

Originally Posted by Dev

*is offended by UF's sig banner*

Then do not draw humanoid animals.

Pageclaim in the name of Outpimp.com

We all landed exactly as we had been standing. We were in a dark, stone tunnel of sorts. A metal, handleless door was to our south and the tunnel faded into darkness to our noth. Something about this all felt oddly familiar.
"G'-"
"Cut the crap, Fox," I called into the darkness. The merchant, clad in his usual trenchcoat and holding a roll of papers, stepped forward looking somewhat offended, scowling, then striking a dramatic merchant-esque pose again.
"Shuri, are you okay?" Faw asked, "you seem... meaner. And you're doing weird things."
"Yeah," Uberbob added, "It's like you're PMSing and having visions of the future at the same time."
"That happened to me once," Fooruman commented. An awkward silence followed. "It was a long time ago, though," he added as if to clear something up. Everyone, even Uberbob, looked completely perplexed by this statement.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Then do not draw humanoid animals.

Pageclaim in the name of Outpimp.com

Jazz is a humanoid animal. Do you hate Jazz?

Guys, keep the Unknownfile flaming to every other thread on the JCF and out of here before Copper or Ducky or someone hits you with a moddingstick.

Head north

Originally Posted by n00b

Jazz is a humanoid animal. Do you hate Jazz?

Technically, since I'm banned from it

anyways i second teh 31337

Before we head north, do we want to trade spells?

Let's roll trade.

Originally Posted by Radium

So, the final decision is:

Lose:
Haste (Shuri)
Poison
Fysics Phailure
Heal (Faw)
Randomtackemanashackle
Bloodlust
Ramming Speed

Gain:
Feat
Biohazard
Disbalance
Defender
Animate Dead
Quantum Squaredance
Custard's Last Stand

?

Do it!

we must keep "heal"

No, we're trading it for Defender, which is basically a Heal upgrade.

Behave, so I don't have to repeat Rad, please. *dusts her ModTwig off* And be nice to Unknownfile. K?