You see:
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-Faw's Domain
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-FortStrato-Snufuss Lair
-Plant forest
-Trading Post
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-Plant forest
-Volcano
-Plant forest
-Caverns
-Plant forest

Move to Party
Move Party to Caverns.
Inspect Caverns

You guide your party to the caverns, only to find the entrance guarded my the hideous Cavern Troll.

"OMG LOL IM TEH CAVERN TROL LOL OMG!!!1111" It speaks in it's native AOL tounge.

You eat a Noberry, and turn invisible.
You try to steal the troll's club.

You eat the noberry and your left arm starts shaking uncontrolably. Still wish to carry out the plan?

Redo plan!
Eat 6 more noberries, so your body starts shaking like an old dryer on high. Then, while the troll is distracted, Arches, l337z4n, and Faw steal the club.

Beat the living pulp out of the Troll and make Troll juice.

Going with Grath, he beat Shibby.

You eat another Noberry. Your eyes start glowing red. You eat another, and you begin seeing flying pink elephants. You eat a third, and you grow a fro. You eat another one, and Can't feel your tounge. You eat another, and everyone's voice sounds like a robot. You eat one more, and though you're not entirely sure what it did, Fawriel suddenly looks quite attractive.

Still wish to carry out the plan?

Have Arches eat a noberry and maybe she'll turn straight. Then ask her to marry you.

You feed Araches a Noberry. She begins to levitate.

Grab onto Araches' foot and fly to New Zealand.

It'd really be smarter not to, as the affects of the first Noberry you ate are already wearing off.

Arches takes control, and, seeing what happened to Uberbob, she tosses about 10 noberries into the troll's mouth.

Without going into detail, I can say the troll has been reduced to a smoldering pulp with exotic flowers growing in it.

Take the Troll pulp and put it in the bag.
And pick the flowers and give them to Araches.

You have obtained Mashed Troll and Flowers. You give the flowers to Araches, though I don't know what that accomplished.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Nojuice
-70 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Hair Growth Formula
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Mashed Troll

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair

What about his club?

You were the only one who mentioned a club.

And 4I Falcon should still check his PMs.

Move: into caves.
Eat: Noberry.

...

Inspect Pandora's Harddrive.

(I can only guess what's on it...about 250 million in files? )

Inspect Traftonberry

Status: Party.

Find: Pretty rock.

You eat a Noberry as you enter the caves, forced pause and wait for the effects to wear off and for your sight to return.

Pandora's Harddirve: This fancy golden harddisk's contents are unknown. Millions of gigs of files are encrypted so heavily that the world's greatest hackers could never open them.

Traftonberry: This green berry about an inch in diameter is very plain looking and flavorless. It has Trafton's face naturally engraved in it's surface.

Party Status:

-Uberbob:
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit, several wooden limbs
Health: 70%
Health Remaining: 70%
Mind: Seemingly random
Strength: 60%
Magic: 0%
Defense: 20%

-Araches:
Gender: Female
Species: Fox
Health: 50%
Health Remaining: 50%
Mind: 80%
Strength: 20%
Magic: 80%
Defense: 30%

-Fawriel:
Gender: Male
Species: Make Faw answer this one.
Health: 80%
Health Remaining: 80%
Mind: 50%
Strength: 70%
Magic: 50%
Defense: 60%

-L33tz4n:
Gender: Female
Species: Minion
Health: 60%
Health Remaining: 60%
Mind: 70%
Strength: 30%
Magic: 90%
Defense: 70%

You find a nice purple and blue speckled rock.

Analyze purple blue speckled rock.

Check: spells: Party.
Search: torch spells.

Purple and Blue speckled rock: A purple rock with blue specks, weighs about as much as two bars of soap, about the size of an apple.

Party Spells:

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon rusty iron bat: Summons a rusty iron baseball bat. Bat is dispelled momentarily.
-Summon butterfy: Summons nature's most useless fighting machine.
-Summon battlebutterfly: Summons nature's second most useless fighting machine.
-Summon the MSN butterfly guy: Summons mankind's most useless sales pitch.
-Summon Water Elemental: Almost useful.

Araches's Spells:
-Stoneskin: Increases defense.
-Bloodlust: Increases attack.
-Haste: Increases speed
-Frenzeh: Reduces defense and intelligence to zero. The total reduced amount is added to speed, and twice that is added to attack.
-TheOsamaEffect: Cast on a friendly or hostile unit with a beard, gives them a double beard.

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Heals an ally.
-Raise: Raises a dead ally, difficult to cast, only can be cast once every very long time.
-Town Gate: Teleport to Domain, Strato, Lair, or the Trading Post.


No torch spells. Blindly wander or find another source of light?

Spells: Fawriel: Town Gate: Information.

(i.e. what happens?)

Example of Town Gate:

Xion: Town Gate, Strato
>You are now in Strato
Xion: Am I dead?
>No.
Xion: Is all my stuff here?
>Yes.
Xion: Am I sane?
>No more than usual.

Town Gate: Trading post

Actually, I was wondering if it was instantaneous or creates a lit portal (like a Telepipe in PSO) to the place.

Originally Posted by Xion

Actually, I was wondering if it was instantaneous or creates a lit portal (like a Telepipe in PSO) to the place.

Instant.

Fawriel casts Town Gate. You are now at the Trading Post.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Nojuice
-69 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Hair Growth Formula
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Mashed Troll

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair

Items for trade:
-87 Traftonberries
-Rubber Tire
-Dollar
-Flashlight
-Flute
-Bottle
-Broken Can Opener (non-functional)
-Eraserless Pencil
-Popcicleless Popsicle Sticks
-Keychain
-Pandora's Can

buy Flashlight.

With?

Buy rubber tire with golden toothbrush.
Buy flashlight with mashed troll.

As a frequent customer reward, the Invisible Trading Post Gremlins present you with Pandora's Shoe.
Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Rubber Tire
-Bag of Nojuice
-69 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Hair Growth Formula
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Flashlight
-Pandora's Shoe

Use Hair Growth Formula on Fawriel.
Offer to trade Fawriel for Illegal MP3 CD and Bag of Popsicles.
Ask Araches what she knows about Noberries.
Trade Traftonberry for 87 Traftonberries.
Trade Duct Tape for Pandora's Can.

wear Pandora's shoe.

Ask if they have Pandora's Ice cream.

You use the Hair-Growth formula on Fawriel (who looks consideribly more like a girl now), but do not know of anyone with a Mp3 CD and Popsicles. You trade the Duct Tape for Pandora's Can. You cannot trade the Traftonberry for 87 Traftonberries. You can not wear Pandora's shoe, because it is so heavily laced. Nobody even knows what's inside it. You do, however, ask Araches what Noberries do. She doesn't know, but has a fairly good idea they produce random results.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Rubber Tire
-Bag of Nojuice
-69 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Flashlight
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Pandora's Can

Trade pandora's can for Duct tape. (you HAVE to have duct tape!)
Trade bag of Nojuice for Pandora's can

Analyze: Pandora's Shoe.
--If Shoe = Equippable
---Then Control: Fawriel
----------Equip: Pandora's Shoe.

Control: Fawriel.
Cast: Town Gate: Snufuss's Lair.
Go: Cavern.
Use: Flashlight
Go: Inside Cavern.

Now THAT'S good thinking, Acid.

Pandora's shoe: This fancy black sneaker with golden trim is unequippable, or unopenable for that matter, due to it's laces being tied far too tight. Nobody can be sure what lies in Pandora's Shoe. Since it can not be equipped, you make Fawriel hold it.

You send Fawriel into the Cavern with the Flashlight. The path ahead splits left, straight and right. Which way would you like to take?

Invintory:
-Flashlight
-Pandora's Shoe

Party:
-Fawriel

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair

Left.

Path splits again, two ways.

Right.