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Chex0r if Trafton is sleeping or awake.

If sleeping, try quietly sneaking through the door past him further into the cave.

If awake, wait.



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Once again, a stationary object named "locked door" impedes your progress.
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just break the thong open

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FORCE L337z4n to work on the laser gun.
While she's doing that, check out the cave of the gerbil.
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You tell L33tz4n to work on the laser. Leaving her by the path to Trafton's cave, you return to the Temple of the Gerbil. The large stone still blocks the doorway.
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hahah...so I'm not the only one with a dirty mind.

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Main History: Past 3 weeks
Plz read thread.

Parties:
Uberbob -> Temple of the Gerbil, Lower Placespot
L33tz4n -> Trafton's Road, Lower Placespot
Araches, Faw, Foo, Shuri -> Pandora's Island

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
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Look at box through crystal. (I am guessing that the box is not stone, so whatever is inside should show.)
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You look into the box. It contains a short curved knife. Yay for noticing the obvious before anyone else!
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!!! THE DAGGER!

But...how/why did it get sealed in a box?

Return to the bookmark (I assume it's still floating) and jump up to the surface. Have the other members attempt to open the box.
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Wrong dagger. It's not like there's only one, ya know =P. This one's curved.

I'll tell you ahead of time that the rest of your party can't help. But retrieving the bookmark was a good idea.
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Go to Chaos ward.

Touch bookmark to the chaos ward.
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You touch the bookmark to the Chaos Ward.
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try to move past the chaos ward now.

And also, for argument's sake, the dagger WAS curved, as shown in this picture you drew yourself.
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Yeah, well... this one's more curved.

You are still unable to pass the ward. You take the bookmark back. L33tz4n returns, taking a break from H4x0r1ng t3h laser.
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analyze lazer
--Look: Any specific marks on it? Writing?
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It has a computer screen with numbers and letters on it. No other writing.
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It has a computer screen with numbers and letters on it. No other writing.
hmm...Kinda like the rifles from "Halo"?

okay. I see.

See if you can hook Xion up to the laser. Maybe he can temper it and make it not only work, period, but to make it also work underwater. Xion's Dark Meteor is a laser shotgun that he has used in waist-deep water.
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Xion's Dark Meteor is a laser shotgun that he has used in waist-deep water.
This is how much I care:

You attach Xion to the lazer and he explodes in a shower of sparks. He was clearly not made for 12v. Oh no, L33tz4n accidently saved the game afterwards, too!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Oven Baked Crispy Xion
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
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Can you chew through the box? Can you cut it open with the dagger from the death avtar(sp?)?
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No. I'm sure a few pages ago you were looking for something that COULDN'T be destroyed.
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hm.

Yeah.

You should have told me the laser was 12v. Xion's shell was built for 8.75v, the natural resonance of D.Xion's body.

Check Xion: LED still blinking? Xion was shocked many many times before, so this shouldn't be too bad, maybe a small loss of photon energy but if we had his origional shell just a moment of standing still would heal that very easily.

Give the laser back to l33tz4n .
Analyze: Wafflepieces
Analyze: KeyInACloak
Analyze: Druid robe: Why isn't L33tz4n wearing this?
Analyze: Siren's Box: Any marks on it?
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Xion's shell was built for 8.75v, the natural resonance of D.Xion's body. *snip* Xion was shocked many many times before, so this shouldn't be too bad, maybe a small loss of photon energy but if we had his origional shell just a moment of standing still would heal that very easily.
Xion suddenly miraculously combusts and turns into a smouldering pile a ashes. :D You give L33tz4n the lazer and promise her pancakes if she fixes it.

The wafflepieces are pieces of a waffle (no syrup, sry). TheKeyInACloak is one of Pandora's Keys wrapped in the Snufuss Skin. L33tz4n is not wearing the druid robe because it's the one you bought. The Siren's box has a picture of something oceany on it but I forget what and don't feel like looking it up.
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Good job, Infinite. You clean off the dagger and put some blood on the avatar. Nothing happens. You return to the statue and notice nothing has changed there either. "Maybe we should just kill you and put you on th3 avatar," L33tz4n suggests. You have a feeling she was joking, but I won't confirm or deny that.
hmm...

Try placing Xion's burnt chip on the altar of death...That was evil.

Control: Xion
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Gradient
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Sharkk
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Dra...

...Ignore that last "control" command.

Control: Upper Party
Analyze: Surroundings
Time Check
Status check
Inventory Check

Control: Lower Party
Analyze: Surroundings
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Not a bad idea... sure, put Xion on the altar of death.

Object that can't be destroyed? Under the right circumstances, the Bookmark of Eternity fits that category, but I don't remember what it was wanted for...

Throw Siren's Box at Temple of Gerbil Stone.
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Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute...

If a lock has no openings in it other than the two holes the loop is in, shouldn't it be unable to be locked and unlocked?
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Control: Xion
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Gradient
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Sharkk
Analyze: Surroundings
Control: Dra...
Xion's ashes disinigrate into nothingness.

The Siren's Box has a lock chained around it, and the lock's hole was filled in. You throw it at the Gerbilstone. It bounces off. Your upper party is on Pandora's Island. Your lower Party is in Lower Placespot. It's about 3 PM. Hello.
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Throughly analyze every object in the lowerplacespot.

Check the ground for random objects.
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Just give in and read what you missed, Xion. I'll list the places of intrest:

-Trafton's cave: A cave with a locked door.
-Temple of the Gerbil: A temple with a large rock in front of it's entrance.
-Statue: A masked statue of a knight between the two Avatars.
-Avatar of Life: Nice looking place for a picnic.
-Avatar of Death: Not a nice looking place for a picnic. Sacrificial knife (chained down) here.
-Merpeople with lasers: Nuff said. Guarding a stone box that's in front of a black-hole like thing.
-Chaos Ward: A simple contraption nobody's figured out how to pass yet.
-Arena: A place that served no real purpouse except for giving one pathetic hint.

There are no random pickuooable objects.
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Refer to the Strategy guide: What hint was given from the Arena?

Analyze the Chaos Ward deeply:
--What is it enchanted with?
--What could it possibly be made of?
--What marks are on the Chaos Ward itself?
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Refer to the Strategy guide: What hint was given from the Arena?
Why should I have to look it up when you're too lazy?

You aren't sure what the Chaos Ward is enchanted with, but you assume it's magic. You aren't sure what it's made of either, but has so far proven indestructable. It has a carving of a flame on it.
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Can you touch the ward itself?
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Yes. You can even reach your arm past it.
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You look around the desered combat arena. You find no interesting items, but an interesting phrase carved into one stone pillar. "Opposites don't attract, they explode."
...Did you plug the negitive charge of Xion into the Negitive charge of the laser?
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Can we physically move the ward itself?
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Xion was simply overloaded. And no, you can't move the Chaos Ward.
 

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