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Oct 15, 2003, 12:54 PM
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Sounds like some kind of enchantment spell..."Rabify"

We had a Rabid Pool, that was inanimate.

Go: Chaos Ward
Analyze: Surroundings
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Did any of the merpeople appear to be rabid?
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The Chaos Ward is surrounded by the usual Lower Placespot dark blue columns and rocks. There were no rabid merpeople.

This is one of those parts of the game with only one sure-fire way out.
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hmm...

So there is a Pantheothon(sp?) around the ward?

Breathe in deep
Push the Chaos Grape deeper into the throat
Don't give L33tz7n the chaos grape
Go past the chaos ward
Analyze area
--if Area = Fish
----Then Catch fish with LSOD.
------if Fish = caught
--------Return to L33tz4n
--------Not obtain the chaos grape
--------Not choke on the chaos grape.
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You take a deep breath and give L33tz4n the Chaos Grape. You still seem unable to pass the ward, so you take the grape back. You're forgetting something here.
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For the sake of experiment, do what Xion said, but remove the Chaos Coil from your personage beforehand.
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You give L33tz4n the Chaos Coil and Chaos Grape. You successfully manage to pass the Chaos Ward. Once on the other side, the path leads to a large crack in the ocean floor. Several clams have made their home here. You try to dislodge one, but it seems to be stuck.

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Oct 16, 2003, 09:22 AM
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Analyze: Clams
Analyze: Rift
Analyze: fish
Catch fish

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The clams are purpleish blue and stuck to the rock. They don't seem to want to come off. The rift is about fifty feet wide and steeply slopes down into the darkness. There are no fish.

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Look down into the rift with the crystal.
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Wait, don't we have the orb now?

So check with the orb.

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You look down with the orb. The ravine exists.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Empty Can
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt


One post. =0

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Quote:
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You look down with the orb. The ravine exists.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat) <---
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Empty Can
-Chaos Coil <---
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt


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O.O We have the grape and the coil? nice.

go back to L33tz4n and (supposedly) get back the grape and not choke on it.
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You can't get past the Chaos Ward due to the Grape and Coil and drown to death.

Just kidding *edits*. You return to L33tz4n and rechoke on the grape.
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Post check: Time untill the magic place opening?
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No idea, too lazy to look. It'll be a long time.
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Return to Rift (yah sure do all that other stuff to get there).
Propose to Rift.
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The rift turns down your offer.

six posts.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
You go to the arena. Though nobody is in sight, a large sign has been pinned into the ground.

Future site of
SCHOLAR SAM'S MAGIC ACADEMY
teaching any magic skill in four posts or less

A stack of catalogs is in a box on the side of the sign.
This is post 2083. It will open 2583. \ _ / Sux.

anyways...

Return to L33tz4n, and not choke on the grape.
SAVE THE GAME AT THE SAVEPOINT
Return to the ward
Take a deep deep breath.
Push the grape further down.
Hand L33tz4n the grape and coil.
Go to rift.

Try jumping over the rift. Since we are in water it should be easier to jump over. If we fall, use the LSOD like a high-jump stick (DO NOT LET GO OF THE LSOD) to cross.
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You try jumping over the rift, both with and without the LSOD. Niether works. Luckily, someone built a ladder out of the rift. Unluckily, it was built on your side.

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Would you consider having the rift as a "main spot of interest" for Faw to portal to? So theoretically we can have faw take a deep breath, go down to the rift, Go back to L33tz4n, portal to the surface, and perhaps bypass the ward. ^_^ I'm so smart, ain't I?

If we can't, try to go to the other end of the rift and attempt to scale the wall.
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Would you consider having the rift as a "main spot of interest" for Faw to portal to? So theoretically we can have faw take a deep breath, go down to the rift, Go back to L33tz4n, portal to the surface, and perhaps bypass the ward. ^_^ I'm so smart, ain't I?
Wonderful idea, as soon as you get Faw down there so his Town Portal spell can memorize the location.

You try to scale the wall, but are unable to. The Gremlin Guru appears, and offers you a hint for an item.
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Climb the ladder.
Return to L33tz4n.
Relose Chaos Grape.
Don't choke.
Push Chaos Grape further into mouth.
Go back to the rift.
Stick LSOD into the ground, basket end up.
Lean basket end far back, so it's on the opposite side of the LSOD from the rift.
Hold backet end down with Bookmark of Eternity.
Hold onto basket end.
Grab Bookmark of Eternity.
Let go of LSOD just before it finishes springing up.
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You fling yourself into the rift and land on your head. You now have 1 HP. The Gremlin Guru is still there (or so you presume, he's invisible).
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Give the Guru the empty can.
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You give the Gremlin Guru the empty can. Since the can is actually quite worthless, he adopts an annoying accent as to make his hints more cryptic. "Yu sush gau fiend ah wae tah aupen teh soirins baux. Eht neas tau bay shauht aupen, baut yauw gaun dunt whherk."

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-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
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Oct 17, 2003, 01:07 PM
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Translation:

You should find a way to open the Siren's Box. It needs to be shut open(!?) but youy can don't work(?!)
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Climb out of Rift.
Regain LSOD.
Return to L33tz4n.
Don't choke on Chaos Grape.
Shout at Siren's Box.
Offer Siren's Box to L33tz4n for shouting at.
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You do that. The box doesn't open. Hah, you can't read Gremlin Guru.
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Oct 17, 2003, 02:38 PM
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I understood that perfectly.

"Yu sush gau fiend ah wae tah aupen teh soirins baux. Eht neas tau bay shauht aupen, baut yauw gaun dunt whherk."

Translation: "You should go find a way to open the siren's box. It needs to be shot open, but your gun don't work."

LOAD GAME (Where we had 6 and 4 HP and with grapes in our throats and the can in our inv.)

Stand behind a pillar near the merfolk.

Toss the siren's box into the open. (Merfolk shoot anything that moves, so if the box moves, we should get whatever is inside. )
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Quote:
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LOAD GAME (Where we had 6 and 4 HP and with grapes in our throats and the can in our inv.)
Naturally, the Guru has a built in save function. Otherwise, how would he make any money?

You and L33tz4n return to the Merpeople and hide behind a pillar. You toss the box out in their general direction, hear a blast, and smile as a short curved knife comes sliding back towards you.

Obtained Pearldiver's Knife!
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Oct 17, 2003, 04:49 PM
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yeah.

Return to the ward.
Take a deep breath
Push the grape further down your throat
hand L33tz4n the grape and coil
Go to a clam
Break clam open with the knife
Get whatever is inside the clam
Return to L33tz4n
Not choke on the Grape
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You break the clam open. You return to L33tz4n, having found nothing but clam guts.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Clam Guts
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Oct 17, 2003, 05:10 PM
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Repeat the process untill you get a pearl.
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No pearl, but you made clams extinct! =D

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Massive Amount of Clam Guts (some are even still moving around a little!)
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Oct 17, 2003, 05:30 PM
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Control : Strato

Offer : Hint for $3.50
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Oct 17, 2003, 05:31 PM
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Hmmm...

Try throwing the clam guts at the merfolk.
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You shouldn't get close enough to throw clam guts on the merpeople. Especially with 1 HP.

Ooh, look; Strato's selling a hint (make sure to write it in Guru, Stratn).
 

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