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Oct 12, 2003, 01:33 PM
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Summon Water Elemental
Attack with the LSOD
claim page
attack with flying page attack
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Unknown posted first. But I'll follow Xion's directions, they were better.

Oberbob attacks with LSOD and page
> Merman Sporkwielder gains 10 HP
L33tz4n summons Water Elemental
Water Elemental attacks
> Merman Battle Mage takes 30 damage
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortune on Uberbob
> Uberbob accidently walks under thirteen ladders, breaks a mirror and sees a black cat! No, they all dissapear afterwards.
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortube on Merman Sporkwielder
> Merman sporkwielder has found a golden horseshoe with seven leprachauns trapped inside it!
Merman Sporkwielder defends
> Uberbob takes 20 damage
Bob the Fish attacks
> L33tz4n dodges
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Water Elemental: Attack Battle Mage.
L33tz4n: Take massage from Sporkwielder.
Uberbob: Catch Bob the Fish in LSOD.
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Uberbob attack with LSOD
L33tz4n summon another Water Elemental
Water Elemental attack with page
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:16 PM
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Misfortune takes effect on Uberbob
> Uberbob has spilled the Chaos Oil on the Chaos Cord!
Water Elemental attacks
> Battle Mage loses 30 HP
> Battle Mage is dead!
Uberbob swings LSOD at Bob the Fish
> Bob the Fish dodges
L33tz4n takes Massage from Sporkwielder
> Sporkwielder has imploded!
Bob the Fish self-destructs!
> Bob the Dish has been obliterated!
> Golden Horseshoe has been obliterated!
> All the Leprachauns have been obliterated!
> Dead Battle Mage has been obliterated!
> Sporkwielderpieces have been obliterated!
> Xion appears, and is obliterated!
> Uberbob takes 30 damage
> L33tz4n takes 30 damage

You have won the combat... sort of!


Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Emptey Can
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:19 PM
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check ground for prizes
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:21 PM
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You have found dirt!
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:29 PM
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cool.

Keep it seperate from thirdnote and follow my plan.
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:33 PM
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Two problems: The Chaos Cord is gone, and the Scraptstrudel can not be modified. Haha, life is mean.
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Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?

Examine Chaos Coil.
Check Health of Uberbob.
Check Health of L33tz4n.
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:35 PM
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not modified...manipulated. Different.

Anyways...Save now.

Try throwing the dirt in the mermen's eyes and jack their rifle
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Quote:
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Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?
If it made sense all the time, would it still be a Chaos Item? The Chaos Oil can is empty, now part of the Chaos Coil. The Chaos Coil is like a super-solidified spring.

Game saved.

Throwing dirt could be a good idea, except there's too many Merpeople to all blind and if you got close enough to throw dirt they'd blast your head open.
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Oct 12, 2003, 02:47 PM
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Invinitory check.
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Check health of: Uberbob, L33tz4n, Water Elemental.

Go up to Chaos Ward.
Put back in Chaos Coil.
Point Chaos Coil away from Chaos Ward.
Deattach Uberbob to Chaos Coil.
Pull Chaos Coil forwards.
Hold on tighter.
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Water Elemental was dispelled at the end of combat. Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward =D

Uberbob HP: 1
L33tz4n HP: 1
=D =D =D
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Oct 12, 2003, 03:03 PM
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You just had to do an autosave while we were at 1 hp didn't you.
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Quote:
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Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward
Nothing like a little fun.

Suck on sea lemon.
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Oct 12, 2003, 03:34 PM
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Uberbob sucks on the Sea Lemon. Uberbob has 2 HP!
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Hmmm... the Chaos Coil seems to be able to move heavy weights, possibly because it shouldn't be able to.

Use (including all the opposite commands and stuff) Chaos Coil on Big Stone Block in front of the Temple of the Gerbil.
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You try to move the stone, but it turns out to be nailed, taped, cemented, glued, and tied to the ground.


There was a hint about eight posts back.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:13 PM
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Force Chaos Grape further into throat.
Return Chaos Grape to inventory.
Try breathing.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:14 PM
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You are choking on saltwater. D=
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:20 PM
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Well, you breathed in, so I'll give you two posts.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:31 PM
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Don't choke on Chaos Grape.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:32 PM
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You choke on the Chaos Grape and can breathe again.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:42 PM
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...Who knows healing spells? Faw?

Check: all allies.
--Healing spells
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:45 PM
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Only Faw.
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:52 PM
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Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment
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Oct 12, 2003, 04:58 PM
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Have Uberbob and L33tz4n surface and rejoin party with faw.

Have faw heal both of them to full health or untill faw's magic runs out.

Submerge back into the water.
SAVE
Go to the Ward.
Surface.
Swim about 20ft straight foreward.
Dive back down


Theoretically, the ward will not affect the chaos grape if we go far enough out.
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Oct 12, 2003, 05:02 PM
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That little problem comes up once again: The Chaos Cord was your method of surfacing. You could tie weights to Faw and throw him down to Uberbob, but he'd probably die.
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Oct 12, 2003, 05:05 PM
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Then go through with the plan!
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Er... what?
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you could use the chaos coil to surface.
save.
controll all party:
go to Pandora island


try using the car and bookmark to crush lock
(put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it in front of it
use car to crush lock, like remove the chaos coil from the front of the car ( likely it is going to be stuck on the front bumper )
place the lock and bookmark in front of the spring. let Araches drive in full reverse the spring should move the car forwards as you try to go backwards and will crush the lock with the force of a 256 cylinder engine at full throttle. (dont forger to try and not chrush the lock so it willl add extra precision on crushing)
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But wouldn't the force of impact will merely oppose itself... remember earlier the Chaos Cord had to be pulled forwards and then held tighter... why wouldn't the box just go flying off, anyway?
Also, I don't really think your idea of the spring sending the car forwards if it's attached to the front while the car is going backwards would work. The other way around I can see, but it just doesn't make enough sense.


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Oct 13, 2003, 02:28 AM
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The Chaos Coil can't be used to reach long distances, it can only stretch about a foot. There is a reason for it's existance, though.
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Oct 13, 2003, 08:47 AM
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Point the chaos coil upwards, and try to spread it apart. Theoretically it will slingshot us up to the surface.
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Watch it, okay guys? Keep this nice. Especially you Xion.
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Oct 13, 2003, 09:30 AM
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Quote:
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Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment
And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell?
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And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell?
Long distance heal is only possible by combining healing magic with some other form. And the Coil will not stretch far enough to have the negative energy to shoot you to the surface. Misfortune is a powerful non-elemental spell, takes quite a while to wear off.

I agree with Ducky.
 

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