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Why must you be soo glitch happy?
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Even if it's not "true magic", with it's amount of uses, glitching should really be a Sux Magic spell...

I can't pull up the trading post or invintory screens because they're on my other computer. Uberbob has about 6HP, L33tz4n has about 4. Go find their spells yourself. Even if the monk said there was only one book, you could not glitch it because you never actually proved Trafton had one. But it doesn't matter, because there is more than one. You save. You walk to the merpeople with the book. You load. Bwahahaa. Now heed my advice, durnit! And look, I claimed myself a page!
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Control: Fawriel.
Hire Invisible Gremlins to attack Merpeople.
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"Our apologies, green ferret creature," they tell you, "but we must remain on nobody's side."
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Control: Uberbob.
Look around through Seer Orb for any nearby invisible forces.
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What color are the cloak and robe?
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The Snufuss Cloak is greenish-blueish-white. I have no idea what robe you are referring to, so I'll say it's the color "drugs".
You look around through the Seer Orb. Everything here seems to be visible.

There are only so many non-magic things in this world that are invisible. And yes, anything enchanted to be invisible is magic.
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would chaos items be invisible?
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No, they are perfectly visible. And don't try anything tricky with that, all chaos items are naturally immune to all forms of glitching.
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Oct 21, 2003, 03:29 PM
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I wasn't going to glitch the items. I'm not Xion.
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'Least Xi's trying.
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Oct 21, 2003, 04:32 PM
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hrm.

Let's try something.

Go: Chaos Ward.
Place the Book of the Gerbil on the Chaos Ward.
Watch what happens.
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The Chaos Ward is round, so the book falls off. On the other side. Ha, now you can't reach it.
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Take deep breath, push chaos grape into throat, give l33tz4n the grape and coil (let her keep the coil), and go past the ward to get the book.

Try to hit the ward with the book from behind, or maybe analyze the back of the ward with the book.

If we can't analyze the back of the ward with the book, try going to the chasm and using the book there to maybe find some things. If nothing is found, return to l33tz4n, and not choke on the chaos grape.
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Would wings work within water?
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Would wings work within water?
OOOOOOOOOooooo never thought of that.
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No. These are special wings that don't work underwater.

And how do you analyze stuff with a book? You should simply pretend this is the riddles thread and make a big list of what you KNOW, and then it'll be easy to find the unknowns.
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How about butterfly wings?
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They're made of paper, haven't you ever seen the MSN guy?
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hmm.

is there any way that we can get other people down to the floor, i.e. faw, to get us back to the surface?
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You could easily get people down there, but their uses after that might be fairly limited.
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Oct 22, 2003, 02:03 PM
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okay...

SAVE GAME.

I'm gonna save our peeps.

Have Shuri and Faw take a deep breath.

Have Shuri take Faw down into the deep, specifically next to the rift. Then have them follow the path to the ward, where they will meet up with Uberbob and L33tz4n. Then faw will quickly cast Town pipe up to the Middle Place Spot (betwx the LPS and UPS) with the rest of the party. This way, we will not only have a path down to the deep, but also have our party whole again!!! ^_^
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Shuri is unable to swim deep enough =(. Haha, now you're stumped.
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yeah...stumped.

Can we have faw drop down a box of his frosted flakes, or will they float?
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They might float for a little while, but eventually would become soggy and waterlogged and sink.

Really, just assess the situation creatively. Look at the crystal ball's prediction, items for trade, and your invintory. That's the last hint I'm giving here.
I'm betting Xion gets it first.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
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Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)
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The Chaos lightbulb would make us invisible! I'll make somebody else go through the actions
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The Chaos lightbulb would make us invisible!
No, just darker. And you don't have anywhere to plug it in... or do chaos items use electricity?
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Oct 22, 2003, 04:22 PM
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What powers their guns?
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Oct 22, 2003, 04:28 PM
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Energizer(tm) batteries.
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Look at self in orb.
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yell at me for using my trademark ability on this, but...

We may be able to glitch the lasers.

Think about it: Even if they are photon based (which I am guessing is what they are, since 99% of lasers are photon-based) they have to have some kind of opening for the photon energy to come out. And in order for the photon energy to come out, there has to be some kind of object inside that creates the energy. Shouldn't the water get onto this object, when electrified, and short it out? And if they get shorted out, then they can't shoot. And if they can't shoot, how are they going to kill us?

Glitch: Merpeople's Lasers.
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Think about it: Even if they are photon based (which I am guessing is what they are, since 99% of lasers are photon-based) they have to have some kind of opening for the photon energy to come out. And in order for the photon energy to come out, there has to be some kind of object inside that creates the energy. Shouldn't the water get onto this object, when electrified, and short it out? And if they get shorted out, then they can't shoot. And if they can't shoot, how are they going to kill us?
These are special aquatic lasers. I'll think of how they work later. I stress more, read the crystal ball's prediction, maybe try rewording it...

You look at yourself through the orb. What do you know, you exist!
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O.O IT JUST HIT ME!!!

I have to incorporate some FFTA logic into this, so bear with me.

A move in FFTA makes damage without actual physical touch. "merpeople, having lasers knocked out of their hands by an invisible force" made me think: If we actually apply this technique to the merpeople themselves, maybe their lasers, we may have the answer.

Then I thought "how can I render air to do my bidding?" and it hit me. WE'RE UNDERWATER!

So we do this.

Summon an MSN butterfly, and have it flap it wings so that it pushes the water twoard the merpeople. This force may knock them down, knock the guns out of their hands entirely, or maybe knock them into the rip.

Boy am I smart. ^_^
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Boy am I smart. ^_^
L33tz4n summons the MSN Butterly. Butterfly drowns.
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If this works then Rad speaks in lies.
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Take his wings.
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merpeople, having lasers knocked out of their hands by an invisible force...

Force invisible an by hands their of out knocked lasers having, merpeople?

How could it be worded backwards...?
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there we go.
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Take his wings.
His wings are paper. They have become a soggy runny mush.

Note that in the crystal ball the lasers were knocked out of the merpeople's hands but the merpeople themselves were unnaffected.
 

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