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Because you can't lose Uberbob and Fawriel can't raise anyone else.

And I just claimed the page.
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Have Shuri Move SE-Attack(E)
Have Uberbob move S-Attack(E)
Have Foo move E-Attack(S)
Have Elemental move SE-Attack(SE)
Have L33tz4n move SE-SE-Attack(SE)
Have Araches move SE-S-S
Have Jay move E
Have Faw move SE
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You were banned weren't you?
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Yes, he was.
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Have Shuri Move SE-Attack(E)
Have Uberbob move S-Attack(E)
Have Foo move E-Attack(S)
Have Elemental move SE-Attack(SE)
Have L33tz4n move SE-SE-Attack(SE)
Have Araches move SE-S-S
Have Jay move E
Have Faw move SE
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I wrote the long combat screen here but accidently pressed some odd key combination that closed the window. You win the combat! And Strato, when you copy Xion's directions remember to swap the Easts and Wests.

After defeating the bandits (let's just say the roof fell on them), your party falls back to sleep... on the floor. Hey, you try fighting at 2:00 in the morning. The bandits were carrying nothing of value, but you probably figured out how the Magic Mirror worked.

You are in a hotel hallway with a sleeping party. What now?


Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

*thinks about revising Combat System*
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Nov 12, 2003, 05:24 PM
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Well, if were asleep what can we do?
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No, your party's asleep.
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stare at araches
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Take Roofpieces.
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Nov 13, 2003, 02:46 AM
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The roofpieces are too large to take.
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Take wallpeices.
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Nov 13, 2003, 07:41 AM
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Asleep?

Hmm...

Dream about something important that needs to be interpreted
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Nov 13, 2003, 09:09 AM
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Try to invision what the invisible goblins look like.

Anyways.

PAUSE
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Change: Annoyance Factor: 6
Annoyance factor changed from 7 to 6.
Change: Battle System: FFTA.cbs
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Alright Xion, you've been banned forever this time.

Uberbob falls asleep and dreams about the evil Blackraptor. And evil Blackraptor's evil lair. And he dreams of a new battle system, an ULTIMATE battle system...

You wake up. It's 5:00 AM. Party is still asleep.
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Nov 13, 2003, 11:55 AM
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Rad, youre making uberbob look gay because he is constantly dreaming about me =/

And take the wallpeices already.
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There are no wallpieces )=.

And no, it's called "prophisizing(sp?) about the enemy". Not dreaming.
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proph·e·sy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prf-s)
v. proph·e·sied, (-sd) proph·e·sy·ing, (-sng) proph·e·sies (-sz)
v. tr.
To reveal by divine inspiration.
To predict with certainty as if by divine inspiration. See Synonyms at foretell.
To prefigure; foreshow.

v. intr.
To reveal the will or message of God.
To predict the future as if by divine inspiration.
To speak as a prophet.
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Erm...what?
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Xion is correcting my spelling.
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Quote:
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Xion is correcting my spelling.
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Nov 14, 2003, 06:44 AM
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Go to the lobby and ask for coffee and donuts
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While your party's still asleep, you walk to the lobby and ask for coffee and donuts. You look around for an hour before someone points out that this is a one-star hotel, and you don't get donuts.
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Can you post a map of the hotel and the parts in it that are unexplored or relevant to the storyline? Check around for anything valuable/important. Check time.
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Nov 14, 2003, 12:15 PM
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You look around. The only thing relevant is you and your party, though you could probably pick anyone to talk to and get help.

It's 5:00AM.
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Talk to random people in the hotel and see if they say anything important (ask them questions such as Blackraptor, Wafflelord, Wafflelord's hideout,Xion, the meaning of life etc)
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You have found Randomperson! What specifically do you want to say to Randomperson?
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Who is Blackraptor?

Where is Blackraptors hideout? (just asking again to make sure)

Who is Wafflelord?

Where is Wafflelord's hideout?

Who is the most important party member (other than Uberbob) to the storyline?

Who is Xion?

Can Jay self-destruct?

If not, can you teach Jay how to self-destruct?

Plz thnx
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Nov 14, 2003, 01:40 PM
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Can you find and assassinate Radium? He lives in Virginia, if that narrows it down.
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"Who is Blackraptor," you ask.
"Nobody is quite sure. All that is known is that he resides on the Isle of Darkness. And is evil," he replies.
"Who is Wafflelord?" you ask, hoping this person won't run away.
"Wafflelord is the evil king of thieves," he tells you, "a semi-robotic bandit that can move faster than a bullet and crush stone with his hands. His most powerful tool is his mind, though. Brain always wins over brawn."
"Where is Wafflelord's hideout?"
"Wafflelord has no hideout," Randomperson tells you, "he walks around and takes stuff. The police force is too weak to stop him, so nothing can be done."
"Who is the most important party member (other than Uberbob) to the storyline?"
"L33tz4n, then Jay or Araches. Shuri and Foo are really just helpers, and Fawriel is cannon fodder."
"Who is Xion?"
"There is no Xion." he replies.
"Can Jay self-destruct?" you ask.
"Not as far as I know," says Randomperson, "but he is essential to this part of the storyline, so don't blow him up."
"Plzthx" you tell the person, and he waves and leaves. He turns around and says "someone named Sear told me the answers to those questions before I got here. I didn't think anyone'd actually ask them."
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Nov 14, 2003, 01:49 PM
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well, let's go back to the party.

View Map again
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View places you haven't been to before.
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To find everywhere you haven't been, simply take everything in the universe and subtract where you have been.
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Nov 14, 2003, 05:21 PM
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VIEW MAGIC MAP
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Nov 14, 2003, 05:29 PM
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Attack wall
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Uberbob attacks the wall, but it doesn't seem to be losing HP. Maybe it's immortal, or maybe it's concrete.
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eat wall

talk to wall

beat head on wall

kick wall

sharpen weapons on wall

view inventory

throw all items in inventory at wall

throw party at wall

wake Foo up and make him clobber the wall
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You can not beat your party on the wall because they're still asleep. The weapon idea was good, though.

Once command at a time, plz. I'm lazy.
 

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