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Hazel-rah · Sep 8, 2004, 02:19 PM

You know the signs in secret areas that have a zany message? What's your favorite one?

I believe "Spaz ate the dopefish" is probably the most famous one.

Trafton · Sep 8, 2004, 02:43 PM

Dizzy sux =(

Violet CLM · Sep 8, 2004, 02:55 PM

I'd have to go with Dofus, "you've veen warned" or "Leh is a camper" because they weren't proofread at all and that makes them funny.

(Other than that, Find the Gopher is the best of them all.)

Bobby aka Dizzy · Sep 8, 2004, 04:54 PM

That would be "diz sux" referring to making tilesets... not me

Trafton · Sep 8, 2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby aka Dizzy

That would be "diz sux" referring to making tilesets... not me

You just keep believing that, B.

***Stijn*** · Sep 9, 2004, 12:07 AM

Craig is king Doofus

DoubleGJ · Sep 9, 2004, 02:01 AM

Beware of chainsaw schmalz.

Enigma · Sep 9, 2004, 02:07 AM

Nick loves shiny. Always has.

LittleFreak · Sep 9, 2004, 03:10 AM

Michelle, I will love you always and forever

NinJazz · Sep 9, 2004, 04:54 AM

Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness

***Stijn*** · Sep 9, 2004, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjajazz

Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness

++that

cooba · Sep 9, 2004, 06:17 AM

What are you doing up here?

NinJazz · Sep 9, 2004, 08:25 AM

What is he/me doing up here... ? maybe trying shoot down that cat which is flying above my house...

cooba · Sep 9, 2004, 08:29 AM

YOUR HOUSE IS NOT ON TURTEMPLE. At least I bet so

Newspaz · Sep 9, 2004, 08:36 AM

Long live the Ice level!

Lem_Gambino · Sep 9, 2004, 09:02 AM

Don't give Mark a burrito. =)

NinJazz · Sep 9, 2004, 09:33 AM

Oh, Cob-san, it is. Hey, that guy flying there is BUSH!

Lark · 12:43 PM

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Derby: Context removal. More context was provided than permitted.

Tubz · Sep 9, 2004, 11:53 AM

They all suck

Hazel-rah · 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAb RaT kiD

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Where is that one exactly? I'd like to see it.

Derby: Previous quotation edit.

FoxBlitzz · Sep 9, 2004, 01:40 PM

Craig is still a doofus.

Doubble Dutch · Sep 10, 2004, 03:52 AM

Quote:

The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either.

Indeed, where is this?

DoubleGJ · Sep 10, 2004, 08:08 AM

Open one of the Lagunicus levels in J1CS, it's on the far right.

Sun Fun Dude · Sep 10, 2004, 08:41 AM

The one in the rainforrest level is ever worse.

Hazel-rah · Sep 10, 2004, 08:50 AM

explain Sun Fun Dude..

cooba · 12:42 PM

That says "(//-)" ;o

Derby: Context removal. The self-censored content had context that could not stay in.

NinJazz · Sep 10, 2004, 09:53 AM

what in earth is ur secret message??????? and then Cob-san, what is (-)

cooba · Sep 10, 2004, 09:54 AM

(-) is a kind of censor. It should be obvious what it hides.
~~Secret message is a secret message. ;p~~

NinJazz · Sep 10, 2004, 09:55 AM

oh my Gosh

Enigma · Sep 10, 2004, 12:20 PM

Ninjajazz, I'm not sure if you already understand what this topic is about, but I'll take my chances and explain. In some spots in the JJ1 and JJ2 single player levels, you can find bits of text, which are either funny or make hardly any sense unless you work for Epic Megagames. The topic starter asked which one of all these "secret" messages is your favourite.

So no, we are not plotting to destroy our beloved planet or cooking up any other nefarious schemes, although that would be tempting.

cooba · Sep 10, 2004, 12:25 PM

Muckamok boss level > All

DoubleGJ · Sep 11, 2004, 03:24 AM

LOSER
LOSER

Sun Fun Dude · Sep 11, 2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConkerHS

explain Sun Fun Dude..

I can't. But it's something you might see in a porno film. That's all I can say.

cooba · Sep 11, 2004, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSZ Jazz

LOSER
LOSER

+ one more LOSER

Noo, my sneak peak for Raneforus message was deleted >(

Odin · Sep 11, 2004, 07:57 AM

'FQuist ate my gameboy

'

Superjazz · Sep 11, 2004, 10:51 AM

"Send Tim new socks" -rulez :P

KRSplat · Sep 11, 2004, 05:53 PM

JEH MUST DIE

wait, that's not a secret message. Well it should be.

My favorite is "Cheese is green on Tuesdays." Just because.

Me · Sep 14, 2004, 10:39 PM

Dragons live in Burbank. Really, they do.

Hazel-rah JCF Member Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 735 Sep 8, 2004, 02:19 PM #1
What's your favorite "secret message"? You know the signs in secret areas that have a zany message? What's your favorite one? I believe "Spaz ate the dopefish" is probably the most famous one.

Trafton JCF Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,589 Sep 8, 2004, 02:43 PM #2
Dizzy sux =( __________________ Every day, I get up and pray to Jah And he increases the number of clocks by exactly one.

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,994 Sep 8, 2004, 02:55 PM #3
I'd have to go with Dofus, "you've veen warned" or "Leh is a camper" because they weren't proofread at all and that makes them funny. (Other than that, Find the Gopher is the best of them all.)

Bobby aka Dizzy (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)istrator Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,560 Sep 8, 2004, 04:54 PM #4
That would be "diz sux" referring to making tilesets... not me

*Stijn* Ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,964 Sep 9, 2004, 12:07 AM #6
Craig is king Doofus

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,049 Sep 9, 2004, 02:01 AM #7
Beware of chainsaw schmalz. __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Enigma JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,759 Sep 9, 2004, 02:07 AM #8
Nick loves shiny. Always has. __________________ Insert witty comment here.

LittleFreak JCF Member Joined: May 2004 Posts: 4,190 Sep 9, 2004, 03:10 AM #9
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NinJazz JCF Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,419 Sep 9, 2004, 04:54 AM #10
Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness

cooba JCF Veteran Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,812 Sep 9, 2004, 06:17 AM #12
What are you doing up here?

Newspaz JCF Member Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,678 Sep 9, 2004, 08:36 AM #15
Long live the Ice level!

Lem_Gambino JCF Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,527 Sep 9, 2004, 09:02 AM #16
Don't give Mark a burrito. =) __________________ This space for rent.

Lark JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,564 Sep 9, 2004, 11:52 AM #18
The "(-/) LAMERZ" message in one of the JJ1 levels kind of took me by surprise. It wasn't censored, either. Derby: Context removal. More context was provided than permitted. __________________ =D Last edited by Derby; Sep 9, 2004 at 12:43 PM.

Tubz JCF Veteran Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,851 Sep 9, 2004, 11:53 AM #19
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FoxBlitzz JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 372 Sep 9, 2004, 01:40 PM #21
Craig is still a doofus. __________________ And no, I am not Japanese. [22:25] [AkuKitsune] monobot be useful [22:25] [Monobot] Unable to comply.

Sun Fun Dude JCF Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 591 Sep 10, 2004, 08:41 AM #24
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DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,049 Sep 11, 2004, 03:24 AM #32
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Odin Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,776 Sep 11, 2004, 07:57 AM #35
'FQuist ate my gameboy '

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KRSplat JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,942 Sep 11, 2004, 05:53 PM #37
JEH MUST DIE wait, that's not a secret message. Well it should be. My favorite is "Cheese is green on Tuesdays." Just because. __________________

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Me JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 209 Sep 14, 2004, 10:39 PM #38
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