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Dance around to rock music only you can hear.
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You dance around for a bit and then get bored. The music is kind of bad.
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Let Zodiac loose.
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Send Zodiac to raid the fridge, and find any useful items.
Sleep until HP and MP are full, durnit!
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Steal the suit of armor.
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The armor is too heavy to steal.

You let Zodiac out and go to sleep. You wake up at 8 AM. Nothing exciting seems to have happened, except Zodiac has returned with a spoon he no doubt stole.
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Add Spoon to Inventory.
Gather the other party memebers.
Talk to the Inkeeper and ask what caused the town to be all dead and everything.
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You take the spoon and find Araches, L33tz4n, and Shuriken. Downstairs, the inkeeper is gone, but some other random people are hanging around the tavern-like inn lobby.

Interesting people to talk to:
-Pandora
-Grandma Conquista
-Fawriel
-George Washington

Please word dialoge like "Say: 'Hello'" instead of "Greet them". It saves me thinking.
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Say: "Hi, George! How's it been?"
Say: "Faw! What have you been up to?"
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You walk over to a table with George Washington's ghostly figure and Fawriel. "Hi, George! How's it been?" you ask.
"I cannot tell a lie," he says, "my stock in Microsoft has gone way up! I will show the British one day with my mad investment skills!
"Faw! What have you been up to?" you say to Fawriel.
"Oh, I got bored of reading and left. Then I went here," he replies.
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Say: "How did you leave, Faw?"
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"I took the trapdoor out," he explains.
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Say to Pandora: "Why did you leave so many puzzels on your island?"
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You walk over to the table where Grandma Conquista and Pandora's Ghost are seated. "Why did you leave so many puzzles on your island?" you ask her.
"Oh, that," she says, pausing to think, "well, I like confusing people. Who are you?"
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Say: "I am Uberbob. I defeated Wafflelord in his own mind! I mastered the puzzels on your island and took your car! I once traded a solid gold toothbrush for a rubber tire!"
Try to look impressive.
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"Hm. Okay," she says.
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Ask: George: "We are trying to defeat the evil Wizard Unfooruman. Can you help us in anyway? And while we're at it, how did you come back from the dead?"

Pageclaim, since everyone seems to be so lazy.
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"Oh, I'm not back," he says, "I'm just visiting. I am afraid the only way I can assist you is with knowledge. What do you need to know?"
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Say: "Anything about Unfooruman's fortress and how to get through it, and any weaknesses he may have."
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"I can not tell a lie; all I know is that there's a puzzle elsewhere on the island which opens the door on his fortress."
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Say: "Why do you keep on saying 'I cannot tell a lie'? We already know you can't!"
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"Because I'm George Washington, you fool!"
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Say: "Can you tell us the general location of the puzzle?"
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"I don't know it. And I can not tell a lie..." he says.
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Action: Shrug.
Go: Outside.
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You leave and go outside. Several zombies are wandering around in circles.
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Is Faw with us?
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Go back inside.
Say: "Faw, want to come along?".
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"Ohyeah, that," he says. Fawriel has joined your party!
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Yay!!!!! Faw's back!!!!!

Say: What trapdoor?

Also...

Action: Beat Faw with Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire, while saying, "Stupid Faw... you... found... a... trapdoor... and... didn't... tell... us?!?!?

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Wait, wasnt Pandora's skeleton back in the pool with chains? D=. Is she reincarnated or a zombie or something?
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Quote:
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Wait, wasnt Pandora's skeleton back in the pool with chains? D=. Is she reincarnated or a zombie or something?
This is pandora's ghost. It's the other white meat! half.

You beat Faw with the Scraptstrudel. "Stupid Faw... you... found... a... trapdoor... and... didn't... tell... us?!?!?"
"I thought it was obvious!" he says.
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present: Completed Balista: Faw
Say: "Well, at least we got something accomplished while YOU were out partying!"
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"Well, at least we got something accomplished while YOU were out partying!" you say.
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Go: North. I think.
Go: Inside library.
Ask: "What did you find inside that trapdoor?"
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Say: OBVIOUS?!?!?
Action: Hold Pearldiver's Knife to Faw's throat
Say: Promise NEVER to do that again, Faw... If you find anything important, TELL US!!!!!


Heh heh... I guess it comes from being a demon... :P
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Ignore: Ekard. Won't that lower our already low party morale???
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... :'( It worked on Zodiac...
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That's because he's evil. Faw is not evil.
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