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Many times the most improbable solution has worked!
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There are no berries or ways down.
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But what do you wish to do if you can climb down the cliff? Uberbob can't swim.
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He could find some stepping stones and skip across the raging waters. Or find a random object which will become later in the game. Whatever.
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Unknown, please tell Radium the directions to go back to the stone circle-thingy-with-giant-marble-inside.
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Cast: Summon Cheats Window
Use: thereisnospoon
Cast: raise

(thereisnospoon is the wc3 cheat for 0MP spells)
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I'm not actually looking at the map, but try West, North.
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You return to the stone structure. It hasn't changed any.
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Let's return to where we fought the WE's.
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*Doesn't look at the map* Umm.... South, South, South, West, West, West, West, West.
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...Wow.

You march across the island and return to the beach where you fought the water elementals. It appears to be a normal beach, there aren't even the usual dead bodies.
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wait...not even the dead bodies of our party members?
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Quote:
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Don't you play any RPGs? Everybody drags their dead around with them!
Make a sand castle.
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Rest on the soft sand...

making sure Faw sleeps so he can cast revive on shuri
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You construct a sand castle to pass the time. Then you and your party lay on the sand and try to rest. Eventually, crabs come out of the water and start to mentally harass you by poking you in the shoulder again and again.
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Smash crab.
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The l33t crab dodges.
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Use telekinesis to fling crab away.
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Crab is flinged away. More crabs come.
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Araches- use shadow ring
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Araches has no spell points.

Crabs are poking you in the shoulder. And won't stop.
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Initiate battle!
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You are unable to initiate a battle against something five inches long. It's just sad.
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ignore crabs
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You ignore the crabs. They continue poking your shoulder. Your shoulder has started to bleed.
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Grab: Crab
Throw: Crab: Ocean
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Crab dodges.
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Action: stomp on crab
Action: repeat until crabs don't bother you anymore
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You try to stomp the crab, but miss. Crabs are faster than they look.

In your mad stomping, something catches your eye. An old photograph is stuck in the tall grass at the edge the beach. You recognize it as the twenty year old picture of Fooruman and company, but don't know how it managed to get here.
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Take: picture
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You pick up the old photograph and examine it. (By the popular demand of... Blacky. Few pages back.)



Intentory:
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-Ice Pick
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Examine: Back of picture.
Go: East.
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The back of the picture is white.

You go to the east. You've reached the alchemist's wagon again. Exits are south, east, and west.
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Analyze: Wagon

(again.)
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The wagon still contains the book and bottles that were in it before. There seems to be a few less bottles, though.
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Take: books and bottles
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The book is still too heavy. The bottles are chained down.
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Rest around the wagon
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Nobody really feels like resting. Except you, and nobody likes you.

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