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Oh, come on. You've said it stops _spell casting_ before.
Even if we assume it stops magic in general, what you're saying is it can only stop magic if the source of the magic is aware of rabidity's actions, in which case any time someone tried to cast a spell in the rabid pool because they didn't read enough of the topic, their very not knowing they couldn't would mean they could. But they couldn't. Why?
It DOES stop spellcasting. It just also stops all magic.

Glitching doesn't work by not knowing something exists, It works by knowing something DOESN'T exist.

Actually, since you'll just CyberCafe it anyway, I'll just explain glitching right here by the pool. Glitching works by finding conflicting laws of logic, physics, or knowledge to "glitch" the universe. Running off the theory if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, it does not make a sound, glitching is when multiple laws in the universe conflict to the point that they abort or compraimise. I like it, it takes heavy thinking like magic SHOULD.

And Xion... no.
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Xion, your useless spam gets really annoing.

Page claim in the name of glitching.
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Feed Faw Noberry out of spite.
Check if the water damaged any parts of the inventory.
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And Xion... no.
Aww DARN!

No new weapo...


Control: Uberbob
Equip: Wings (Eagle wings, plz thnx)
Go: into pool
Get: Chains
Go: Party
Control: Party
Check: Status
Check: Inventory
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Analyze : Car keys
Go : Save point
Use : Save point
Equip : Gas_mask : 1337z4n
Go : Mouth of Volcano
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You give faw a Noberry and his tail dissapears.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnoteductstrudelire
-Scrapmetal (was Flashlight, Pandora's Can Opener, Pandora's Repair Kit)
-47 Noberries
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Key
-Crystal
-Speckled Rock

Party:
-Uberbob
Magic skill: Glitching
-Araches
Magic skill: Non-healing beneficial
-Fawriel
Magic skill: Healing
-L33tz4n
Magic skill: Glitching and summoning

Places:
-Faw's Domain (yours)
-Fort Strato (yours)
-Snufuss Lair (yours)
-Trading Post (Gremlins')
-Cyber Cafe (Gremlins')
-Pandora's Pool(yours)


The car keys look like a normal pair of keys with the Toyota logo carved in them. You take them, head to the save point. Town Pipe back to Pandora's pool, where to now?
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Can we obtain the chains?
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Can we obtain the chains?
No, they are chained down =P
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Ask how L33tz4n is pronounced. (eLegion?)
Tell Fawriel to heal L33tz4n's eyes.
Add Scrapmetal to Thirdnoteductstrudelire.
(Is it still raining?)
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Ahem. *points to post*
Go to mouth of Volcano
1337z4n = leetzan
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Town Pipe: Trading Post
View: items for trade
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You fly to the top of the volcano and find L33tz4n's contacts (wow). Apart from that, an inactive volcano is quite boring. You add the scrapmetal to the Thirdnoteductstrudel, which is now the Thirductnotescraptstrudel.

The rain has died down a bit. You return to the 'Post, only to find their new shipment has arrived! And Gates bought the old one.

Items for Trade:
-Bag o' Candy
-Nowaffle, like a noberry but ten times more random.
-Basketball
-Peanut Butter Jar
-Chaos Cord, a seemingly normal looking rope.


L33tz4n: Leetz-ahn
Uberbob: Oo-Ber-Bob
Araches: Ar-Ach-Aes
Fawriel: Faw-Real.
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Trade : Key : Chaos Chord
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FAW IS NOT REAL! HE IS VERY MUCH FAKE! XD Pwned!

Anyways...

Trade Pandora's Key for basketball
Trade shiny rock for Chaos Cord.
Analyze Chaos Cord.
--If: Usable as a weapon
----Then: Equip to Fawriel or Araches.


And I pronounce it "Faw-rie-el" with three syllables not two. XD
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Xion just glitched Faw....
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Xion just glitched Faw....
...is that a compliment or a PA?
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirductnotescraptstrudelire
-47 Noberries
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord (not a weapon)



Yes, it's Faw-real. It took Faw almost three months to teach me to do it right, I always said it like you.
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Go to Faw's Domain.
Get some rest.
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Re-explore continent
Analyze : Continent
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Re-explore... that's one of those commands like "win the game".

At last you go to get some well needed rest at Faw's Domain. L33tz4n is also insisting you find her new clothes, when you get the chance. By "when you get the chance", you feel she is planning to kill you if you don't comply. She feels uncomfortable not wearing clothes around Araches.
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Use : Dagger : Partially sliced up bag
(Create robe)
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Give L33tz4n Snufuss Coat.
Apologize for dampness.
Think better of trying to kiss Araches goodnight.
Sleep (maybe even inside).
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Making clothing out of a bag the size of a pineapple is illogical, not to mention Unknown's post comes first in the Topic Review under the reply window. You give L33tz4n the Snufuss cloak. You also think better of kissing Araches goodnight (good job). You actually sleep inside, even on a bed. Amazing.
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...and? Any dream sequences?

erm i mean

if dream sequences != true
Control : Part
...Wake...up?
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Dream of Araches.
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You try to dream of Araches, but instead have nightmares about the ebil Blackraptor summoning a terrible combination of Bjarni and Grey Fox, called Bjarfox.

You wake up at five AM in the morning, like those farmer people. Best to get an early start, care to annoyingly wake up the rest of your party?

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'An early start on what?' you wonder, and (try to?) go back to sleep.
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You go back to sleep and dream of the phrase on Pandora's Harddrive. You wake up after what you thought was a nice long nap only to find out it's 5:02.
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Very subtle.
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Indeed. I've introduced a bad guy, so why not go conquering?
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Analyze: Island
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Spinach Custard, aka Pandora's Island, is an island. Interestingly, it contains no trees but tall non-boyant plants, making escape difficult. Notable locations include Pandora's Pool, the cave, and the trading post.
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Well, what should we conquer?
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This island is pretty much yours. There's one puzzle left you're putting off, though. I'd've thought you'd've figured it out by now.
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What the gate?
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Wake up L33tz4n.
Shake Fawriel until he wakes up.
Wake up Araches as kindly as possible.
Wait until everyone is fully awake.
Go to Caverns.
Go to Orb/Crystal room.
Swap Orb for Crystal.
Go to Gate.
Look around through Orb.
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The message on the harddrive. Get thinking.
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Well, I doubt that the orb and crystal are relevent any more, but I could be wrong. Judging by the shop invintory, I say we are going to have to climb some stuff.
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I've given too many hints already. Just keep thinking. And reading Pandora's Clue.
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Pandora's clue was The sky holds the sphere of truth ot was it the Sphere holds the sky of truth?
 

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