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You lie.

Go to TravelUnsafe and see if they offer trips to Blackraptor's Home for only a quarter.
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You enter Travel Unsafe Inc.. Advertisments and postcards line the walls, and maps are visible beneath the glass counter, which a heavily scarred otter stands behind. In the corner of the building there is a small gumball machine that reads "get a pink gumball and win five dollars!". You consider trying it, but your luck seems quite pitiful this year, it would just waste your one quarter.


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Calculate percentage of pink gumballs.
Wonder if it would be cheating to simply break open the machine and take one.
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About one pink to every twenty-four other colors; around twelve pinks total. I doubt you'd get five dollars for smashing the man's machine.
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Ask Otter to join the party.
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He is not interested in your mission. He just wants to sell overpriced maps. and con people into buying gumballs.
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Ask Otter if he knows of any job openings.
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"Much sorry, mister pegleg, we gots all the people we needs," he responds.

I make puzzles too easy.
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What color are Noberries?
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Purple.
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Offer to sell Infinite's Rough Map.
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The otter looks at it. "Sorry, pegs, we already gots one."
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Ask to see it.
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>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninja
>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
>dfsdfasdfasdfasdf
>quit
What must I do to make you stop spamming?

"Well," the otter begins, "I can't show yer. Mah friend Infinite ain't done yet."
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"So wouldn't it be better to have one now, in case somebody wants it before your friend is finished?"

(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit
(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)
No, this is a backup Inf.

The otter thinks for a moment. "We gots plenty er other nice maps. And gumballs."

Too easy, too easy.
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Backl from school.
*wonders when I died*
Uhh I'm guessing Rad is preventing me from uploading the map until we finish this easy puzzle...maybe
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> boom shoot ppl lol \o/
i r0x0rz ur boxers
and i no how 2 dress :>
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Let's just ignore Ninja.

Yes Infinite, you can upload the map when they solve this. It really isn't hard.

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Darnit!

Do: Put quarter in machine.
Do: Turn knob to get a gumball.

Simple!!!

(That's two easy things I've done: Buy a gumball and pick up a fork. I should get an intelegence reward...like putting me in the story Some pictures of araches ...Give them a link to Pioneer 2. That'll make me happy.)
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Since you haven't saved in ages, I'll tell you now that all you will do is waste your quarter and get a gumball in that white flavor nobody likes. Durnit, think harder.
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Xion...just...arghl. Anyway, we prolly should have saved before we took the chance.
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Infinite, sometimes you just have to leap out and do something blissfully stupid. But as I already warned, this is not one of those times.
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ok. *runs out into the middle of the street while holding laptop*
Anyway, I'm not even understanding what the puzzle is, so I'll just say what maps you got for a quater?
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"Well, you can takes a look at the map of this store on the wall over theres fer free," he says, pointing at a picture of a square on the wall. You can not tell if he is joking or not.
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Talk : Shopkeep : Be right back.
Cast : Town pipe : Trading post
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Check : Invinitory
Check : Stock
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"I'll be right back," you say to the otter, "take us to the Trading Post, Faw," a second later you are warped to the small wooden trading post building.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Chaos Oil
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Quarter
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity

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*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*
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Quote:
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*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*
This is the future. Filesharing has gotten so bad you'll be lucky if it could pass as toilet paper.
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painful toilet paper.
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You have no right to say that until you have tried it. Now get back on topic.
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But I don't wanna...
What does item lock mean?
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Several people must agree for it to be used/destroyed.

No more spam plz.
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This is the future?

Pour drop of Chaos Oil onto Fawriel's Hairgrowthed hair.
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The gremlins allow you to try a drop of Chaos Oil for free. You put it on Fawriel's hair. Surprisingly, the substance is incredibly sticky for oil. More like glue.
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I actually was thinking of using the Chaos Oil in the inventory, not the Chaos Oil for trade. (Pandora's Car Keys syndrome?)
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trade the bookmark for the digital camera.

(and when did the dagger come back?)

[edit]

Control: Faw
Cast: Town pipe: Upperspotplace
Go: map shop (too lazy to look up name)
Ask: Have you heard of an island named "Gran Da Val" before?
--if answer = yes
----Then say: Is it on this planet?
------if: answer = yes
--------then: say: Any way to get there from here?
------if: answer = no
--------then: say: Thanks!
--------Cast: Town Pipe: Trading Post
--if answer = no
----then: say: Hrm. Thanks anyways!
----cast: town pipe: trading post

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Nevermind, simple mistakes. *fixes*

You want to trade that awesome bookmark for a digital camera you don't have anything to hook to?



Xion, this is not PSO. Drop your obsession.
 

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