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We need our trees. I won't trade.
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The lawyer mumbles something that sounds like "see if I support YOU in court" before sprinting away.

Look, another page of mine!
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Go : Trading Post
Trade : Rough map : Better map
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The Trading Post has no better map. You instead go to Travel Unsafe and take the free Better Map there.
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Hope this works

Look : Writing on the map : http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMapBetter.zip
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Hmmm... it's been a while, and the topic recap won't show anything anymore.

Check: All_Inventory.
Check: All_Stats.
Check: All_Clothing.
Check: All_Spells.
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We need our trees. I won't trade.
hrm.

Analyze: Chaos Chaps
---how: best to current ability.
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I've been quoted 3 times. Wow.
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=-Uberbob:
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit, several wooden limbs
Health: 70%
Health Remaining: 70%
Mind: Seemingly random
Strength: 60%
Magic: 0%
Defense: 20%
Clothing: Some pants and a shirt thing or something
Weapon: None
Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pink Gumball x 10
-Xion
Spells: Glitching

=-Araches:
Gender: Female
Species: Fox
Health: 50%
Health Remaining: 50%
Mind: 80%
Strength: 20%
Magic: 80%
Defense: 30%
Clothing: Dark red leather skirt + top
Weapon: Staff
Invintory: None.
Spells: Status modification

=-Fawriel:
Gender: Male
Species: Make Faw answer this one.
Health: 80%
Health Remaining: 80%
Mind: 50%
Strength: 70%
Magic: 50%
Defense: 60%
Clothing: Chainmail and hippie bell-bottoms
Weapon: Spear
Invintory: Frosted Flakes x too many
Spells: Healing

=-L33tz4n:
Gender: Female
Species: Minion (last one, too)
Health: 60%
Health Remaining: 60%
Mind: 70%
Strength: 30%
Magic: 90%
Defense: 70%
Clothing: Brown druid cloak and green tunic
Weapon: Wh1p
Invintory: Yellow contact x 2
Spells: Summoning and Glitching

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Don't we have the better map now?
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Ask L33tz4n what she thinks of Xion.
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We should ask araches that.
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Don't we have the better map now?
Oops, fixed it.

Araches and L33tz4n both agree that Xion looks like a cracker. What else do they know about him?
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OMG, I finally finished reading this thing (unlike Ninja). How did this 32 page thing appear in less that two weeks?

And Xion is DEFINITELY a cracker.
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hrm

Analyze: Chip
--...There should be some kind of button on there that creates interaction...

...!

Town pipe: Trading post
Check post inventory
--if: inventory = digital Camera
----then: trade 2 boxes of frosted flakes for Digital camera
----Give: Xion's Chip and Digital Camera to L33tz4n.
----Say: L33tz4n: We may be able to ressurect Xion here, using these two parts. Do you think that this is possible, to use the data chip in the camera.

...wait.

Analyze: Xion data chip
--if shape = round
--and one side = weird purple symbol
----then: conclude that this is Xion's personal Hunter's License, containing his photon armor, weaponry, skill, and tools.
----Try: use: Xion's Chip: Uberbob (Ressurect the beast!!!)

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And Xion is DEFINITELY a cracker.
I hope Derby edits that...Is'nt cracker like some derogitory form of "American" or something?[/edit]
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Quote:
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How did this 32 page thing appear in less that two weeks?
People are suckers for interactive stuff.

And even if it's not permanent yet; welcome back, CT!
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Quote:
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Analyze: Chip
--...There should be some kind of button on there that creates interaction...
It's just a hard drive. You'd need a power source and input source.
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Thnx, Rad
It'll be permanent *sometime* soon. I hope ...
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It'll be permanent *sometime* soon. I hope ...
Good luck.

Eh, I'd ask if there was anything I could do to help, but I'm three hundred miles and one country border away.
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Side conversations lose me every time.

*wanders off to draw a picture of what the spot place would look like*
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To the CYBER CAFE!
Hand Xion to L33tz4n..
"Anyone want Coffee?" (unless that thing selling coffee for a dollar has been removed)
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Radium: other than the "Xion unit ver 9.2U" text on it (what it should be, not stup 1.23) what else is there?
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Prolly data lines
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You warp back to the Cyber Cafe. After buying coffee for your whole party, you take a closer look at Xion. Apart from some silver electric stripes and the words "Xion V 1.23" (it's the Macintosh version number =P) there is nothing interesting on it.

Your party hangs out at the cafe for about an hour. L33tz4n asks you an interesting question you never really got time to think about. "What do th3 things with a 'Chaos' prefix d0?"
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Lv.3 Confusion for me. (PSO refrence)
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If I were in contorol choas stuff prolly originated from the spot place. The land were Logic is sitting in the bathroom while Choas is eating his poptarts.
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Quote:
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If I were in contorol choas stuff prolly originated from the spot place.
How can something "originate from the Spot Place"? Everyone knows everything is made in China.

"Why don't we play around with th3m for a bit, see what their capabilities are?" L33tz4n suggests.
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Ok, we could try and put them together, but because of the fact that none of the items seem to have a theme...
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"I have an id3a," L33tz4n begins. She takes one end of the Chaos Cord and hands you the other, "pull." Both of you tug as hard as you can on the Chaos Cord, but all it does is drag you towards eachother. Odd.
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Try using it as a whip.
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You whip it forward and it curls around and painfully hits you in the back.
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hrm.

place the chaos on the contacts of Xion's chip.
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You put it on the end of the chip. It is now a chip on a string.
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ok dismantle that.

We have now proven that "Chaos" does not mean "Energy" even though it might.

Have L33tz4n and Uberbob hold the cord, but try to focus on eachother's mind, like a telepathic link.

[edit]What about that nordescrapteneradslkfjlajkdhfljkhadf thingy? wouldn't we just need some kind of power system and we have a temp shell for Xion...[/edit]
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Nobody seems quite sure of the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire' s function.

You both hold the cord and try to communicate telepathicly. You try real hard, but with no results.
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Chaos does not mean Telepathic.

Use: dagger: Chaos cord
--do: cut a piece off the end, about 1cm away from the end.

Analyze small piece of chaos cord.
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I threw that dagger off the cliff, so you borrow Faw's spear. Though you try and try, your cutting the Chaos Cord only seems to make it stronger.
 

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