## Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 01:16 PM #1281 hm... Chaos = Indestructable? Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught. Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?) __________________
 Grath JCF Member Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 68 Sep 13, 2003, 01:18 PM #1282 Tie the Chaos Cord to the ceiling, then pull on it. If Movement = Yes, and Direction = Up, Then say 'It has a STRONGER, opposite reaction!' Edit: MY PRECIOUSS PaGE! __________________
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 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 01:22 PM #1283 You tie the cord to the celing and pull down as hard as you can on it, but all it manages to do is push a hole into the celing. You push the cord upwards and manage to get your head stuck in that hole.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 01:25 PM #1284 hmm... Use: Chaos Chord --how: lash the chord forewards but do not pull back. Control: L33tz4n Go: Computer (assuming in the computer lab) Login o google.com_ --if google.com = 404 ----Then o yahoo.com_ search: Chaos Chord_ View Results_ __________________
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 Originally Posted by Xion hm... Chaos = Indestructable? Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught. Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?)
missed this too.
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 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 01:28 PM #1286 You lash the cord forwards and it hits you in the face. When you can feel your nose again (don't ask why you need to), you consider searching the net for "Chaos Cord". Unfortunately, the computer is not here, and was taken away for repairs that will be done post 1500. Xion, I ignored that other statement because it sucks.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 01:32 PM #1287 ugh. Try holding the cord foreward and pulling it back quickly, seeing what happens. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 01:33 PM #1288 You pull backwards on the cord. When you start pulling, it flaps towards you. When you finish, it springs back out away from you. In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.
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 Originally Posted by Radium In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.
YAY! Now ressurect me.

Why don't we check the trading post quick, see the inventory, and if nothing has changed, let's go crash at Fort Strato.
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 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 01:41 PM #1290 "Let's figure out these Chaos thing5 first," L33tz4n insists. Anyways, you just chugged a half gallon of coffee and you think you can sleep?
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 01:45 PM #1291 hrm. Good point, radium. (I can sleep after coffee, it's pretty easy. It's just that if you wait an hour and then try to sleep that's where it difficult.) It's confusion. Think about it: we push it foreward, it goes backward. We pull it down, it goes up. we push it up and it goes down. Now...for the oil. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 01:49 PM #1292 Content with your studies of the Cord, you take out your can of Chaos Oil.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 01:50 PM #1293 Can? I thought it was a vial. anyways, try placing a drop of the chaos oil on the chaos chord. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:02 PM #1294 It's a large metal vial. A lot like a can, really. You place a drop on the Chaos Cord. The slippery looking oil runs over the surface, solidifying that part of the cord like some kind of glue.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:11 PM #1295 hrm... Oil you'd think would be slick, but this is sticky. Content here. Chaos = Confused. __________________
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 Originally Posted by Xion Chaos = Confused.
There is such a better word for this. It starts with an O.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:19 PM #1297 Opposite. I hope you're happy, little miss gottabeperfect. Anyways, town pipe to the trading post. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:24 PM #1298 You teleport to the Trading Post. Once inside, you notice that the Webcam is gone. "Where's the Camera?" you ask in the general direction you think that the gremlins are standing. "A lawyer came by earlier and traded those grapes for it," one replies, "there were three, but we destroyed one because a kid almost ate it. He could've choked, ya know." Items for Trade: -Chaos Lightbulb -Rope -Lord of the Rings DVD -Lazer Pointer -Chaos Grapes (2) -Pandora's Can -Bandana -Banana -Basketball -Pandora's Shoe Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire -Snufuss Cloak -10 Noberries -\$14 -Pandora's Car Keys (2) -Twenty-Four Leaf Clover -Crystal -Chaos Oil -Chaos Cord -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Infinite's BETTER Map -Treepieces -Bookmark of Eternity -Pink Gumball (10) -Xion
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:29 PM #1299 Trade a pink gumball for the bandana Give: Bandana: Araches Equip: Araches: Bandana __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:31 PM #1300 All the gumballs count as one item.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:32 PM #1301 hm. Trade 1\$ for the bandana. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:36 PM #1302 The gremlins do not care how much you say your currency is worth. For all they know, a fourteen dollar bill is worth less than a one dollar bill. Each thing in your invintory with a bullet by it is one item.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:37 PM #1303 *sigh* Clover for bandana. __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:39 PM #1304 You trade and make Araches put on the bandana.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:46 PM #1305 let's get her a gungir. XD Analyze: bandana --any special effects? __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 02:50 PM #1306 The Bandana appears to do nothing but be a bandana.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 02:53 PM #1307 No defence bonuses, no mental bonuses, nothing hidden in the seam... Btw what color is the bandana? __________________
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 03:05 PM #1308 Red.
 Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 13, 2003, 03:21 PM #1309 Well, I'm back hurray.
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 Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz Well, I'm back hurray.
Fine, WB.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 05:27 PM #1311 O.O oooo red coat red bandana... All that's missing is the blade-on-a-long-red-stick and there's a picture! btw wb rec __________________
 Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 13, 2003, 05:36 PM #1312 Ehh, Xion you forgot very revealing "Skirt" and cheap wind effect.
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 05:47 PM #1313 Be gettin ye back on topic, m' liege.
 Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 13, 2003, 05:53 PM #1314 Fine fine...>( I'll do a poll for the Cake. Who wants to trade it for something?
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 05:56 PM #1315 Unless you have something insane planned, I'd suggest trading the Treepieces, Gumballs, Bandana, and Cloak.
 Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 13, 2003, 05:57 PM #1316 But I like my wood chips.
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 05:59 PM #1317 *sigh* From the items offered and my verbal hints, your course of action should be obvious.
 Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Sep 13, 2003, 06:03 PM #1318 Gumballs : Shoe Cloak : Grapes Woodchips : Laze Pointer Bandana : Bannana
 Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Sep 13, 2003, 06:07 PM #1319 Items for Trade: -Chaos Lightbulb -Rope -Lord of the Rings DVD -Treepieces -Snufuss Cloak -Pandora's Can -Twenty-Four Leaf Clover -Bandana -Basketball -Pink Gumballs (10) Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire -Chaos Grapes (2) -10 Noberries -\$14 -Pandora's Car Keys (2) -Banana -Crystal -Chaos Oil -Chaos Cord -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Infinite's BETTER Map -Lazer Pointer -Bookmark of Eternity -Pandora's Shoe -Xion Sux, the light in the lazer seems to be broken. A nice battery in there, though.
 Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Sep 13, 2003, 06:11 PM #1320 O.O Put the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire, the battery from the pointer, and Xion's chip to create a temp shell! __________________