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Sep 13, 2003, 01:16 PM
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hm...
Chaos = Indestructable?

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught.
Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?)
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Tie the Chaos Cord to the ceiling, then pull on it.
If Movement = Yes,
and Direction = Up,
Then say 'It has a STRONGER, opposite reaction!'

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You tie the cord to the celing and pull down as hard as you can on it, but all it manages to do is push a hole into the celing. You push the cord upwards and manage to get your head stuck in that hole.
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hmm...

Use: Chaos Chord
--how: lash the chord forewards but do not pull back.

Control: L33tz4n
Go: Computer (assuming in the computer lab)
Login

o google.com_
--if google.com = 404
----Then o yahoo.com_
search: Chaos Chord_
View Results_
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hm...
Chaos = Indestructable?

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught.
Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?)
missed this too.
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You lash the cord forwards and it hits you in the face. When you can feel your nose again (don't ask why you need to), you consider searching the net for "Chaos Cord". Unfortunately, the computer is not here, and was taken away for repairs that will be done post 1500.

Xion, I ignored that other statement because it sucks.
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Sep 13, 2003, 01:32 PM
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ugh.

Try holding the cord foreward and pulling it back quickly, seeing what happens.
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You pull backwards on the cord. When you start pulling, it flaps towards you. When you finish, it springs back out away from you.

In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.
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In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.
YAY! Now ressurect me.

Why don't we check the trading post quick, see the inventory, and if nothing has changed, let's go crash at Fort Strato.
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"Let's figure out these Chaos thing5 first," L33tz4n insists. Anyways, you just chugged a half gallon of coffee and you think you can sleep?
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Sep 13, 2003, 01:45 PM
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hrm.

Good point, radium. (I can sleep after coffee, it's pretty easy. It's just that if you wait an hour and then try to sleep that's where it difficult.)

It's confusion.

Think about it: we push it foreward, it goes backward. We pull it down, it goes up. we push it up and it goes down.

Now...for the oil.
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Content with your studies of the Cord, you take out your can of Chaos Oil.
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Can? I thought it was a vial.

anyways, try placing a drop of the chaos oil on the chaos chord.
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It's a large metal vial. A lot like a can, really.

You place a drop on the Chaos Cord. The slippery looking oil runs over the surface, solidifying that part of the cord like some kind of glue.
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hrm...

Oil you'd think would be slick, but this is sticky.

Content here. Chaos = Confused.
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Chaos = Confused.
There is such a better word for this. It starts with an O.
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Sep 13, 2003, 02:19 PM
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Opposite.

I hope you're happy, little miss gottabeperfect.

Anyways, town pipe to the trading post.
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You teleport to the Trading Post. Once inside, you notice that the Webcam is gone.
"Where's the Camera?" you ask in the general direction you think that the gremlins are standing.
"A lawyer came by earlier and traded those grapes for it," one replies, "there were three, but we destroyed one because a kid almost ate it. He could've choked, ya know."

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-Pandora's Can
-Bandana
-Banana
-Basketball
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pink Gumball (10)
-Xion
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Sep 13, 2003, 02:29 PM
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Trade a pink gumball for the bandana

Give: Bandana: Araches
Equip: Araches: Bandana
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Sep 13, 2003, 02:31 PM
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All the gumballs count as one item.
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Sep 13, 2003, 02:32 PM
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hm.

Trade 1$ for the bandana.
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The gremlins do not care how much you say your currency is worth. For all they know, a fourteen dollar bill is worth less than a one dollar bill. Each thing in your invintory with a bullet by it is one item.
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*sigh*

Clover for bandana.
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You trade and make Araches put on the bandana.
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Sep 13, 2003, 02:46 PM
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let's get her a gungir. XD

Analyze: bandana
--any special effects?
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The Bandana appears to do nothing but be a bandana.
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No defence bonuses, no mental bonuses, nothing hidden in the seam...

Btw what color is the bandana?
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Red.
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Well, I'm back hurray.
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Well, I'm back hurray.
Fine, WB.
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Sep 13, 2003, 05:27 PM
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O.O oooo

red coat
red bandana...

All that's missing is the blade-on-a-long-red-stick and there's a picture!

btw wb rec
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Ehh, Xion you forgot very revealing "Skirt" and cheap wind effect.
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Be gettin ye back on topic, m' liege.

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Fine fine...>(

I'll do a poll for the Cake. Who wants to trade it for something?
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Unless you have something insane planned, I'd suggest trading the Treepieces, Gumballs, Bandana, and Cloak.
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Sep 13, 2003, 05:57 PM
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But I like my wood chips.
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Sep 13, 2003, 05:59 PM
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*sigh* From the items offered and my verbal hints, your course of action should be obvious.
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Sep 13, 2003, 06:03 PM
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Gumballs : Shoe
Cloak : Grapes
Woodchips : Laze Pointer
Bandana : Bannana
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Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Treepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Lazer Pointer
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion


Sux, the light in the lazer seems to be broken. A nice battery in there, though.
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Sep 13, 2003, 06:11 PM
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O.O

Put the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire, the battery from the pointer, and Xion's chip to create a temp shell!
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