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Disappear as in turn invisible, or disappear as in are cruelly severed and leave heavily bleeding stumps?
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The second one. Only without blood.


Mypage.
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Pagesteal.
Edit: Blah.


So you can't press the pedals?
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You could use your hands, just not at the same time as the steering wheel. And anyway, I've already explained that the car can't reach that hieght either.
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Well, yes, but I was more thinking of the trading post.


Use Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire. (Ooh, a character limit! Fun!)


(Do items from Chaos Clothing have a Chaos prefix?)
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(Do items from Chaos Clothing have a Chaos prefix?)
No.

You would use the Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire, but you are unsure how to use it. But it is still an object of great power.


Comeon, I'm sure you'll think of something crazy to do.
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Check Inventory.
Check Time Elapsed.
Check Time Until Legs Come Back.
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-6 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-LED
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom


Twenty minutes have passed. Your legs will return in about ten minutes.
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Hmmm.... what is the ladder to Upper Placespot made of?
What does the Chaos Cord appear to be made of?
How sharp does the Chaos Cord look? (Though I presume it's the opposite of what it looks like)
Is Pandora's Shoe wearable? (if you had feet)
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Hmmm.... what is the ladder to Upper Placespot made of?
What does the Chaos Cord appear to be made of?
How sharp does the Chaos Cord look? (Though I presume it's the opposite of what it looks like)
Is Pandora's Shoe wearable? (if you had feet)
Random questions; that's the spirit!

The ladder is made of rope and hard plastic tubes. The Chaos Cord appears to be made of metal, like a long skinny spring. It looks sharpish dull. Quite neutral, really. Pandora's shoe is wearable. Just soggy.
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Haphazardly drive to the Ladder.
Get onto the ladder.
Chop off bottom of ladder using Chaos Cord.
Hope the opposite effect causes the ladder to fall up.
if (plan != work ) Ideas = 0


(Also, if Noberries only apply to living things, would they work on Chaos objects because of Chaos' reversing properties?)
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Er... how do you cut a rope with a cord? Anyway, that would only affect the Chaos Cord.

And no, Randomisim overpowers Chaos.
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Swing the chord up and reverse rappel to the top.
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You swing the cord up and it hits your foot.
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drop the chord down then. >(
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The cord's end goes into the sky.
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Control Araches/Faw/L337z4n (Whoever's closer to the ladder)
Grab end of chaos cord, tie to top of ladder, loosen.
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omb u agreed on no outside help )< )<
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Equip Wings.
BEGIN LOOP
Fly up
When arms = tired, Grab Ladder.
Rest
When arms = rested
check: top?
--if NO
----then repeat from point.
--if YES
----End loop.
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You finally reach the top after about forty minutes. At the middle of Upper Placespot, the lawyer is already waiting for you. "BWHAHAHAHHAAHA," he says, "HAHA! My ugly green ferret thing!" He proceeds to stuff Fawriel uncerimoniously into a large black trash bag, then begins running off to where you assume his invisible plane is. Oh no. Do what?
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since race is over, allies can help.

Who has that spell that reduces intelegence to 0?
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Araches -> Frenzeh:
Frenzeh: Reduces defense and intelligence to zero. The total reduced amount is added to speed, and twice that is added to attack.
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Meanwhile, put Bookmark of Eternity inside airplane before it can take off.

On second thought, don't. He won fair and square, and is entitled to Faw, for what good he may do him.
But insist he take the rest of you along, too.
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He's too busy running away laughing to comprehend anything you say.

But I really liked your bookmark idea; 'twould be quite entertaining to watch. Except you'd need a way to outrun him.
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Araches: Cast Frenzeh on Uberbob

L33tz4n points uberbob in the lawyer's direction

Let him fly!
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Bah, you're no fun.

-> Radium: Content Skip

Obtained Lawerpieces!
Obtained Planepieces!
Obtained Benchpieces!
Fawriel has (re)joined the party!
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Aww! Stupid V-chip. Come here *holds a screwdriver* you got a chip in your brain...

Analyze: Lawyerpieces: Check for camera
Analyze: Planepieces: check for robot parts
Analyze: Benchpieces

(I like the word "Analyze" because it contains a fun word. FIND THE WORD!)
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Lawyerpieces: My V-Chip has removed this sentence. But you did find Webcam!

Planepieces/Benchpieces/Lawyerpieces: Nothing more than scrapmetal/lawyer. Therefore, all three are automatically added to what is now the Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-6 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-LED
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Webcam
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Town pipe: Internet Cafe

Try to hook up xion, computer, and Webcam together.
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You manage to attach the webcam to Xion. No, we aren't giving him an internet connection. The gremlin's computer has arrived, but the monitor, keyboard, and mouse are still being shipped from Japan. They say you can borrow the speakers if you bring them back someday. Speakers have also been attached to Xion.
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I'd be going soon, so here's a final idea

Remove all the lawyer pieces from the Long name thingy (what I'm going to call it from now) and also remove the tire. put these items in inventory.

Try eating the lawyer pieces: If he could warp, maybe eating his parts would help absorb his powers.

And can I get an idea of the current year it is? The pioneer Project didn't start until around the fifth millenia, where the planet was on it's last legs and a worldwide evacuation was called. That's the pioneer project.


Here's the idea: After Xion got nailed by the ship in the dock, perhaps his harddrive (which I possibly think holds all memories and compressed photon items) went into space, hit a wormhole, and warped into the current (uberbob's) time.

Either that, or the people can not only warp through space, but also through time. O.O
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I think the tire and stuff are permanently installed.

Xion: Earth and Carrotus are two different planets. Not that there's any reason to think this is Carrotus, but there's no reason to assume it's Earth, either.

And I still don't like the idea of killing someone just because they won a race against you.


Control: Araches
Take Uberbob's wings.
Throw Uberbob off the edge of Upper Placespot.
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Don't worry, Unknown. He was just a lawyer. And yes, everything in that (longname) item is permanent. Your invintory would be huge without that.

Xion, what more do I have to do to get you to stop talking about PSO?
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We could step on his chip.
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Don't worry, Derby just hasn't noticed that the real Xion has 3.5 warnings.
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Derby was the one who warned him all 3.5 times. Why wouldn't he notice?
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It's all the private massages.
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Check inventory
Take 14$ and dunk them into chaos oil.
Add planepeices to the combo.

Get Araches to stuff that down Uberbob's throat or something.
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Eer... no. How about not. Throats are really a bit too small.
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It's all the private massages.
Is that a typo or was it intended?
 

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