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And my page 40.
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Just answer the question, Radifoo. WHAT YEAR IS IT FOR UBERBOB? (I wanna see if my theories are correct, PSO related or not.)

Also, if we are in the upperplacespot (600ft up, you say?) can we see things in the distance? Look around for islands that may be around.
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You are unable to see off the platform, due to clouds. And the year is (truck drives by)04.
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So for all I know it could be 2004 or 4004 (Before P2 came to Ragol) but that would also point out th...

P2 is on it's way.
they have darn good chinese.
They have good cakes.

It has to make sence.


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Control: Uberbob
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Gradient is in hell. His stats are 0, 0, 0, 0 and 0. He was blown up when I decided to destroy all PSO-related things in this story. I was trying to prove a point, but I think I failed.
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The number of inaccurate haikus I see never ceases to amaze me. Assuming that was supposed to be one.

Look around off of Upper Placespot through crystal.



Aaaand, it doesn't need to be #004, just ##04. For all you know it could be 0104.
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Or 0004.

You look off of Upper Placespot through the crystal. Oceans go as far as you can see in all directions. Sure, there are some things out there but let's try to obey the Gremlin Guru a bit first.
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Do any of the stores sell paint?
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What are the benches made of?
Is there anything for sale or in the inventory that could draw on the benches?
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The benches are made of recycled plastic (ooh, enviorment friendly!). You could probably scratch something in them with about any item in your invintory.
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Remove nails from Bench A.
Move Bench A over to Bench B.
Write "Join-a-quest today! Low rates, high adventure, fame and glory! Bring your own magic powers." on Bench A (or make Fawriel write it).
Turn Bench A on its side and lift it into the air a few feet above Bench B, so the words are right side up.
Support Bench A with Bookmark of Eternity.
Stand behind Bench B (after rejecting possibility of asking Araches to be a "booth babe").


The end result should look something like this:


[Words]

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Interactive time! I'll let you choose any two characters from the "Everyone's Characters" thread. Except they both can't be chosen by the same person.
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Shuriken Darkblade.

(And I thought the whole thing was interactive)
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I'll reply to this as soon as my power's back. And your request for Se(fancy N)or Enchilada has been ignored.
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...How come whenever I post there's a silence in that thread for a few days, before it returns and completely ignores what I said?
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Yay, my power's back.

Shuriken has been mysically added to the party!

-Shuri's Status:
Health: 40%
Defense: 30%
Intelligence: 40%
Attack: 70%
Speed: 90%
Magic: 10%
Spells: Haste: Increases an ally's speed.
Weapon: Katana


Foo hash been myshtically added to teh party!

-Foo's Status:
Health: 50%
Defense: 40%
Intelligence: 20%
Attack: 60%
Speed: 50%
Magic: 4.87%
Spells: Dingwhyrandomwhat: Randomly scrambles the digits in an enemy or ally's numerical stats. Can only be cast once every very long time. Generally either incredibly powerful or utterly useless.
Weapon: Cannonball on a string


Se(fancy N)or Enchilada has been mystically added to the party but was tragically hit by a truck before his introduction and has been disinigrated(sp?).
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YAYAYAYAY! WB Radium.
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Infinite Spaz has been hit by fifty-nine pickup trucks and now resembles something between ketchup and fried rice.

Back on topic.
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We got teh allies, time to go to lower placespot
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Oooh, I sense somebody's been keeping a list.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-6 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion+Camera+LED
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom


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When did we get a cam, and an led?
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Fine, I made them part of Xion.
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add Infinite's BETTER Map to Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire.
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It is now the Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.
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Okay, I fixed some mistakes in the inventory.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-6 Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Skateboard
-Druid Robe

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-Leetzan
-Shuriken
-Foo
-Xion
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Can either Foo or Shuriken drive?
Although you can't cast Haste twice on one person, can two people each cast it once on the same person?
Why did "L33tz4n" lose the numbers?
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Quote:
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Can either Foo or Shuriken drive?
Although you can't cast Haste twice on one person, can two people each cast it once on the same person?
Why did "L33tz4n" lose the numbers?
1.) No.
2.) No.
3.) I got lazy, the row of number keys is just so far away...
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Arrange following sequence of events:
  • Haste is cast on Araches.
  • Araches is given one set of Pandora's Car Keys.
  • Araches climbs down ladder.
  • Uberbob does not stare down her dress.
  • Fawriel warps everyone to Trading Post.
  • Araches drives Pandora's Car to Trading Post.
  • Check Trading Post hopefully.
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Quote:
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[*]Uberbob does not stare down her dress.
What sort of person climbs down a ladder upside down?

You all go to the trading post.
Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Skateboard
-Druid Robe
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Can Shuriken or Foo swim?
How does Xion hold up to water?
Is Lower Placespot still underwater?
How many people can Pandora's Car technically hold?
Does Chaos Oil float?
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Quote:
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Can Shuriken or Foo swim?
How does Xion hold up to water?
Is Lower Placespot still underwater?
How many people can Pandora's Car technically hold?
Does Chaos Oil float?
1.) Both can.
2.) I don't know, but I'm sure nobody'd object to you finding out.
3.) Yes.
4.) How many people do you want it to hold?
5.) Does oil float?

A while back a gremlin gave you the hint you needed.
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What was the hint?
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If I told you, it would change from "hint" to "instruction."
 

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