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Completely miss any hidden meaning behind the words "mermaid friends".
No, it was pretty much the only part of that sentence that wasn't a massive hint.
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Hmmm.... it's been a while.

Control Faw.
Go look for berries.
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Xion comes back to life! =D God then smites Xion. D=
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Xion comes back to life! =D God then smites Xion. D=
I bet we all saw that coming.
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I bet we all saw that coming.
Aye, I'm running out of things to do to you.
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I bet we all saw that coming.
Nah. I expected the order of the faces to be switched around.

Control Faw.
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Robot Xion jumps out of the portal behind the crate!
All the merfolk then instantly blast him, leaving behind nothing but an optical sensor, a Hunter's Licence, and a finger.


There you go. Another way to dispose of me and another chance at my chip.
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Er... no. One more attempt to take control, bring (any) Xion back, or assimilate PSO elements into this and I'll brutally ignore any more of your replies.

Faw doesn't find anything.
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Any chaos food inside the shop?
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Any chaos food inside the shop?
No.
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No chaos items... how about Traftonberries? (All that time and no berries grew at all?)
What happened to the mugged Merperson?
Tell L33tz4n that if she would work better with one of the Cyber Cafe Computers, you're sure you can get along fine with the merm - err, people - alone.
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See, I don't understand that last sentence...
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I never said there were no Chaos Items, Infinite just asked some random question about food and a store. If you want the...
Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)


The game was loaded after you mugged the merperson because you were blasted to tiny little pieces immedietly afterwards.

And L33tz4n chooses not to leave. Not again.
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I meant are there any chaos foods in the trading post.
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Are there any objects beginning with Chaos, Trafton or No available in Upper Placespot?
What happened to the Merperson whose laser was taken while Uberbob was invisible?
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No, no relevent or useful items are currently available in Upper Placespot.

The merperson who had his lazer taken is now itty bitty little pieces that litter the ground.
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You ignored me...
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Excellent...

Take some Merperson pieces.
Search area near Trafton's Cave for Traftonberries.
Ask Trafton's Cave's Door if Trafton likes pink gumballs.


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No, Infinite, I answered you.

It would be somewhat suicidal to get close enough to retrieve any Merpieces. Traftonberries do not grow underwater. And Trafton's door is unable to answer questions, as it is an inanimate object.
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Ask the Trafton beyond the door if he like Pink Gumballs.
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Bang on door.
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No reply. Maybe Trafton is on vacation.
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Attempt to pry open the door with the LSOD.
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Oddly enough, the real Trafton is on vacation.
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Oddly enough, the real Trafton is on vacation.
So the game trafton cannot be on vacation too?
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controll: uberbob
if: lowerplacespot=true
put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it on top of it
use chaoscord to crush lock by placing it over the lock and pulling it up so it goes down and crushes the lock between bookmark of eternety and chaoscord

if: lowerplacespot=false
go: lowerplacespot
put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it on top of it
use chaoscord to crush lock by placing it over the lock and pulling it up so it goes down and crushes the lock between bookmark of eternety and chaoscord

you take the dagger/knife and hand it over to someone in your party who has no weapons.

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controll: uberbob
go: gerbill thing
use chaos cord to push away the stone
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You try that stuff and it doesn't work. Remember, the strength of a chaos item is only as strong as what it shouldn't be doing. If you can't crush the lock with your hands, you can't crush it by pushing or pulling the Cord.
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Pry open the door to trafton's cave with the LSOD.
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If you have ever tried to open a door with a lacrosse stick, you will know how this turns out.


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Are there any windows?
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No, caves generally don't have those.
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Catch a fish with Lacrosse Stick of Doom.
Check inventory.
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The fish are doing a grand job of avoiding you. Perhaps I'm giving some stuff away, but if you caught a fish you'd have no reason to go past the Chaos Ward.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
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Control: Fawriel.
Catch Fish.

Control: Uberbob.
Check if Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire is usable as breathing equipment.
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Uberbob remains unsure of the Scraptstrudel's use. And Fawriel finds no fish. Mean, aren't I?
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there we go.

Let's have L33tz4n and Uberbob go back up to the surface.

Remove the Chaos Grape from L33tz4n's throat, and have Shuri choke on it. (VERY VERY IMPORTANT)

Then, let's have Shuri and Uberbob go down as L33tz4n works on the laser.

SAVE THE GAME!!!

Manipulate the thirdnote into a large rope of junk.

Have Shuri grab the thirdnote rope, take the LSOD, Take a deep breath, and remove the grape. She will have a set amount of posts (I'm guessing anywhere from five to fifteen) before she runs out of air, so we need to work quickly. Have Shuri swim as fast as possible (she is the only one that can swim) on the other side of the ward, as far as the thirdnote rope will take her. If she runs out of slack, have her keep swiming to possibly drag you past the ward. If not, have her tug twice on the rope. That means she is out of slack, and is letting go. If she finds something on the other side while holding on to the thirdnote rope, three tugs. If she needs to quick get back out because she's low on air, two quick tugs and a hard pull. If she has gotten whatever we need on the other side of the ward, four tugs.

If 2 tugs, wait patiently untill you get 4 tugs or the 2-1 combo.
if three tugs, wait again untill 4 tugs or the 2-1 combo.
If the 2-1 combo is done, Pull as fast as possible and get the grape back into shuri's throat as quickly as possible.
If 4 tugs, then pull shuri back to you and give her back the grape to choke on again.
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Before you try anything big, it's time for...

Random Enemy Encounter!
Merman Battlemage Attacks!
Abilities: Non-elemental magic, two attacks
Merman Sporkwielder attacks!
Abilities: Chaos Aura
Bob the Fish attacks!
Abilities: Self Destruct



Bob the Fish defends
Merman Sporkwielder defends
> Uberbob takes 10 damage
> L33tz4n takes 10 damage
Merman Battlemage casts OwRay
> L33tz4n takes 20 damage
Merman Battlemage casts OwWave
> L33tz4n takes 15 damage
> Uberobob takes 15 damage

Uberbob and L33tz4n's move.
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Uberbob: Thrust Bob the Fish into Battlemager's face.
L33tz4n: Gently toss Sporkwielder away from Chaos Ward.
 

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