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You return to Trafton, who promptly gives you breathing gear. "Ah, you pwned the merpeople," he says. Then he goes and builds a bridge over the crack thing.

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Nov 7, 2003, 04:21 PM
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cool.

Wait. if the Chaos Grape is disenchanted, isn't uberbob still choking?

Pull grape out of throat and put on the breathing gear (Let's call it the Air Necklace! )

Ask Trafton if he will join us in our adventure.

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Er... yeah. Take the grape out.

Trafton will not join you because he is too busy conquering Asia.
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Nov 7, 2003, 05:30 PM
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In reality or online?
--If in reality = true
----then ask if we can join him.

Anyways.

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n try to raise to the surface with the breathing gear...

PAUSE
Rename: Breathing Gear = Air Necklace
UNPAUSE
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Rename breathing gear Xion.
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And radium, if you decide to try to ignore those last three commands because they are "PSO related" You're wrong: They're SA2:b related.
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Breathing Gear is now named Xion the Air Tank.

Trafton is conquering Asia online. And you are unable to raise to the surface with the air tank because it's Traftonated.

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-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
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-Book of Gerbil
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Use the car keys to fix the Xion the air tank, use a gas pump to get the book of Gerbil into the air tank, then turn the air tank on and drive up to the surface in your brand new: Xion the Air filled Ferrari
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coool.

(Maybe another copy of my chip is inside?)

Shake the airtank
-Listen for anything inside.

Explore across the bridge of the chasm
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You shake the Air Tank. It explodes )=. You can't walk to the chasm(sp?) because of the Chaos Ward.

Game Saved =D.
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Nov 7, 2003, 06:08 PM
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Give L33tz4n all the chaos items

Go to the Chasm wearing the air tank
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Air tank has exploded
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You mean Xion aka Air Tank has exploded. This is like the 30th time your character was excluded from this thread due to a 'sudden death'. It could mean some sort of sign.
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wait, if it exploded, shouldn't we have been blasted up to the surface?

Since we're still on the floor of the ocean, there was no force exerted from the explosion. Since there was no force exerted from the explosion, there was no explosion.

Glitch: Xion the Air Tank
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You know xion, pointing out paradoxs won't make it not happen, knowing Radium he will give some lame excuse, or say that the Air Tank particles vanish.
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I just realised something though:

You can be blown away, but still be on the same plane. Urgh.

Since we saved the game, let's jump in the contained black hole.
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wait, if it exploded, shouldn't we have been blasted up to the surface?
No, you should have died.
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Since we're still on the floor of the ocean, there was no force exerted from the explosion.
Yes, It's common knowledge that physics only applies above sea level. An air tank is like a bottle of pressurized(sp?) air. And it exploded. Not the firey "FBWWRAOOAWWWMMMN" kind of explosion, but the bubbly "BPHOOOPPPHGSKK" kind of explosion. See what I mean?
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so there's a big air bubble here?

Try to jump in it, maybe the surface tension can carry us up.

Anyways, if that doesn't work, try to jump in the blackhole.
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Quote:
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so there's a big air bubble here?
NO you idot; things don't explode in one big air bubble! Gerroff your condemned computer and go scuba diving!

Edit: NOW! I don't CARE If it's November! DO IT NOW.

Edit2: AND MAKE YOUR AIR TANK BLOW UP. PLZ.
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I don't even know how to swim in the firstplace, Element #88.

Anyways, JUMP IN THE DANGED BLACKHOLE!
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Youjumpintheblackholedieandloadgame. Happy?

Can't swim? IF WISCONSIN FLOODS YOU ARE GOING TO DIE =D
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If Wisconsin floods I'm going to Florida.
If Florida floods I'm going to California.
If California sinks into the ocean I'll move to Virginia.
If Virginia floods, then we'll all be happy. *eg*

Anyways, ask trafton if he can throw you up to the surface.
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Your lungs do not contain enough oxygen to speak D=.
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Have L33tz4n give you CPR
Then try

[13:48] < Strato> Have L33tz4n give you CPR
[13:48] * Strato grows insanly jealous
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> hehehehehe
[13:49] < Strato> ;P
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> It was an idea
[13:49] < Strato> what "kind" of "idea"
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> Air from the Chaos Grape being shared
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> DUH
[13:50] < Strato>

(PROOF! STRATO DOES LOVE L33TZ4N!)
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L33tz4n does not want to give you CPR. =D
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Just lock lips with L33tz4n, and explain when you get enough air.
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You do that. You have more air!


Stratn is either going to hold that against you or hate you.
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Guess it was answer A.
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so we're dead?

Have L33tz4n try to find a cliff near the island and try to get us both up.
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Dead? What island?

You know, there's a teleporter on the other side of the bridge.
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Nov 8, 2003, 11:35 AM
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Well we weren't aware of that because were unable to go there before.

Go to the Chaos Ward

Drop all Chaos Items
Go across the bridge
Go in teleporter
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Pay more attention.

You drop the Chaos Items, and L33tz4n doesn't choke on the grape... er.. however you drop it. You cross the chasm to the teleporter on the other side. Do you want to enter the teleporter?
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Sure, why not. I'm not sure if there is anything to lose, but then, I'm kind of confused.

Uberbob: Enter Teleporter from side closest to the rift.
L33tz4n: Enter Teleporter from side farthest from the rift.
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In a lame special effect, you're both are teleported to Evil Grandma Conquista's Evil Grocery. The rest of your party is waiting there, including Faw, who the Gremlins gave back after concluding he had no value (they kept the Frosted Flakes, though). Grandma Conquista waits behind the counter, hoping you buy something. Many evil people walk around the building, but most evil of all you hear a repeditive tune coming from outside.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
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Party:
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-L33tz4n
-Fawriel
-Araches
-Foo
-Shuri
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Nov 8, 2003, 01:44 PM
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First things first:
REVIVE UBERBOB!

Second, go investigate the music.
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The repetitive tune you hear actually contains subliminal messages, brainwashing those who listen. Foo and Shuri are the only ones affected, and turn against the party.
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No. My bold text!

You walk outside. A man who appears to be the pawn shop owner from Kings Quest VI is turning a crank on a small music box as a very evil looking monkey dances. A rather large crowd of people have gathered around to watch, including the map shop owner, a clone of Grandma Conquista, and Jay.
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Nov 8, 2003, 01:55 PM
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ehm...can we loot the other stores?
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