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Ask Faw what happened after he arrived at Upper Placespot.
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Faw tells you that as soon as he got there, there was an explosion. "What happen?" He asked. "Someone set up us the bomb!" Grandma Conquista answered. Then the chipmarks locked them all up, saying "You have no chance for survive, make your time".

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Well, I assume there are somewhere. Killing off entire species is generally pretty tough. None are in sight, though.
Hasn't Uberbob already done that twice?
Has Faw learned any new skills or spells while he was away?
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Hasn't Uberbob already done that twice?
Well, I said generally.
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Has Faw learned any new skills or spells while he was away?
No.
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Can we return to Shuri's corpse...I mean, Doesn't Faw have revival abilites?
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Go to the city place (I forget the name) and go to the graveyard. Have Faw cast Raise on Shuri's grave.
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I forgot the name too, but you go there and revive Shuriken. shuriken has rejoined your party!
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Magic Map to Pandora's Island Trading Post.
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Sound effect! Teleport!

Items for Trade:
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Add the skull to the thirdnote...I assume it has no monetary value.
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Trade the Bracelet for the Rope. Get in Pandora's car and set out for the Icy Wasteland (which is where Wafflelord's Fortress is). SAVE upon arrival.
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trade Xion chipmark skull for broken lazer light.
if that doesn't work, trade pegleg and hook for broken lazer light.

add broken lazer light to Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
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Icy Wasteland (which is where Wafflelord's Fortress is)
Correction, Blackraptor's fortress. Wafflelord lived in NewSuperUberMegatropolis and was killed by Furious.

You trade the Bracelet for the Rope and the Chipmark Skull for the Lazer, which is added to the Thirdnote.
You, L33tz4n, Araches, Faw, and Shuri climb into Pandora's car and head off towards the frozen Isle of Darkness. You dismount on what appears to be the only shore, vertical cliffs all around you. The only sign of life is a metal door in the distance.

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Cupcake have no tree.
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Feb 7, 2004, 09:45 AM
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Examine the door.
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The door is made of some kind of metal. It is about seven feet high and three feet wide. There is no dooknob, handle, keyhole, or lock of any kind visible. The frame around the door is too tight for even a piece of paper to slip though or under.
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Try to push the door open. If that doesn't work, have Araches cast Bloodlust on the person with the highest attack strength, then try to break the door down.
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Pushing the door does no good. Araches casts Bloodlust on Fawriel to push the door, but it still doesn't move.
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I sed BREAK it down, foo. >(
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Feb 7, 2004, 10:06 AM
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You did try that. It didn't move.
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Let's try Antifoo Isle then.
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Let's try Antifoo Isle then.
It doesn't move either.
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Feb 7, 2004, 12:39 PM
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Well put, Unknown.
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Hit the door with the ThirdNoteetc.
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The Thirdnote bounecs harmlessly off of it.
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Feb 7, 2004, 03:24 PM
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Use telekinesis to open the door.
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It doesn't move either.
You dolt, I said that as a suggestion to try GOING there. Sometimes when there is a sealed door you are not supposed to go there yet.
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"Hmm," Trafton says as he pauses to think, "a generally screwed up place known as Unfoo Isle. Renamed 'Unfoo Isle' after the fall of Archmage Fooruman, of course. Essentially anyone that goes there is instantly mauled by demons. Not a nice place."
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ah. I must have missed that.
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Your telekenisis fails to open the door.

Party morale is low. Very low. Like usual.
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What time is it?
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Have Leetzan summon a Water Elemental, then try to find a crack nearby. Use the crack to try and get inside the fortress and open the door from the other side.
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L33tz4n summons an elemental as you examine the wall. It is perfectly smooth with no apparent enterance, even around the door. Whoever made this fortress evidently didn't want ANYTHING getting in.
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eat door

knock on door

have water elemental splash water on the door until it rusts

shine lazer light on door (you can use parts of the thirdnote...etc. individually, right?)
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The door will not fit in your mouth. Nobody answers the door. The door is rust proof. And no.
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Rest for 1 day, keeping someone on watch to make sure nobody misses if the door opens at a certain time of day.
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Everybody goes to sleep except for you because they like you the least.

The door doesn't open. Thirteen hours pass. The door hasn't opened yet.

Current time: 6:30
Party Morale: Very low.
 

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