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Shouldn't you show the invintory at a time like this, not the stats?
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Ask: Fooruman: About the gem.
Say, didn't Sear say something about a man in a dress earlier?

Claim: Page.
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No, I think that was Trafton.
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Fooruman does not know about the gem.

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-Druid Robe
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-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
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Attack gem.
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East is blocked. Exits are north, south, and west.
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Why can't modern RPGs be like this? XD
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Why can't modern RPGs be like this? XD
Because most kids these days can't read past a third grade level.

You walk north. There's a large clearing in the forest here. L33tz4n notes that if you ever need to set up a camp or something, this would be a good place. Faint mechanical noises are coming from the west. Exits are north, south, east, and west.
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... Loaded.

'Nyway, forest clearning, exits are north, south, east, and west.
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Quote:
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Because most kids these days can't read past a third grade level.
Why can't you teach most little kids the alphabet? Because they think V comes after T.



Anyways...

Inventory Check
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Quote:
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Why can't you teach most little kids the alphabet? Because they think V comes after T.
... I had to sing the alphabet song before I got this joke.

Inventory:
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-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-$4
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem


Uberbob(Move:2) Morale: Neutral
L33tz4n(Move:2) Morale: Neutral
Fawriel(Move:1) Morale: Neutral
Fooruman(Move:1) Morale: Neutral-High
Shuriken(Move:3) Morale: Neutral-Low
Araches(Move:2) Morale: Neutral-Low

Current location: Forest clearing.
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Hey kids! It's spelling with Radium, your favorite show!

C-R-I-T-I-S-I-S-M, thats how you spell critisism! Critisism is what makes the world go 'round! Now it's time for the Faw kicking corner!
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YAYA I CAN SPELL

Now back on topic.
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Feb 15, 2004, 02:56 PM
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West.
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You and your party go west. In front of you stands what appears to be an incredibly complex machine. Gears are turning, pumps are moving, dials are spinning, and springs and wires are randomly sticking out from the sides. After some examination, it becomes clear to you that this machine doesn't actually do anything, it just looks cool and moves.

Exits are east.
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Put Bookmark of Eternity into one of the gears.
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Machine stops.
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Add machine to Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire.
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Feb 15, 2004, 03:19 PM
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The machine is too large to carry. It's roughly 10x20x20ft.
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Feb 15, 2004, 03:20 PM
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Take any easily removable pieces from the machine.
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Feb 15, 2004, 03:22 PM
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Obtained Spring!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
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-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
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Is the spring paper?
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Feb 15, 2004, 03:23 PM
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Take Bookmark of Eternity.
East.
North.
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No, it's metal.

You go north from the clearing. An amazing structure stands in front of you; a marble sphere at least twenty feet wide with a with a stone ring around it, slightly offset to the west, all up above you on a small monolith. Four stone blocks are placed around the structure.
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Feb 15, 2004, 04:12 PM
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Analyze: Stone Blocks
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The stone blocks appear to be made from stone, and are shaped roughly like blocks. About three feet high, 2x2 on top.
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I have a feeling this structure should be familiar somehow. Is the ring a gear of some kind?
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Feb 15, 2004, 04:25 PM
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The ring doesn't appear to turn, and is part of the same piece of stone as the monolith.
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Feb 15, 2004, 04:26 PM
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Look: Exits
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Exits: South
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So this is a dead end. Mkay, gotja.

Analyze: Stone blocks
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Feb 15, 2004, 04:32 PM
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Thanks to a wonderful force called "gravity", it would be possible to put things on top of or even next to the stone block.
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Put dollar bill on each stone block.
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Oops, forgot to take that out of the inventory. You used all the money to buy rice.
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
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Put Uberbob, L33tz4n, Fawriel and Araches each on a stone block.
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You do that. Nothing happens.
 

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