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The wall is too thick and the ice pick is too picky.
"You don't love me!" Faw cries.
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say: "Oh, pish posh. They're as limber and fluffy as a featherbed."
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Faw is beginning to sound like a tamagotchi (or however that is spelled) pet, except more whiney.

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Threaten to kill Faw and dismember him if he does not go to sleep.
Claim page. Stuff page down Xion's throat and choak him.
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Hahahahaha! I beat you! You are choaking and bedless!
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You already threatened him. He pulled his "u no luv" thing.
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You should have said that. It sounds like he just spontaniously said it by how you stated your post.
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"Yes I do, Faw. I'm sorry. I'm just annoyed by hunger and that thing women get every month."
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Hug Faw
Say "I'm sorry if I ever gave you any kind of doubt about my care."
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Have Faw eat some of his frosted flakes.
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You reluctantly hug Faw again. "Yes I do, Faw. I'm sorry. I'm just annoyed by hunger and that thing women get every month."

Fawriel is out of Frosted Flakes.
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:04 PM
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say: "Come. You are weak, and need rest."
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"I'm not tired =D" he says. With the smiley.
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Eat Frosted Flakes box.
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Sing Faw a lullaby.
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Say: "Did I say you were tired? I said you were weak. Now, rest. We have dead allies, and a dead leader to revive. Who do you think we should revive first? L33tz4n, Uberbob, Araches, or Fooruman?"
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Faw already ate the boxes.

You sing Faw a lullaby. You only know the first four words of "Rock-A-Bye Baby", but he falls asleep on "A".
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:11 PM
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Lie down next to faw
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Meditate. NINJA style.
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You are too hungry to sleep. Or NINJA meditate.
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:15 PM
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Chew on Faw's pants.
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That would eventually become a tad too suggestive.
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:20 PM
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Nibble Faw's ear.
Search for small creatures like rats or mice.
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:25 PM
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Gnaw on one of uberbob's fingers
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:25 PM
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Nibble Faw's ear.
Nobody likes a Mike Tyson D<

You look around for rats or mice. None of them seem to be roaming around, but there is a small mousehole type thing in the wall.
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You peer into the mousehole. You see a mouse, but he's holding a toothpick in his mouth. He stabs you in the eye.
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Stab the mouse with the Katana.
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...jeez, what is it with sharp things in the eye? Twice with a spring, and now with a toothpick?
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You stick the katana in the mousehole. You hear a squeal, squishy noise, and silence. You pull out the sword. It's bloody.
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Attempt to pull the mouse (and toothpick) out from the hole with the katana.
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You stick the katana into the mousehole and move it around in an attempt to scrape the mouse out or something. Unfortunately, you are not successful.
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Apr 22, 2004, 02:41 PM
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Use spoon instead.
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The spoon is not long enough. You estimate the mouse is about two feet back.
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Use Faw's spear.
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You stab at the mouse with the spear, but still can't seem to get a hold of it.
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Examine the wall around the hole.
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Tie spoon to spear and use it.
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The wall is made from metal, and possibly backed by stone.
 

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