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You break open a window and walk your party in ('cept for Furious, who's still on the other side of Wafflelord). Evidently, it was the only window. It was also an enchanted one-way window.

And to answer your question: Yeah. Easy things are no fun.
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Take all items in the house.


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They were all stolen. None are left.
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Open the back door (if any) and leave through it.
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Jan 26, 2004, 05:08 AM
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There is none. This house is probably evil.
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Jan 26, 2004, 10:40 AM
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Make one. Break a hole in the wall or something.
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You manage to break a hole in the thinnest wall. Unfortunately, it's the same one you went in through.
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Same action; this time aim for the wall nearest Wafflelord.
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The wall hasn't moved, but you have managed to break your arm.

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Check: Last Post: Missspellings >)

Exit the house and try to climb over it.
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The house is unclimbable. And smooth. Actually, it may be unclimbable because it's smooth.
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Have everyone (except Furious) stand on each other's shoulders with Uberbob on top. Have him get on the roof, then pull Leetzan and Araches up.
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Where'd the house come from?
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You do not understand Uberbob. Uberbob should want to go underneath Araches.
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Your party's morale is too low to listen to your psychotic sounding ideas, even though they make perfect sense. Maybe they just don't like you.

Wafflelord charges at Furious.
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Dodge Wafflelord, then have Furious shove the house off of the skyscraper-bridge.
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I repeat, where'd the house come from?
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Quote:
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Uberbob and company charge. Wafflelord picks up a house and sets it in the middle of the bridge, blocking your path. Curses, foiled again, you is. Wafflelord turns to confront Furious.
Here. Last page.
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Jan 27, 2004, 05:59 AM
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HAha, Risp was pwned by my unclosed HTML tags.

Furious dodges Wafflelord and shoves the house off the bridge. Unfortunately, it takes Uberbob, L33tz4n, and Araches off with it. You are currently falling into a very deep chasm. Sux D=. Wafflelord prepares to attack Furious again.
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Jump out of the house and get back on the bridge. If not, die and start over. >)
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You've already fallen at least 100 feet There looks to be at least a mile to go. Game saved. Oops. Panic.
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Check the house... look for closets, dressers, etc.etc.etc. and find CLOTHES. Attempt to make parachutes out of the clothing.
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Xion is not allowed to play because he has a tail. He isn't going to deny it either, so I can fully blame his ban on him.
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Strangle Radium with Tail
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@Xion- how can we get any clothes out of an empty house while falling from it? Should we just teleport there, or something?
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Die and start all over again from the beginning.
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Shift the weight of the house so that it lands on that metal platform just beside the cave.
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check for a bottom. If there is none, Uberbob and l33tz3n glitch.
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Jan 28, 2004, 07:21 AM
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There's a bottom. It's still a ways down, though.

Wafflelord swings his claws at Furious, who narrowly dodges.
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I stopped reading this at the 62nd page =D Heh, I don't think this will ever die.
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If you need to catch up, Furious the Monkeyboy (a goodguy) is fighting the evil Mecha Wafflelord inside a physical representation of Wafflelord's mind. Meanwhile, Uberbob, L33tz4n, and Araches plummet to their doom in a nearby chasm. Shuriken died, they lost Faw somewhere in Upper Placespot, and Foo was sold to Scholar Sam in exchange for some spells.
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Use Leetzan's robe as a parachute.
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That only works on TV. Anyway, I thought L33tz4n was wearing something else now, I forget.

And remember, this whole place will turn blank and fluffy if Wafflelord dies.
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Ask L33tz4n "What are you wearing?".
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Found it! It was some green druid clothing. The only known description is this:
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Have Furious tackle Wafflelord and knock him (or both of them) off of the bridge.
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Furious charges at Wafflelord. Wafflelord jumps over Furious, who stops charging just in time.
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I got it! Have Furious stand at the edge of the bridge and wait for Wafflelord to rush at him. When Wafflelord rushes at him, sidestep him and have Wafflelord fall to his death.



But first, reload the game.
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Game loaded from last save; when you first started falling.
 

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