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What, do you expect us to do something like snipe there lasers out with sea lemon juice?
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Naa, too logical and predictable for the Win3.1 game.

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Do Twenty-Four Leaf Clovers float?
Does Uberbob have anything magnetic?
Would a non-magnetic object become magnetic if Chaos? How much so?
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I think a clover would float. I'm not all that confident that it can support the weight of two people, though.
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Would a non-magnetic object become magnetic if Chaos? How much so?
Chaos has limits. Gravitational effects are not reversed.

Let's add another piece to the Lower Placespot Puzzle. In the crystal ball's image, the guns flew out of the merpeople's hands... backwards!

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like...the guns flew from (place of guns landing) to their hands?

hrm.

Analyze water
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like...the guns flew from (place of guns landing) to their hands?
Er, no, the guns flew out of their hands and behind their backs towards the contained black hole thing. The other kind of backwards.

The water is watery. It tastes like saltwater. It is saltwater.
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Wow, when I post in this topic I'm just posting and have little connection with the story, if any at all, and when I mysteriously vanish for some weeks I suddenly get put in the story on a large frozen island >), interesting.

Can't you pay a dollar to bribe someone to take you to the surface?
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Control: Fawriel.
Trade... something. For the Rope. Whatever.
Send Rope down to Lower Placespot.

Control: Uberbob.
Take rope.
Go to Chaos Ward.
Remove/regain all Chaos Artifacts from personage.
Pass through Chaos Ward, go to Rift.
Tie Rope to Bookmark of Eternity.
Reach up and put Bookmark of Eternity above the Rift.
Set down Chaos Coil so it faces away from the rift.
Stand in front of (behind? You know what I mean) Chaos Coil.
Grab Rope.
Pull Chaos Coil forwards.
Hold on tighter to Chaos Coil.
Let go off Rope at peak of swing.
Hope.
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You hit teh wall D= -5 HP.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
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Try to regain all chaos items from your inventory (this means to remove them) and go past ward. Take apart the KeyinaCloak to get the snuffus cloak and the pandora's keys.
Put on the cloak, and try to grab it from the bottom to make a glider-type thingamajiggy.
Put the bookmark of eternity as far out in the middle of the chasm as you can, and hold on to the rope and try to swing, letting go at the apex of the swing and gliding to the other end, like Knuckles almost. ^_^

I think I got it.
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Well, maybe, but how good are you at gliding underwater?


What are the rift's vertical dimensions?
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When you are holding a large piece of cloth underwater, you don't really move fast at all. At least you don't hit the wall, though.

Rift is about 60 feet deep. I'd take all the hints I gave and put them in a list at this point.
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*chinscratch*

I'm confused.

SAVE
Ask Trafton for advice.
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Trafton has gone on vacation again.

Think harder, Xion, it was either you or unknown who almost got it once.
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...I'm bored.

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Go: Top of Volcano
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Fawriel climbs to the top of the volcano from Pandora's Pool. At first it seems like a perfectly normal top of an inactive volcano, but notice something sticking out of the ground. After some pulling (pushing, actually), you manage to retrieve the thick aluminum rod.

Found Chaos Bat!

Hm. A little progress, but I thought you guys were getting somewhere back at 2322.
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Waiiiiiiiiiittttttt.....

If you strike something with the chaos bat, wouldn't it become magnetically stuck?

Town pipe: Place Spot
Get the bat down to Uberbob
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Magneticly struck?
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Chaos items that are not magnetic don't have magnetic effects. If they are magnetic, the effects are reversed.

But regardless, you chuck it down to Uberbob.
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but think about it: When you strike an object with a bat it goes really far. If you Chaos it, it willl not go far, but stick. ^_^
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Control: Uberbob.
Do not be hit on the head with Chaos Bat.
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but think about it: When you strike an object with a bat it goes really far. If you Chaos it, it willl not go far, but stick. ^_^
Chaos does not replace 1 with 0, it replaces 1 with -1. Anything struck would fly towards the bat with as much force as it would go forward and probably hit you in the face.

Uberbob hits himself with the bat. -.9 HP >D
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waitwaitwait...if we get hit with a chaos item, shouldn't it heal?

regular bat hit = -20 HP
Chaos bat hit = +20 HP
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Control: Blackraptor (I should have the right to control myself)
Action: Gloat at uberbob and party. And buy a bag of nachos.
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waitwaitwait...if we get hit with a chaos item, shouldn't it heal?
Probably, but with chaos's glitching immunity there's not really anything you can do about it.

You can not control the mighty Blackraptor.
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Don't hit nobody until things start working correctly... or incorrectly... whichever.
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Uberbob has been healed! L33tz4n has been healed! Sea Lemon has been healed!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
-Chaos Bat

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Take(/lose) Chaos Bat.
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Take(/lose) Chaos Bat.
Picky.
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Oct 25, 2003, 02:48 PM
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okay.

Now that we're healed, SAVE.
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Can Water Elementals control water?
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Water Elementals can only control water when it is above water, and not in mass amounts.
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Go to the Colluseum, see how far the school has come.
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Construction here works like Internet Explorer, nothing loads until it's done.
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lol okay.

Control: Upper party
go: internet café
Do: Fileshare
Search: Water movements
Search: Watter Ebbs
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You do that. All of your results are useless things about Pur Water Filter.
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Since im too lazy to look back,

Check Inventory

Check party status

Check party morale

Check surroundings
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
-Chaos Bat


Both your parties are fully healed.

Your party's morale is -34.

Your surroundings are blue stone columns, water, and rocks.
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Can we use the Snuffus Cloak to create a miniature underwater Ebb?
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