Control: L33tz4n.

Pick up : Crystal

If attackers = true
than
{
Use : Crystal : Nearest Attacker
repeat
}
else
Exit

Page claim

L33tz4n has picked up the crystal. Your only attacker was Eli, though.

Ok, go wake up the partay

Loot Eli.

You take Eli's Lacrosse Stick of Doom. It looks like a normal lacrosse stick, but... is of doom.

In other news, Pinglag is being completly redone and refurbished. Now everything will be done on the computer. I hope to have a new website up in less than a week.

HURRAY STRAIGHT LINES! HURRAY NON HAND DRAWN SPEECH! HURRAY CEL SHADED CHARACTERS! ok

And it's now perfectly square.

Hurray Fquist's Shirt Is Now Green Instead Of Blue!!!!.|

The blue just sucked.

Now back on topic before I hit you with a spatula.

Hey, you started it.

*spatula*

I'll get back on topic eventually...

Now. )<

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Broken Lazer Light
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom

Who is un armed?

Uberbob.

Arm Uberbob with Lacrosse stick.

Uberbob has been armed with Lacrosse stick. For refrence, Araches has a staff, L33tz4n whip, and Fawriel Spear.

What happend to dagger?

I seem to remember throwing it off a cliff.

He didn't like me cutting the ladder off of Upper Placespot.

If you tie someone up with the Chaos Cord, would it tighten if they tried to get loose?

Theoretically, yes.

However if they tried to tighten it would loosen

How do you try to tighten ropes while tied up in them? *Has never been tied up*

Ah, never mind. It would be too hard to tie someone up with it anyway.

Open Eli's mouth.
Put Bookmark of Eternity inside of Eli's mouth.
Wake up Eli.
Ask why Eli was attacking.

You put the bookmark inside Eli's mouth and wake him up. "Why were you attacking?" you ask him.
"Because I am EEVIL! EEVIL!" he replies, "and acting on orders from Blackraptor," he adds before warping away.

"walk him up"?

Blackraptor again, hey.

Retrieve bookmark.

Summary of events since page 29, including any possible stupidity of Ninja's.

Just read them all again

analyze current status of store.

if employees = 0
then loot store

And watch out for the invisible gremlins.

There are still employees here. Just no customer service represenative. And the gremlins were native to Pandora's Island.

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Summary of events since page 29, including any possible stupidity of Ninja's.

Pronto.

Once apon a time stuff happened, the end.

Backl from school.

Analyze : Stock

The store contains all sports supplies from football helmets to pocket protectors for chess geeks.

Go : Grandma shop

You return to Conquista's Grocery, once again surrounded by evil people from all around the galaxy.

Originally Posted by Radium

You return to Conquista's Grocery, once again surrounded by evil people from all around the galaxy.

Analyze: people
--If: person = Silver hair
----Then: check = clothes

Omb nobody.