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I already attempted to put the lightbulb in the pointer...
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Using a bit of metal from the end of Faw's spear, you attach the battery to Xion's Harddrive. A tiny green light built into the center flashes on. You set the contraption on top of the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire, and... it falls off. Whatever use the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire has, it's probably not a mech shell. But at least Xion is active now, even if he doesn't have any source of input or output.

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Quote:
any fourse of input
Silly rad, fourse ins't a word.
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Silly rad, fourse ins't a word.
I officially add it to the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire.


-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
Pronounciation=Thir-Day-Tee-Note-Full-Ee-Clothed-Ducts-Crap-Four-Says-Tru-Del-Ire
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what was the lire part of it again?
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A tire.
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Hrm.

So we have xion.

Try pressing the light.
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You press the light. Nothing. It's just a light. Makes you wonder what Xion is thinking.
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Araches

perhaps it's a homing beacon?

Try waiting a moment to see what happens.
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Must...not...kill
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You stare at it for a moment. No result, not even that painful sensation staring into a light usually triggers.
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Hurray! I just finished my rough sketch of what the Spot place looks like from inside the spot place. Uploading tomarrow becuase Geocities which is already awful is hating me at the moment.
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Whee arghl. Don't mock my lack of definition between lines. It's the camera's fault. www.geocities.com/bstratn/SpotplaceSketch.zip
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For lack of anything better to do:

Invintory:
-Wings: Large pair of wings, made from eagle feathers.
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire: Nobody is really quite sure what this is.
-Chaos Grapes (2): Perfectly normal looking red grapes. Reverse effects.
-10 Noberries: Small purple berries; random effects.
-$14: Fourteen dollar bill depicting President Bush.
-Pandora's Car Keys (2): A set of car keys marked with the Toyota logo.
-Banana: A fresh, greenish-yellow banana.
-Crystal: Translucent yellow crystal, allows user to see through solid objects.
-Chaos Oil: A vial of a runny black liquid. Reverse effects.
-Chaos Cord: A long thin spring-like cable. Reverse effects.
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock): A small cake with purple icing. Causes random stuff to overtake universe.
-Infinite's BETTER Map: A map of Pandora's Island / Spinach Custard.
-Broken Lazer Light: Small red lightbulb and some black plastic.
-Bookmark of Eternity: An enchanted piece of cardboard that can only be moved by it's owner.
-Pandora's Shoe: Black sneaker with gold trim. Waterlogged.
-Xion: A small purple, silver, and black computer chip with a green light.
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Choas grapes...makes you hungry?
Choas oil...more friction?
Choas chord...grappling hook?
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Choas grapes...makes you hungry?
Choas oil...more friction?
Choas chord...grappling hook?
You mispelled Chaos three times in a row.

The all-knowing gremlin guru will supply you with a hint in exchange for Pandora's Shoe and the Banana. Accept?
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Hey, I've been reading scrambled messages all day in that Yuo What thread. Lemmelone. Accept.
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-1 Banana
-1 Shoe

"Arr," says the invisible Gremlin Guru, "ye should be lookin round Lower Placespot, or be seekin allies in Upper."

On a side note, look at this post's number. Isn't it l33t?
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Ok. Lets go seek allies in Upper.
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You go to Upper Placespot.
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Look : Various Residents
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An assortment of people, animals, and a levitating cardboard box aimlessly walk around up here.
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Time to start a power rally or something.
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Err... how do you do that?
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Stand on top of a bench and start screaming things like join our cause while holding up signs.
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You tear the "No Parking" sign out of the ground and stand on a bench, waving it and screaming random things. The levitating cardboard box floats over to watch your preformace.
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Talk : Box : Hi.
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The box rocks back and forth slightly in greeting.
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Talk : Box : What skills you got?
Analyze : Box
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You ask the large, brown cardboard box what skills it has. It turns left and right as if saying "no".
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Have L33tz4n and Faw grab the box while Uberbob and L33tz4n look under the box.
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You grab the box and look under it. It's empty.
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Wait...

If the cardboard box has no abilities, how is it floating?

Glitch: Carboard box.
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Apologize to box.


(It's being held up by invisible gremlins who want to be seen)
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You have glitched the cardboard box and destroyed it.
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Go back to the power rally.
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oops...not the effect I was desiring...

Analyze: area
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There really are no back streets here. But there is a store you haven't looked in.
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Which store is that?
 

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