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Araches refuses.
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Okay...if Uberbob has telepathy, maybe he can spooke Wafflelord into telling everyone how to get into BlackRaptor's lair...:evil:
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Uberbob makes a random object float. "I'm growing tired of your games," Wafflelord says, and he begins to charge towards you once more.
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Hit Wafflelord with the floating object to try and knock him out. Have Araches rest to restore her magic power.
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Araches rests. You throw the random object at Wafflelord, but he just backhands it out of the air and continues to charge.
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Jan 17, 2004, 01:17 PM
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JUMP!

Have Furious take the Third-whatever off of the road sign and stab Wafflelord with it.
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You jump. Wafflelord speeds under you, and abruptly stops. Furious is charging at him from behind with the scraptstrudel and crashes into him, sending them both to the ground.
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Land near the road sign and pick it up. Toss it to Furious and stab Wafflelord with the road sign.
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Furious grabs the road sign to stab Wafflelord. Wafflelord rolls over and grabs Furious's arm before he can hit.
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Sing the cheesecake song.
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...??? What's that going to do?

Poke Wafflelord's non-robotic eye, then hit him with the sign.
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The cheesecake song would drive Wafflelord mad, so that he'd tell us how to get to BR's lair.

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That might work...

If it works, listen to what he says and write it down.
If it doesn't work, smack the little booger!
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You sing the Cheesecake song. Wafflelord doesn't care.

So going with plan B, Furious charges at Wafflelord holding the sign. Wafflelord turns to see Furious coming towards him, and his robotic eye begins to focus in on his enemy. The metal panels begin to lift on his robotic limbs, as they grow around him. A giant mech begins to form around his body, and at the last moment he leaps into the air at least a hundred feet, landing far away from your party. He smashes his robotic fists into the ground and the ground around you collapses, surrounding your party with a great chasm. Wafflelord turns to face you. "What did I tell you, worthless mortals? I can not be defeated, not in the world or in my mind!"
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Jan 17, 2004, 04:18 PM
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Okay, now we're sporked...^^;;

Say, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" or something to distract him, then have Furious pick up the biggest object he can lift and throw it at MechaWafflelord. Or try Glitching, which I doubt will work.
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Tell Wafflelord that the mind is an abstract thing, and therefore doesn't exist.
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You might be onto something...Glitch Wafflelord's mind!
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Abstract minds exist D=. No good glitchage.

Furious picks up a nearby house and throws it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord ducks under the flying house, which crashes against the building behind him.
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Tell Furious to get rid of the cage thing if it's still there.
Then run like heck through the mind gate.
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Abstract minds exist D=. No good glitchage.

Furious picks up a nearby house and throws it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord ducks under the flying hosue, which crashes against the building behind him.
OMG I CAUGHT SPELLING ERROR I SPECIAL! ^_^
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The cage is unreachable along with you and the rest of your party (except for Furious, who's by Wafflelord), and the Mind Gate exit is blocked.
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Jan 17, 2004, 04:43 PM
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*hits head on keyboard* Is this another puzzle, or does MechaWafflelord have some sort of weakness?
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If I answered that I feel as though I would be depriving you of your right to suffer.
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*hits keyboard again* Have Leetzan summon a Water Elemental, then try to make MechaWafflelord's metal parts rust with a water attack.

When was the last time we saved?
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Hm, you're right about the save game. Game spontaneously saved =D!
L33tz4n does not have the points to summon a water elemental, and even if she did it couldn't make it across the chasm.
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Flip MechaWafflelord off. Throw the Sporkstrudelire thingy at his head. If nothing works, start typing cheats.9_9 :P
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Sucky games have no cheats D=.

Wafflelord charges.
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Jan 17, 2004, 05:22 PM
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If he charges, won't he fall into the chasm? Toss a rock at his feet to try and trip him up.
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I meant charged at Furious.*

Furious throws a rock at Wafflelord's feet. Wafflelord jumps over it. Still charging.
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You did'nt say WHERE he was standing when the chasm was made. Plothole alert!
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Have Furious jump onto Wafflelord.
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Open copy of Ztree.

Use hex editor to open up RPG file.

Find: cheats
Results: 1. View? Y

00FFFFFF ..........jjgod

got it! Type jjgod.
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You did'nt say WHERE he was standing when the chasm was made. Plothole alert!
Forgot, didn't I? Furious and Wafflelord were standing nearby eachother a bit away from the chasm.

Furious jumps onto Wafflelord. Wafflelord falls down and rolls over backwards, sending Furious flying off him. "I've had enough of this!" he says, and draws a disturbingly large black sword from thin air.

Furious gets up. There, nearby, is an elaborate silver sword stuck in the ground.
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This is a an old sux game. It has no cheats.

GOODSPORKITHINKIMBECOMINGRADLOLZ =D

Type jjgod anyway, just for the heck of it.

Edit: Scratch that, grab the sword. and attack with whatever mysterious power it posseses.
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JJgod does nothing.
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Jan 17, 2004, 05:58 PM
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Eureka! Leetzan knows Hypnotize, right? so have her take control of MechaWafflelord. I'm not sure that this'll work though.
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L33tz4n has no magic points and Wafflelord's too intelligent to be controlled.
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Have Leetzan rest to restore MP, then have Araches cast Frenzeh on Wafflelord. Then knock him out with the road sign. If he gets knocked out, cast Hypnotize if Leetzan's MP is high enough.
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But the cheat is right there!

Forget it. I'm hacking this game.
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Methinks that's not a good idea.
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