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You attempt to climb through the small vent. The inside is very cold and completely dark. Unfortunately, you can't seem to get anything more than your upper body through it.
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Propose to vent.

Claim to page.
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examine inside of vent
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Apr 28, 2004, 05:58 PM
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The vent has no interest in getting married for the time being.

The inside of the vent is cold and completely dark. Not much else can be said about it.
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Take off pants.
Enter vent.
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Apr 28, 2004, 06:06 PM
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Teh vent has no interest, kay? Plz stop coming on to it.

You notice that the vent looked bigger on the outside - you think it might get smaller as it goes on.
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Other than losing weight, how else do you propose to get Shuri's lower body in?
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You could face the cold, hard facts that there might be air ducts that weren't intended for travelling through.
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What, with pants?
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No, I mean that there ARE air vents that are intended for carrying air, rather than providing a secret passage to some hidden treasure or enterance into some locked building.
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But, what about the air vent mice? Tasty air vent mice?
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They all froze to death.
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... Inventory check?
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Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-NINJA Pants
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
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-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
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-Mouse Bones
-Armor
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What happened to your clothes? And shouldn't you not have the bookmark?
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Oops, sorry, that was UB's.
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Inventory check
Time Check
==How long has Faw been asleep?
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You'd say a bit more than an hour.
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Action: Yell
Action: Pull yourself out of vent
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You attempt to pull yourself out of the vent. Unfortunately, it would seem as though you are stuck.
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Continue to pull yourself out
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You curse at the air duct and continue to try to get out. It doesn't work; you're jammed in there quite well.
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Attempt to escape by slipping out of your NINJAPANTS
Retrieve NINJAPANTS
Put NINJAPANTS back on
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I don't think it's possible to take off your pants with your legs. And yes, I've actually tried, and ended up hurting myself.
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nonono...

While holding the pants, attempt to squeeze out the pants, and grab the pants before they fall down the vent.
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I thought your upper half was the part in the vent.
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Your upper body and arms are in the vent. The lower half of your body isn't.
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oh.

Then, Slip out of the Armor instead of the pants then.
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The air duct is too small to move your arms.
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Call for Fox
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You call for Fox. Unfortunately, there is no response. He is either too far away or not there.
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Struggle to get out
==If struggle !=unsuccessful
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The duct is too cold to sleep in. Game saved.
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...you had to do that, didn't you.

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You scream into the air duct; it echoes away.
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Scream for fox again.
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Apr 29, 2004, 05:09 PM
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There is no response.
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kill time.
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Killing time would cause the universe to freeze into motionlessness and ultimately eliminate itself.
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...By "kill time" I meant "sing the 100 bottles of beer" song.
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