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You glare at Fooruman. Fooruman cowers in the corner.
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Mumble: "Why am I surrounded by fools. u.u"
==Attempt to do the anime smiley.

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"Why am I surrounded by fools? B#u" you mumble. You got one character of the smiley correct, and are quite proud of yourself.
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Say: Fooruman, could you please Megawarp us to the other side of the bars here?
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POV: Uberbob
"Fooruman, could you please Megawarp us to the other side of the bars here?" you ask the old man.
"I don't know the coordinates D=" he responds.
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May 15, 2004, 02:40 PM
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Say: "Well, do you know where 0,0,0 is? Or can we substitute your current position for that?"
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"I'm pretty sure it's the upper left hand corner," he says.
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Say: "of?"
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"Well," Fooruman says, "I assume position 0,0,0 is the upper-left hand corner of the universe."
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Say: "Well, is there any way of finding where we are right now?"
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"Well, no."
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Glare at Fooruman
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Say: "Well, why not try some random coordinates to warp to? We may get lucky."
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POV: Shuriken
You glare evilly at Fooruman. He glares evilly back.

POV: Uberbob
"Well, why not try some random coordinates to warp to?" you suggest, "We may get lucky."
"Actually," L33tz4n says, "we'd have to get really lucky. The universe is mostly space, not to mention that if we did actually land on a planet, you'd have to take inertia into account. If you landed on the other side of the planet, you'd be moving at almost a thousand miles an hour in the wrong direction, not taking into account the planet's orbit. So in a sense, the spell is completely useless." You assume she has a point, since she used itallics not once, but twice.
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May 16, 2004, 08:52 AM
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POV: Shuri
Say: "So,we completely screwed ourselves over with a high-powered spell that can't be used because we have no clue where we are?"
==Use "angry" tone

POV: Uberbob
Say: "Well, is there any way that we can set the coordinates for our current position?"
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POV: Shuri
"So,we completely screwed ourselves over with a high-powered spell that can't be used because we have no clue where we are?" you question Fooruman angrilly.
"Hey," he says, "I'm not the leader!"

POV: Uberbob
"Well, is there any way that we can set the coordinates for our current position?"
"Define: 'the'?" he says. You have no idea what he is talking about.
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May 16, 2004, 09:25 AM
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POV: Uberbob
Say: "Can we make our current location...like...here..."
Point to a random area in the room
Say: "...become 0,0,0?"
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"Oh, certainly!" Fooruman says merrily, "we simply have to move that place to the upper left hand corner! It's quite simple."
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POV: Uberbob
Say: "Well? What are you waiting for? We may get out of this place then!"

POV: Shuri
Say: "Yeah. I'm sick of walking around seeing the same stupid monolith with the same stupid bottomless pit and the same old Fox and the same old gate and the same old vent that I got stuck in and..."
==Continue rambling as Fooruman changes the 0,0,0 point.
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"But I can't teleport teh whole planet D=" he says.
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Fooruman: Megawarp "Uberbob" to X("Uberbob")+4, Y("Uberbob")+4, Z("Uberbob")
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Unknown function or variable 'Uberbob'.
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Uberbob = (Uberbob's Current X Position), (Uberbob's Current Y Position), (Uberbob's Current Z position)

Cast: Megawarp on Uberbob
==Coordinates: (Uberbob)+4, (Uberbob), (Uberbob)
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Fooruman casts Megawarp on the party. Unfortunately, by the time the spell is over, you discover the earth has already moved away, leaving you suspended in space. Your lungs explode, giving you a quick, painful death.

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May 16, 2004, 05:49 PM
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...shouldn't Megawarp be an instant spell?

Glitch: Megawarp's Casting Time
Glitch: Megawarp's Resolution Time
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It's not an isntant spell. It takes a few seconds.
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May 16, 2004, 05:51 PM
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*instant, you mean.

Well, it always was an instant spell.

Fawriel: Town Portal: Upper Place Spot
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Town Gate and the magic map are still disabled.
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May 16, 2004, 06:14 PM
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crud.

Well...

Cast: Megawarp: Metal Bars
==(0, 0, 0)
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May 17, 2004, 12:12 PM
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The metal bars are not your ally. If anything, I would say they were your enemy, seeing as how they've defeated you in so many battles.
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Hah. You people actually expected a Sux Magic spell to have a useful purpose?

Go: North, East
Turn dial East
Go: East, North (Back to Fox, I believe)

Trade: Megawarp for Gem
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Can't do that, Scizor...
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May 17, 2004, 03:18 PM
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Fox doesn't take Sux magic spells because he's so much smarter than Xion.
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May 17, 2004, 03:38 PM
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HEY!!!

(I was away for about 20 minutes.)

just because I fried my chip doesn't mean I'm stupid! I'm Smarter than you! Watch me!

*rushes off into a wall*

...I meant to do that.
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May 18, 2004, 05:31 PM
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Go: North, East, North, West
Check Area
==If Area=first lever room
====then go to [act]
==If Area!=First Lever Room
====Then: Look
====[End]
[act]
Look West
==If West!=Lit
====Pull Lever
Go: West
Analyze Gate
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May 18, 2004, 05:59 PM
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Dang, Xion has this whole text-based thing down. Play D&D?
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No Macros. You miss things.

You pull the lever and go west. You are once again at the gate to the electricity room, and it is still welded shut.
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May 18, 2004, 06:36 PM
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Check: Inventory
Check: Spells
Check: Party: Sanity
Check: Party: Morale
Check: Radium: Sanity
Check: Xion: Sanity
Say: >_<
Control: L_G
Action: Faint
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Check gate for breaks and/or weak points
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Fooruman: Megawarp to 1320,23 in Sector X.
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Uh, no. I'd rather not have our party die again. Unless you know where those coordinates take us.
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